When Tino woke up he was tied to a chair. "What's going on? Why am I here?!" He asked. Suddenly that titan Swedish man walked up and looked at him. His eyes were blue as the sea, and the sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever, Tino thought.
The room he was in was very dark, only one light lit his chair that he was strapped to. There were three other men in there, one with spiky hair, one who was obviously spiky hair's boyfriend, and one who had a cross pin.
"Oh g'd yo'r'e a'wh''" Berwald said. And he held something that looked like a clump of pink fur. The others seemed unconscious, exept for spiky hair, who stared wide eyed, who had three scratch marks on his cheeks that looked like whiskers.
Berwald untied him, and than slapped him in the face. "Why did you do that?!" Tino asked, first the guy said he was his wife and then kidnapped him? Now he slapped him.
"B'causs why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. Anyway, p' thi' o'" he handed him the pink fur wich he realized was a suit that looked like a cat. "N'ow r'n" and he started firing a gun everywhere. Tino, thanks to being so small, managed to make if across the dark room extremely fast.
"G'd kttn" Berwald said. "Y'will do n'cely." He then threw Tino with the others. Bam. Spiky hair scooted over to Tino. "Dude, You were lucky. I got shot in both my legs, see?" He then showed his legs wich had two bullet holes in them. "What's with this guy?" Tino asked, seriously what was with this guy.
"He's trying to dress us up like cats so he can fool the Russians into thinking that we are cats and can go to the other side of Finland. He also has this weird habit of dressing up like animals, and he thinks that's a swell thing. Yet again everyone here is a little odd, aren't they?"
"Uh…no?" Tino said. Why would this weirdo dress up like furry animals? It wasn't odd or quirky, it was weird. And why did he think this plan would work anyway? It was the dumbest plan he had heard of in existence.
Suddenly spiky hair's boyfriend woke up. His hair was white and looked emo. He wore a brown jacket and had these weird purple eyes. "Ugh. What's going on?"
"We've got a new one."
You know I had to do it to em, my friends.