John is sitting in his office at the place where he works and as usual it's a fucking health insurance company or something. He recieves an email from his boss saying "John someone has had an accident at work that wasn't their fault. What was the number again?" This sends john into a state of shock as he can never remember any numbers so he phones lottie for advice
Lotty isn't there and her answering phone is the USSR national anthem. John blares down the phone "Lottie how do i find the national accident helpline" days later lotty phones him back and says "stop calling me and also this is the UK how are you even working for a health insurance company". John says "it's my mid life crisis, I'm trying to bring back things that weren't even popular before the war". Lotty says OK.
Anyway later they're all meeting up at the cafe that they go to that's used for every 90s advert. Danny is late as he spent 4,516 hours gelling his hair. Alastair says to him "you realise that'll go out of fashion in like 2 years right" to which Danny replies "shut up Ally you're never in fashion". then he laughs and shoves him. Ally growls "you're lucky this bar doesn't operate under Motherwell rules"
John is sad as he still can't remember the number. It is at this point that Lotty suggests they go on an adventure where everyone in the room could get their wildest dreams. "Sounds interesting", says Alistair, "but I'm busy". Lotty says "you might be able to bet on a horse" and then he's sold. Miz is excited at the proposal, exclaiming "I hate my kids as they have no surplus value. Sign me the fuck up". John is just sitting in a corner muttering "what was the number again" over and over. The others take this as agreement.