So Charmy was buzzing around the field of Hyrule when he heard certain musical sounds that clearly attracted him.
"Ooh that sounds fun!" Charmy said to himself as he buzzed towards the source of the catchy noise, heading to a farm to see a stinky farm girl fanning away her loud fumes. "Hey, are you doing that music?"
"I wouldn't call it that but yes." The red haired girl said with an embarrassed giggle. "I'm Malon, and this ranch is known for its Lon-lon milk, which I think I had a bit too much of."
"Lon milk?" Charmy questioned while watching Malon farting. "Why would they name it after that?"
"I don't know, I asked my father about it but he just shrugged. So we'll never know." Malon responded as she blushed from her sloppy flatulence getting dirtier. "Oof on that note, I might need a new dress, these stinkers are leaving quite the mess-"
"Oh boy a mission!" Charmy cheered and took off to search for fabric across the grassy field, bumping into enemies at a fast pace and knocking them out with ease by virtue of his speed.