The Dan VS Everything Vignettes

by nyanyanya22

A series of short stories and vignettes taking place in the world of Dan Vs Everything. These short adventures will show us the perspective of other characters, various odd moments, or simply flesh out the world and characters my main fic established. All of these are fully canon to Dan Vs Everything, but do not take place in chronologically and often fall between/before stories.

2. Green Faerie

An artist appears on the screen, struggling to paint a canvas.

"Do you ever, thirst for that artistic inspiration? Shoot for the moon, but always come up empty?"

A man appears on screen, a long string of text below him.

"Hello, my name is Art Artstein, world renowned artiste. When I need that creative juice, I always turn to Green Faerie Absinthe, favorite spirit of creative spirits everywhere."

The screen pans away from him, cutting to simple footage of people painting on canvas.

"If you're tired of conventional spirits such as Vodka, or simply thirst for that creative vision, try Green Faerie Absinthe. Absinthe is known for it's famed properties in the creative mind, and has been used by many of histories greatest creatives. Mark Twain, Art Artstein, even President Roosevelt couldn't keep his hands off of this famous green spirit. Green Faerie Absinthe is made with the same, traditional Swiss techniques pioneered over 2 centuries ago, and has that smooth wood and licorice taste artists love."

Pans back to Art Artstein.

"Available at all supermarkets and liquor stores in the Greater LA area."

Pans to scenic forest.

"Green Faerie. A creative spirit for your creative spirit."

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY.