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Social Distance Patrol Officer Iida
"You want to make me what!?" Shouted the class representative Tenya Iida.
Standing in front of him was their homeroom teacher Aizawa, he had suddenly been called to his teacher's office out of the blue only to get some interesting news.
Their drowsy teacher stared at his student with his dry eyes, "Why did you yell, I only said that you were in charge of making sure all the students in the class 1-A practice the proper social distancing till the pandemic is over."
"I'm just so honored you determined that I was suitable for such a great responsibility!" Iida shouted again, getting this task made him feel like he was selected as class rep all over again. The warm fuzzy feeling in his stomach made him feel all giddy inside.
"Look just make sure no one here does anything that'll get them or others infected. Me and the other teachers have to stand guard around the school to make sure no one is infected or a villain gets in. A average civilian getting sick is bad enough but if one of you kids were to get it, who knows what kind of damage your well trained quirks might do," Aizawa stated as the thought of Bakugo suddenly exploding after a workout ran over and over in his mind.
Iida on the other hand was thinking of the dangers if Mina got sick and excreciate acid in her sleep, whoever was below her would get a one way trip to the hospital no doubt.
"No worries Mr. Aizawa, I swear I will ensure that everyone will be as safe as possible!" Stated the excited hero-in-training, giving a proper salute.
The 'already got a bad feeling about this' teacher just shrugged, as long as no one else got sick he didn't care. He was about to suffer the rest of the day with Miss Joke bugging him since UA needed to borrow a few heroes from other schools after spending most of their own staff to help with the pandemic, in exchange UA will house students from other schools so that the buildings can be freed up to aid in the pandemic.
"I'll leave it in your hands… Social Distance Patrol Officer," He sarcastically said before walking away, almost as soon as he left his office Miss Joke found him and the pain began.
Iida on the other hand was still relishing the joy he was feeling, he was going to be the best Social Distance Patrol Officer ever!
SOCIAL DISTANCE PATROL OFFICER IIDA - CASE 1: TOO EXPOSED!
Asui Tsuyu was about to step outside to get some fresh air, she's been cooped up inside for far too long and thought she could spend a few minutes in the sun.
That was until she heard someone shout, "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
She didn't even have the chance to turn around before Iida came dashing in front of her.
"Where's your mask and gloves! Even if it's something as small as a walk you should alway wear them!" Stated the ever so firm Iida.
Tsuyu just looked at Iida and the content in his hands before replying, "Ok," Putting them on before leaving.
As he watched her walk off Iida had the most satisfied face he had had in awhile, "I'm killing it at this job!"
SOCIAL DISTANCE PATROL OFFICER IIDA - CASE 2: The Escapee!
Sato was just casually walking toward the exit, he had his face mask and gloves on looking excited. That was until he heard a rolling thunder behind him and someone shouting, " STOP RIGHT THERE!"
By the time he turned around Iida was already standing there with his hand held out!
"Where do you think you're going!?" He announced.
Looking ever so confused Sato answer, "Uh hey, I was about to sneak out so I can see that new Miruko vs Ryuko movie."
"You do know we were ordered by the government to not leave home unless it was absolutely necessary right!? A movie is not a necessity!" Scolded Iida.
Trying to laugh it off Sato rubbed the back of his neck saying, "Yeah I know, but I found out a theater was still showing the movie and I haven't had a chance to watch it yet. So I thought maybe I can quickly-"
But before he finished his sentence, he could feel Iida behind him, forcefully pushing him back in the direction of the dorms using his quirk.
"I'm sorry but we all had to make sacrifices during this time. Also you had 3 weeks to see the movie, I'm not approving of anything but by now there's certainly some way to view the movie if you look on the internet!"
"But the experience isn't the same! NOOOO!"
SOCIAL DISTANCE PATROL OFFICER IIDA - CASE 3: The Forbidden Act
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"Will today be the day we do it?" Jirou asked.
"O-only if you want to." Tamaki answered, he wasn't feeling so sure of what she was suggesting, "Just for today though!"
"Ok then, let's do it!"
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Yelled Iida rushing into the area, freaking out the couple.
"What are you doing!?" Jirou shouted blushing red, Tamaki was already covering his face from embarrassment.
Iida pushed up his glasses, turning the question against her, "The question should be, what are YOU doing!" pointing down at Tamaki's lap.
There in his lap was his hand along with Jirou's; They were holding each other!
"She made me do it!" Tamaki blurted out.
"Hand Holding! How could you? You know better!" he continued, Tamaki isn't even from our class meaning he's not in our dorms, he's practically a guest. You should have a 6 feet distance between the two of you." He tells them, using his own hands to seperate them and their sinful hands away from each other.
"Better."
"You jerk, I've been working him for months to finally hold hands!" Said a very angry Jirou.
"You should be focusing on your hero training then youthful romantic flings!"
"I warned her this would happen," Mumbled Tamaki.
"We're not a fling!" Shouted Jirou, Tamaki started shivering as he knew what happens when she gets too frustrated.
Two people had earphone jacks shoved in their ear that day.
SOCIAL DISTANCE PATROL OFFICER IIDA - CASE 4: CONFINEMENT!
Mineta walked out his room, he felt a little light headed all day and thought of getting something to eat from the cafeteria since they were allowed to get food there as long as they didn't eat there.
But then he sneezed.
"Recipro Burst!"
And a rolling thunder could be heard, followed by a call!
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Before Minete can even react he is grabbed and thrown back into his room.
"If you're feeling sick or are showing symptoms of not feeling well, self quarantine yourself! In this case your room!" Stated the ever wise Iida as he slams the door.
"But what about food!?" Cried Mineta from behind the dorm.
As he secure the door to prevent future mishaps, he tells him, "I'll deliver you something!"
SOCIAL DISTANCE PATROL OFFICER IIDA - CASE 5: Deceptive?
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Called out the brave patrol officer who bursted into the kitchen, seeing Mina, Uraraka, and Izuku. All three were washing their hands in the different sinks the kitchen had and looked like deers caught in the headlights when Iida came in suddenly.
"Oh my apologies, I heard someone saying something about 'a sticky hand after coming inside', glad to see you all took the initiative of following the very important Wash Your Hands rule. I'm proud of all of you! Remember to use hand sanitizer and carry on."
With that said, he walked away. Pleased that some of the people he held high regards were following the proper rules during these hard times.
Though he did wonder why they were all barely clothed, it's pretty cold in the kitchen.
SOCIAL DISTANCE PATROL OFFICER IIDA - EPILOGUE
"Thanks to my hard work and dedication, I think my classmates are finally starting to get the importance of social distancing!" Says Iida as he sets down his glasses on the table in his room, "I'm sure Aizawa sensei would be proud of my work."
"That's noice I guess fam," Said a very curvaceous blonde woman on his bed, she was laying back looking at her phone as she listened to his story, "Now get over here, I got some lit things I tots want to show you on my phone!"
"You know the rules Camie, during this quarantine we gotta be careful with our social contact and did you wash your hands!?" Replied Iida.
Jokingly Camie raised off her hands in air, "Clean as a whistle babe but come on, ya can bend your rules a lil bit. Not like any of us in the dorms are sick anyways or else we would've been taken away by now."
"I-i can't break my own code," Insisted Iida, turning away.
"Oh please~" Camie says as she got off the bed and walked over to Iida, breaking the 6 feet distance rule, to put her hat onto his head, "You can tots be rebellious yourself. Beside you working so hard deserve some leanletcy right, Social Distance Patrol Officer Iida~"
She may not look it, but the woman can play mind games when she really puts her all into it.
Gritting his teeth Iida muttered, "Well, social distancing is more of a guideline than a rule."
"I agree~! Ain't nothing holding us back fam."
'Forgive me Aizawa sensei, even the most righteous people can have corrupted desires.' Were the thoughts of Iida before enjoying a night with his girlfriend.
THE END
