We open to the Broflovski residence, where we see Kyle Broflovski in the garage fixing up a kite.
Kyle: Can't wait to give this baby a spin tomorrow.
Craig and Tweek walk past.
Craig: Nobody plays with kites anymore.
Kyle: I still do and it's a fun hobby!
Kyle sighed.
Kyle: If only there was a way I can prove to people that kites are actually cool.
Kyle looked up into the night sky.
Kyle sighed.
Kyle: I guess I'm the only guy in the world who still has a fondness for kites.
Suddenly, Kyle notices something from a distance.
It was a blue energy blast.
Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Suddenly, a backdraft of wind blew the kite out of the garage.
Kyle: Oh no!
Kyle started to chase after the kite.
Kyle caught the kite by its tail, but he didn't notice how fast the energy blast was coming.
Kyle: Oh sh-
The blast hit Kyle sending him flying back into the garage.
The next day.
Kyle woke up in the garage feeling dizzy.
Kyle: Ow, my head.
Kyle opened his eyes and there were blue laser beams coming out.
The lasers were causing the wall in front of him to burn.
Kyle screamed and closed his eyes.
Kyle: What was that?
Kyle opened his eyes and the lasers shot out again.
Kyle closed his eyes.
Kyle: Ok, concentrate Kyle, concentrate.
Kyle opened his eyes again and the lasers didn't come out this time.
Kyle: What was that? I just hope my kite isn't at all damaged.
Kyle picked up his kite and discovered, it wasn't damaged.
Kyle: How?
Kyle exited the garage.
Kyle: So kites are lame huh? We'll see now Craig.
Kyle starts running with the kite in his hand.
Kyle: Come on wind.
Suddenly, Kyle realised he was floating.
Kyle: What the fuck?!
Kyle dropped to the ground and started to look at his hands.
Kyle: What is happening to me?
Kevin Stoley: You just realised that kites are super lame.