Welcome, everybody! Sometimes I watch South Park, but I love Varsity Blues (1999) and football :) So I have decided to write a story of the show and movie combined into one :)
So... in this chapter, Kenny will have a tattoo of the school mascot on his ass, but it will be on the left ass cheek instead of the right. And will Kyle get to play tonight or sit on the bench again? Let's wait and see.
17-year old Kyle Broflovski, South Park Bulls backup quarterback, was laying down sideways on his bed looking at the framed 4x6 photo of him and his friends, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick in South Park Elementary School Cows football uniforms from when they were 8 years old as he was listening to the radio about tonight's upcoming game.
"Good morning, South Park. Frank Hammond on South Park Radio here, looking forward to seeing you tonight at Peter Charles Stadium as the Bulls take on the Longmont Jackrabbits. Kickoff time 7:15 PM." Said Frank from Kyle's radio.
Kyle didn't even notice his 11-year old adopted little Canadian brother, Ike, quietly walked in as he is now standing beside his bed.
"Think you'll play tonight?" Ike asked his older brother.
"Do I ever play?" Kyle asked back to his little brother as he turned around to him while still on his bed.
"No, but..." Ike said trying to finish his sentence.
"Stan is the best quarterback in the state, Ike. Why would they want anyone but him to play?" Kyle said interrupting Ike as he then got off his bed to get dressed grabbing his jeans, green snapback hat and his black football home game #12 jersey.
"Well, maybe if you guys are running up the score to have a big lead or..." Ike stopped in the middle of another sentence. "What if Stan gets hurt?" he asked again.
"Hey, don't even think about Stan going down. That would be a disaster." Kyle responded back quickly while pointing at his brother and then finished putting on his clothes and game jersey.
"Now come on, Ike. Mom has breakfast waiting for us." Kyle said as he and Ike went downstairs and into the kitchen.
"Kyle, did you pray for playing time?" Asked their father, Gerald, while reading the newspaper with a headline that says "Stan Marsh: Bulls man in charge of Charles' mighty offense".
"Yes I did, Dad. And hopefully I do." Kyle responded as he and his brother sat down in their chairs. Gerald puts his paper down and looks at Kyle with a concerned look.
"Hopefully?" He asked as he raised an eyebrow at him.
"Well... it's just that every time we're up big, Coach Charles doesn't even bother putting in some of his backups, including me." Kyle told his father.
"Well that's bullshit!" Gerald said. "He's gotta protect their best players, including Stan when you guys are up big." He added.
"I know, Dad. But he always leaves him in there so he can get his ride and scholarship to the University of Colorado Boulder." Kyle said.
"Alright boys, that's enough." Shelia said as she came over with two plates of scrambled eggs, two pieces each of buttered toast, sausage links and bacon, and then places them in front of her sons. "Please pray that you'll get to play tonight, bubee." Shelia said as she kissed the top of Kyle's head, not to mention his bushy red afro is all cut off to 5/8" short.
"I already did, Mom." Said Kyle as he took a bite of his toast.
8 minutes went by, the boys finished their breakfast and they heard a car horn from outside.
"Oh, that's Cartman. I gotta go." Kyle said as he heard Cartman's horn. He grabbed his backpack and headed out the door.
"Pray that you don't sit on the bench again!" Ike snickered.
"That's enough, Ike! We must concentrate for tonight's game." Gerald replied quickly back at Ike.
Kyle comes out to see his same good old fat friend, Eric Cartman, in his lifted black 2003 Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 diesel quad cab short bed pickup truck with a green and white #68 on both front doors, parked in front of his house with Craig Tucker in the rear left seat and Token Black sitting in the bed.
"Hey, Kyle! You skinny ass Jew, let's roll!" Yelled out Cartman through the open window laughing from inside his big truck.
"Hehehe, oh Cartman, you have not changed one damn bit." Kyle said as he chuckled and then walks toward the truck, opens the front passenger door and gets in. Cartman turns on the truck and they drive off to pick up Stan.
They later pulled over in front of the Marsh residence, which has a 20' W x 10' billboard with a huge image of a helmetless Stan in full uniform attempting to throw a pass with some labeling on it that says "South Park Bulls. Stan Marsh. All-Colorado Quarterback".
And there he is, folks! Stan Marsh, so tall and muscular in his black #4 jersey, blue jeans, blue & red snapback hat, with his football gear duffel bag over his right shoulder as he came out the front door, closed it and walked toward Cartman who came out of the truck with the engine still running.
"I love you, brother." Said Stan as he hugged Cartman who also returned the hug. "I Just had the most wonderful dream last night." He said again.
"Is it about you and Wendy again?" Cartman asked jokingly. "I'm just kidding, dude." He jokingly said.
"Oh ha ha, very funny, man." Snickered Stan. "I'm saving it for the pep rally." He said.
"Well, all right. And if you need anything, you let me know." Cartman said.
"Save it for tonight, big guy." Stan said smiling while patting his shoulder.
"Oh I will. Come on." Cartman replies as he and Stan went to the truck with Stan opening the door to sit in the rear right seat behind Kyle, closed it and then drove off to Kenny McCormick's house to pick him up.
4 minutes later, they pulled up in front of the McCormick residence. Kenny, who looks muscular (compared but close to Stan) for a wide receiver, in his black #13 jersey comes running up to the truck, tossed his gear duffle bag into the truck bed and hops into it.
"Yeahhh, let's go!" Yelled Kenny in excitement as Cartman turned on the radio playing "Nice Guys Finish Last" by Green Day and then truck drives off to the school.
"Good mooning, boys, good mooning!" Joked Kenny with his pants barely pulled down showing his exposed bare muscular ass with a tattoo of a bull in SPHS colors on his left cheek through the open rear window to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Craig making them crack a laugh and then he pulled his pants back up and pops his head and arms through the rear window.
"What up, boys? I've been up since the crack of dawn, and I had to ask you a question." Kenny said smiling turning his head back and forth to Stan and Craig. "What is up with Millie Larsen?" He asked.
"Wendy and Bebe's friend?" Asked Cartman.
"The smoking hot strawberry blonde cheerleader?" Asked Craig.
"Yes, her. She's got this look!" Answered Kenny.
"So?" Kyle asked in a weird tone.
"She's got this innocent look. You know, the 'I am so horny, I wanna suck your dick' look!" He explained.
"Come on, chillax, dude, you gotta focus." Said Kyle.
"I can't focus, I need to get some ass! I need to hit some ass!" Kenny said excitedly. "Which single cheerleader is lucky for tonight's postgame party?" He asked sort of changing the subject.
"The sexy strawberry blonde cheerleader, like you said!" Yelled Token from outside the back.
"She's good enough for me. Give me a kiss." Kenny said happily giving Craig a kiss on the cheek.
11:35 AM at South Park High School. Inside the gymnasium is a pep rally. Students in black, dark green and white cheering so loud, the band playing and the chearleading squad consisting of:
Wendy Testaburger (captain/head cheerleader and girlfriend/lover of Stan), Bebe Stevens (girlfriend/lover of Kyle), Red, Heidi Turner, Millie Larsen, Annie Knitts, Nichole Daniels, Tammy Nelson, Jenny Simons, Mandy, Jessica Rodriguez, Nelly, Esther, Kal, Lola, Jessie, Linda Triscotti, Allie Nelson and Sally Darson; doing their routine. And coach Peter Charles stands in front of the podium raising his hand up to silence the entire gym and the entire SPHS varsity football team standing behind him.
"Tonight, we play Longmont. Tonight, we beat Longmont!" Coach Charles said through the microphone that applauded the crowd in excitement. He raised his hand to have the crowd remain silent again.
"In my 27 years of coaching at South Park High, I have brought 3 state titles." He explained pointing at the three SHPS State Champions banners. "And 18 league titles. Count em'." He said as the crowd applauded again. "And this year, God willing with your outstanding support for this great team, I will bring number 19! Go Bulls! Go Bulls! Go Bulls!" He said that the applause bursted out loudly, especially for the cheerleaders as coach raised his hand for silence one last time.
"Now I present to you... our captain and quarterback, Stan Marsh. Let's hear it!" Said Coach Charles one last time as the crowd's applause bursted out again as they heard Stan's name called out and he comes up to the podium.
The cheerleaders were cheering so loud for Stan, especially Wendy. So slim with a curvy but petite waist with long straight black hair, double C cup breasts and shapely arms and legs. She looks gorgeous, especially in that black, dark green and white open belly sleeveless SPHS Bulls cheerleader uniform.
"Yay, Stanny! My hero!" Wendy cheered for her boyfriend in excitement while jumping up and down and waving her black/dark green pom poms.
"I swear Charles gets off on this. He's made your boyfriend a god." Bebe told Wendy.
"You're just jealous that your boyfriend is not the starting quarterback, Bebe." Red joked.
"Do you think he'll play tonight?" Millie asked.
"Nope. I don't think he'll ever will." Nelly answered.
"I agree." Heidi.
"Well I mean at least he should for once." Jenny thought.
"I seriously doubt that very much." Said Annie.
"Kyle would most likely sit on the bench all season." Red said teasingly.
"At least he and Stan don't have some serious competition against each other for it, so it won't ruin their friendship, even mine and Wendy's." Replied Bebe "Right, Wendy?" She asked.
"So right, Bebe." Wendy answered. "Now shush, my Stanny is about to speak." She said again.
Stan raised his hand and the crowd goes silent. "I was lying in bed last night," He said as he started his speech that it got the entire crowd going it made Wendy turn around to look at the crowd and then looks back to Stan with a sweet smile on her face towards him with lust in her eyes.
"Mmm my Stanny is so hot, sexy and cute every day at school, especially in the football uniform. You have no idea what I would like to do to him." Wendy thought as she licked her lips.
"and I drifted off to sleep, and I had a dream that we were beating Longmont 21-8." He said in the middle of his speech the crowd applaused so loud. "But I woke up kind of sad," Stan said that the applause awed and was stunned after he said that. "but then I cheered up when I realized that it was only a dream, because I know we'll beat Longmont by way more than that." Stan said finishing his speech that it got the crowd to applause got louder than ever, especially the cheerleaders, especially his girlfriend.
"WOOO! GO STAN!" Cheered a jumping overexcited Wendy again.
Stan comes off the podium, gets a handshake and a pat on the shoulder from Coach Charles.
After the rally went by, it is lunchtime. Kyle and Bebe are next to the school gymnasium outside talking. "Baby, please tell me this is all over in a few weeks." Said Bebe.
"Just five more games, sweetie. No more football, no more Charles, and, if I get into Princeton, no more South Park." Kyle answered to his cheerleading bushy blonde girlfriend.
"No more games on Friday nights?" She asked her Jewish boyfriend while leaning against the wall.
"And no more cheer on Friday nights?" Kyle asked back as he leaned towards her.
"Well they do go together..." Bebe said blushing and then changed the subject. "Why, does my open belly cheer uniform turn you on?" She asked teasingly while looking at him.
"Maybe." Kyle responded as he leaned in towards her face with a smirk on his. "Why, does me in a football uniform turn you on as well, even though I don't play?" He asked her again while leaning in closer to her face and she gives out a seductive smirk.
"Oh yeah." She giggled as he kissed her lips and Bebe follows back on the kiss as she wrapped her arms around his neck and he wrapped his around her lower back, gently sliding their tongues into each other's mouths as they started making out and slightly moaning through their barely-fierce French kiss.
End of Chapter 2...
That's one chapter down and many more to go! :D I did change some of the quotes from the Varsity Blues movie and it'll be like that on some of the quotes in every chapter. Note that there two University of Colorados (one in Boulder, which has the football program that Stan & Wendy will be attending the following year) and the other in Denver, and I didn't wanna put UC, because it could confuse you guys into thinking the C standing for California or Colorado. Credit to itshelena for helping me add some of the boy characters to the football team as I later then thought of some girl characters for the cheerleader squad. Game time up next! GO BULLS! F**K THE JACKASSRABBITS!