==Day 2==
Phoenix was sad beckhaus teh random mime diedin payne.
"He was a gud man." said nick. "I WILL FINDT HE MURDERE!" phoenix decided to search 4 clues.
But he found absolutely nothing other dan a dead bodey.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! this is the perfect crime!" said phoenix and started eating the batteries in his pockets sadly.
then pheox heard a familiar voice. "fuck I had a trial tomorrow but im stuck in this stupid place."
It was Edgeworth.
"Edgeworth you are here too?"
"Wtf wright you too?! how did u come here?"
"Maya gifted methis gaem and now im stuck in it."
"being cheap again i see."
"shut up edgecunt. im borke."
then ergoworth saw the ded body and asked "wtf y is dere a ded body?!"
"some1 murdered this miem yesterday."
"then lets look for cleus."
"I already did but i found nothing. whoever kirled this mime jsut commited the perfect crime."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Edgyboi said.
"wait. we still don't know why he died yet. We gotta perform soem autopsy or some shit like that." thinking phoenix said.
"How we do this i didn't bring my Create An Autopsy Report machine." madworth said.
"Hmmmm... wait i know wat to do!"said pointing phoenix and he pulled out his phone and wrote a message to Maya.
"maya pls buy Don't Starve for everyone we know. im stucc in da gaem and theres a crime i must solve."
Maya wrote "ok."
"Dey should be here by tomorow" said Phoenix.
"It's getting dark." said Worryworth
"OH SHIT I FROGOT TO COLECT WOOD 4 DA FIER!"
"Dont worry Wight I brought my desk wtih me we can burn it."
"wtf how did u carry that?"
"I put it in my pocket."
"oh ok"
And so Photix and Edgorth spent de nigh safely tanks to the desk fire. Never foret to brign your deskes with you.
You might euse it fro night fire.