I was peacefully sleeping, one thing I didn't do much. But I was getting better at it with the help of the Avengers, who I know live with after May went to England for a new job. As I was saying sleeping blissfully unaware of the troubles I would find my self in. Loki is the person to thank for my predicament. If you have not guessed he turned me into a freaking girl. I mean if my life wasn't crazy enough. Let's backtrack to when I woke up.

~flashback to when he woke up~

I yawned and stretched my arms. All I did notice my voice was a bit high pitch. My spidey sense was going haywire. Odd I thought. After a couple of minutes I through the black and white sheets of my body and then was horrified at what I saw. I..I..I was a girl. I mean how the hell did that happen.

After that traumatic experience I found out that I had wavy brown hair down to my waist. I had know idea what to do so in that moment I decided to Wanda, my sister in all but blood to help me figure what the hell to do.

P- Hey Wanda can you come to my room I have a serious problem.

W- Yeah sure are you ok your voice sounds a bit different.

P- Your going to find that out when you arrive just please hurry up.

W- Yeah of course be there in a few.

When Wanda arrived she casually walked through the door shutting it with her magic but when she saw Peter she froze in a state of shock. I then said to Wanda 'Hey it me Peter and I turned it to a girl and I don't know who did it.'

Then he came onto the realisation that it was Loki. Loki had been given a second chance about a year ago. Although he was constantly playing pranks. I then rested my thought out loud and she agreed. Wanda then said 'How about we get some payback by you letting me dress you up and then have Loki see you.' I thought about and said yes I mean it can't get any worse. She then left to get supplies. I didn't ask because you could see the evil glint in her eyes.

When she came back she had like 50 different hangers all with clothes and a suitcase floating behind her. I've seen it before and has all of her makeup deathtraps. She made me wear a white sundress with flowers on it with a brown leather jacket with black heeled boots. I could walk quite well in. Then curled my hair and pined some of it up. Then came the death trap. She put on light pink lipstick with mascara and gave me a blue duty eyeshadow look.

Wanda would not let me look into a mirror till she finished. But when she was done she looked really proud and said 'You look breathtaking probably because you already looked beautiful before but still. Then she went to tell everyone her friend Penelope was coming any minute now. In reality it was just me but we had to give me a new name so it was less obvious.

So I sneaked outside to go to the elevator so it looks like arrived. Then I walked in like no ones business. Loki just happened to be sitting there and his jaw dropped. Haha take that sucker I can't wait to lure this over his head. I just eased past him saying nothing going to find Wanda so we can mess with them more.

We figured we go to the training room and spar. We did and Clint said I was really pretty. I knew he was just be nice as he has a wife he adores. I said thank you and me and Wanda stared to spar. This went on for 30 minutes until I became victorious.

We were both very hungry so we went to the kitchen to get a snack. Steve and Bucky were there and when I entered there mouths were on the floor it was quite comical and I told them to close their mouths or they would catch flies. This broke then out of there stupors and they introduced themselves. I was quite enjoying myself Wanda could barely contain her laughter.

After we decided that we should tell the poor souls so we rounded the everyone up including Tony it was a miracle he got out of his workshop. Then I said ' Hi I may of been introduced as Penelope but I am actually Peter Parker who Loki turned into a girl and I thought it would be fun to trick all of you. The reactions were priceless I told Friday to take a picture then Loki said 'Why do my pranks backfire.' Not missing a beat I replied 'Because I hot in every body deal with sucker. Think about it next time.'