asked for prompts on tumblr. this is where im putting them. ta da. each capter will have a specific summary and warnings.

Summary: "Hashimada? Something angsty with a happy ending? (optional) Maybe time-travel too?" requested by joeriezeilany

For joeriezeilany. Sorry this is more cracky than angsty. It does have (vaguely implied!) time travel, so there's that I guess. ✌️

Pairings: Madara/Hashirama

Warnings: kissing boys, (implied) time travel, crack

Hashirama is, for once, minding his own business, when Madara slams his office door open, fire in his eyes.

"I didn't do it!" Hashirama shouts immediately. He doesn't know what's made Madara so furious, but he wants to deny any involvement while he has the chance.

Madara scowls at him, his face a sneer as he marches forward, his gaze intent.

"I really didn't do it!" Hashirama tries to reason, standing quickly. He glances around, running escape route options through his head. Would trying for the door get him caught? It honestly just might be safer to go through the window, regardless of the lecture about his 'image' he'll receive from Tobirama later. "Kagami was the one that covered your gunbai with corrosive sap!"

Madara pauses for a moment, a crazed look in his eyes. "I'm over a hundred years old and you're telling me that the one who ruined my gunbai was Tobirama's brat?"

Hashirama blinks, instantly confused. "Kagami isn't Tobirama's…?"

"Out of everything I just said, of course, you would pick that to ask about," Madara rolls his eyes, once more continuing to approach.

Hashirama furrows his brow, his mouth opening suddenly as he fully registered the other part of Madara's sentence. "A hundred years old?" He asks. "You don't look a day over forty."

Madara glares at him, his face flushing with anger. "I'm twenty-seven."

"Oh shit," Hashirama gasps, bracing himself for impact.

Except, instead of a fist meeting his face, soft lips rest chastely against his own.

He stares dumbly as Madara pulls away, an unreadable look on his face. "Obito was right," Madara mutters.

"Who's Obito?" Hashirama asks, dazed.

"It really was just sexual frustration," Madara continues, ignoring his question. He leans in for another kiss and then Hashirama completely forgets what he was asking.

(Okay, really he just forgets for that moment. When he asks Madara later on, once the other man has relinquished his lips, the Uchiha glares at him and yells at him to "stop being an idiot!" Hashirama never learns who Obito is, but he does get to express his love and affection for the Uchiha clan head, so he supposes it's a fair trade.)

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