"Ladies and gentlemen, our host and hostess for the evening: Mr. Johnny Bravo and Miss Anne Maria Karkanis!" PerkyGoth14 soon announced.

The audience applauded as the blonde muscleman and Jersey Shore reject teen girl soon appeared on stage together.

"Good evening, good evening, thank you very much," Johnny said once he was on stage. "Yeah, welcome to the First 13th Annual Cartoon Network Fancy Anvil Award Show Special!"

"Live in stereo!" Anne Maria added.

"Yeah, leave it to this network to come up with a show title longer than The Flintstone's living room." Johnny remarked.

Some of the audience laughed at that.

"And would you guys know it that tonight's the night we come to honor our old." Anne Maria then said.

"Kinda like a funeral, only without the 'fun'," Johnny then added as a joke which earned more laughter. "Yeah, yeah, how's it going, Porky?"

"Porky Pig here tonight," Anne Maria soon said as the camera turned at him in the audience. "Porky has the right approach to award shows."

"If you can't say something nice, it's probably 'cuz you can't pronounce it." Johnny then added.

Some of the audience "oohed" loudly at that.

"What is this, an audience or a painting?" Johnny then asked, looking around among the tough crowd. "Look, I know you're out there, I can smell ya breathing. That was a joke too." he then added with a small laugh to himself.

"Erm... The Powerpuff Girls are here tonight!" Anne Maria then said as the girls were shown to be flying in their seats. "Sent by the network to help save the show before bedtime."

"Good luck, girls," Johnny smirked with a low chuckle. "But hey! We all know when it comes to stars, they don't come any bigger at this network than Bugs."

Bugs Bunny was soon shown as the camera zoomed in on him and he just looked humble about his popular status.

"We all know it because it says so on all our contracts," Anne Maria then added as a joke herself. "Scooby-Doo here tonight for a Lifetime Achievement Award. Yeah, give it up for Scooby!"

Scooby was shown on the camera next as everybody clapped for him for his proud accomplishment.

"We're all excited about that." Anne Maria smiled.

"Yeah, and Gloop is beside himself," Johnny added as a blob was shown next. "Oh, I'm sorry, that's Gleep..." he then said.

The audience laughed at that, even Baba Looey who got a kick out of the joke.

"This is pretty good stuff, ain't it?" Johnny chuckled as his girlfriend giggled beside him. "Okay, I'm going on... You know, we're all sorry Josie couldn't be here tonight."

"But those of us who have seen Riverdale understand why." Anne Maria then added.

The audience groaned a bit about that joke.

"Hey, at least she's got eight more lives, ya know?" Johnny replied. "Somewhere there's a moose and squirrel wishing they could say the same thing."

The audience then laughed at that, though Alisa Badenov seemed to have daggers in her eyes towards Johnny and Anne Maria as she sat with her parents: Boris and Natasha.

"By the way, I've been asked to announce to everyone attending tonight gets 900 hours of free online time!" Johnny then announced as he struck some poses. "Courtesy of our new management boy. Oh, yeah!"

"Under your seats, you'll each find complimentary copies of our new version, 12.0 discs," Anne Maria added. "Should you forget 'cuz you'll find them on every table in the lobby, as well as every restroom, phone booth, on your windshields, under your plates at the banquet after the show, and in your newspapers and mailboxes for the next seven years."

The audience then cheered in excitement about the sound of that.

"So, whatya say we get this thing started, huh?" Johnny suggested. "All right! To present the award for Best Actress, the man who made being bald cool, the first time: Elmer Fudd!" he then started.

"And from his very own series of cartoon shorts: Captain Linger!" Anne Maria added.

The camera then switched over to show a black-haired superhero with a famous bald man who was an iconic Looney Tune, though luckily, not going out for Duck or Rabbit Season this evening.

"Can I just say it's a real honor being up here next to a legend like yourself?" Captain Linger commented to the hunter beside him.

"Weww, may I say it's a weal honow being up hewe with a man of the miwitawy." Elmer replied.

"...I don't... Um... What?" Captain Linger asked, feeling confused.

"What?" Elmer asked innocently.

"...I'm Captain Linger." Captain Linger simply stated.

"And I sawute you!" Elmer beamed as he saluted the man, seeming to misunderstand his captain title.

"...I'm a captain," Captain Linger replied. "Like Captain Hero from Comedy Centralville."

"Winger... Wight..." Elmer nodded.

Captain Linger just looked at him. "Your L's and R's sound like W's." he then said.

"Weawwy?" Elmer smirked. "I guess that's why I'm a wegend."

The audience "oohed" at that while Elmer looked smug around Captain Linger.

"Fow 'Best Pwefowmance by a Female in a Cawtoon Sewies..." Elmer began to say as the screen changed to show the nominees for the first award. "Bubbwes: The Powahpuff Giwls."

"Muriel: Courage the Cowardly... Cowardly Dog." Captain Linger then said.

"Sawah: Ed, Edd, n Eddy." Elmer then said.

"Wilma Flintstone: The Flintstones." Captain Linger added as he looked proud of himself.

"And Sawa Bewwum!" Elmer glared at him a bit. "The Powahpuff Giwls. And the winnah is..."