Konata Izumi goes to Hell chapter 2

Fun fact: Konata's favorite movie is Nekromantik and her favorite video game is Silver Surfer on the NES

Konata and Megumin entered through door number 2 and the layout of this level was completely different from the first one. Konata asked (in a Russian accent for some reason) "what awaits us on level 2 comrade Megumin?)

Megumin paused for a few seconds and said "this is level 2 of Hell where all those who were guilty of lust in their lives go for all eternity"

Konata started to look around and she saw crowds of people hugging their anime body pillows, masturbating, and talking with each other about their waifus and husbandos.

Konata said to Megumin "they don't look like they're in any pain at all." Megumin responded by saying "Hell has pretty crappy management, they just assume people will tear each other to bits when given the chance."

Konata then decided that she wanted to be a part of this awesome culture so she ran in and started mingling with the folks. She looked at a dude who seemed to be in his 60's with gray hair, glasses, and a face that had a few wrinkles on it, and he had on a neat business suit. Konata decided he'd be the perfect person to interact with, "Hey their buddy, whatcha got there" asked Konata.

The man then responded with "my name is Harry S. Truman and my waifu is Jenny Wakeman from My Life as a Teenage Robot" he then proceeded to make out furiously with his body pillow while his actual wife, Bess Truman was drinking heavy amounts of alcohol in the very back of the room.

Konata thought about what he had told her for a second and then said "did you just say your name was Harry S. Truman?" Harry then said "yup that's my name alright" and Konata said "the same Harry S. Truman who nuked my country twice in World War II?"

Harry responded with "yup that's me but you can call me Harry." Konata then embraced Harry in a big hug and said in a sing songy voice "I am such a big fan of your work." She then pulled out a pen and a journal (you don't wanna know where she was keeping that) and said "can I have your autograph?"

Harry then said "sure, anything for a fan", he then signed her journal and Konata squeed in delight all the way through.

Megumin then watched as Konata and Harry both started fangirling over each other's love for their waifus and husbandos and decided that she might as well go find someone to mingle with while this was all this was going on.

Megumin then spotted someone caressing a body pillow of Raven from Teen Titans and decided to go talk with them for a while. The person had on a black tuxedo, a black top hat, a black cape, and white gloves. They also had a fancy mustache and a monocle to complete the look.

Megumin asked this person "hello my name is Megumin and my only purpose in life is to use explosion magic to make things blow up, who are you?"

The person stopped caressing their body pillow and said "my name is Jack the Ripper and my one true love is Raven and no one else"

Megumin asked "you mean that's actually your name, I thought that that was just a nickname you came up with when you were taunting the police."

Jack then said "here's my ID if you don't believe me" he then handed Megumin his drivers license. Megumin looked it over and it said "Jack T. Ripper"

Megumin then said, "well I'll be damned, how did you never get caught?"

Jack then said "no one ever asks me for my name, they just walk pass me on the street"

"That's really sad, I'm so sorry" said Megumin

Jack then said "it's quite alright, I've got my wife Raven down here to keep me company"

Megumin then smiled and said "you know, for a mass murdering serial killer, you're pretty alright Jack"

Jack then said, "that's quite kind of you to say darling, someday would you like to go out for a spot of tea?"

Megumin said "I'll think about it"

Megumin then saw that the third door made itself visible and she turned around to say "well bye Jack, take care" but she was horrified to see that Jack had gotten into an argument with his Raven dakimakura which lead to him punching and stabbing it repeatedly out of anger while yelling "TRY CALLING THE OTHER TITANS FOR HELP NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE!" He then bit into it and started shaking it around like a rabid dog, Megumin thought she could even see foam coming out of his mouth.

Megumin took this as a sign that they needed to leave and ran over to where Konata and Harry were a to say "Konata, its time." Konata then said, "sorry Harry but it looks like I have to go now." Harry then said "it's quite alright, we'll meet again soon"

Harry then gave Konata a pat on the head, which caused Konata to orgasm instantly. Bess Truman then took out a knife and started cutting herself after seeing this.

Konata and Megumin took one last look at the place before going through door number 3.