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Heracles' POV - 1st person (A/N: He's a jerk, that's on purpose.)

Heracles was confused. Like any of these tiny wimps could do anything to compare to him. That insignificant Athena girl raised her hand. "What if you guys say things that you consider really hard, or impossible, and those of us who've done it will raise our hands." The son of Poseidon stepped up next. "Maybe we should give them at least some context? Like, the wars we've fought?" "Sure."

"Okay," that Percy brat continued, "So the first war we had was when the Titans and Kronos rose up to overthrow Olympus-" "Wait!" yelped Zeus. "That's impossible! We defeated them …" "Yeah, but since we're thousands of years in the future, they rose up again, and we had to stop them." Okay, thought Heracles, that's impressive, but still - nobody could be better than him. "And then, because we can't get a break, and somehow everything needs to happen to us, the Giants decided they wanted to rise." The gods gasped. "Th-th-the Giants? How-" "Yeah, and their mother." Their mother … Gaea? But that was impossible … Hera was thinking the same thing. "Gaea? It can't be -" "Yeah, it was, and it wasn't easy, especially since we just then found out about the Roman demigods and had a little misunderstanding …" "We fired on their camp! It was more than a little misunderstanding," interjected Annabeth. "Well, it wasn't Leo's fault, he was possessed! Stupid Eidolons." Alright. Maybe these heroes were a bit more than wimps … but they couldn't possibly measure up to him. Right?

Hermes POV:

"So let's start," boomed Zeus. "Though perhaps, you demigods, do you have any special powers?" Good question, Zeus. The demigods looked at each other and seemed to nominate Annabeth to step forward. "Yes. I'm a child of Athena, so I don't really get anything but wit and intellect, but the others do." Percy, the son of Poseidon, stepped forward. "I have control over water, can breathe underwater, water heals me, water breaks my fall, I can make a hurricane around me, and basically yeah, have control over most aspects of water." Wow, pretty impressive. The son of Hephaestus - Leo? - stepped forward. "I'm good with machines, have metal senses, and can summon fire." He burst into flames, until the Aphrodite girl shouted "Leo!" and he turned them off. That was cool, well hot, and Hermes knew it was rare. He saw Hephaestus nod at the boy. Next was the Aphrodite girl - "I can charmspeak." Then the Zeus, sorry Jupiter, boy - "I can summon lightning and control the winds to fly." The Zeus girl could control electricity, the Mars boy could shapeshift - wait, since when was that a power of Mars? "Decedent of Poseidon," he explained. The Pluto girl was impressive, she could summon and control precious metals. Oh, what Hermes would do with that! The Hades boy even more so - he could summon and control the dead, shadow travel, and apparently ghostify a human being if he got really mad. Hermes saw the other demigods staring at Nico on that last one. And the Bellona girl could share her strength. Hermes could see why this group were heroes - that was a collection of some of the rarest and most powerful endowments available for demigods. "So, are we ready to start now?"

I'm so sorry this is short, but this is a good conclusion. I'll try to update again later today. Working to get my chapters to 1000 words, this is really too short! Please Favorite, Follow, and Review.