Key:

Bold- A/N and Demon Kurumi

Bold underline- important

Italic- people's thoughts

"Italic"- Kumiko "talking" (Projecting thoughts)

Italic underline- shared telepathy

This is my high school, PK Academy. Five hundred forty two kids walk these hallowed halls. Despite the school's relatively small size, no one knows about my psychic powers. If they did know, all hell would break loose.

Back when I was in kindergarden, I was undefeated in rock-paper-scissors, which shouldn't surprise you because I can hear people's thoughts. Some kids would cheat, so I would just tie them so they would never win.

In lawless kindergarten, all battles are fought with rock-paper-scissors. Even against a teacher, I always won. I remember when a teacher wanted to have me share my treat with the other kids, but only if she beat me in a match of rock-paper-scissors. Needless to say, I beat her every time. After that she left the school entirely, never to be seen again.

Following that incident, I gained even more success. It took things a while to finally calm down, it didn't help that I was extremely adorable. It took almost a full year with me running from any camera in sight for everything to fully quiet down.

I learned it's best to not use my powers in public, now I only do it when it's absolutely necessary and I'm sure no one is looking. How do I do that? I use my telepathy. Within two-hundred meters, I can sense anyone.

Well, that used to be the case. There's one guy my powers always fail to spot.

Riki Nendo.

The guy no one likes. His unpopularity isn't the problem, the problem is, that no matter how hard I try, I can't read this guy's thoughts. Believe me, everyone has thoughts I can read. Like this guy, I don't want to go to the dentist… or this guy, mumumumumu nose hair mumumumumu… I can even read the minds of animals. Though, when it comes to Nendo, forget it.

I finally figured out why that is, Nendo is a moron. You can't read a mind if there is nothing on it, which is kinda scary to be honest.

Suddenly a guy I believe to be named Takahashi collapsed in the middle of the principal's speech. "He passed out!" "Low blood sugar?"

"AAHHH, WHAT HAPPENED?" Nendo screeched running over to the guy who passed out. He's not a bad person at least, I thought as I watched Nendo scream worriedly over the guy who supposedly passed out.

I don't think so, I thought, slightly changing my opinion as Nendo started punching the guy.

Okay I take it back, he's evil, I thought as Nendo tried to do mouth-to-mouth on the poor guy.

"Nendo, what do you think you're doing? Take him to the nurse!" a teacher said, finally intervening. "Saiki, can you please go with him, I don't trust Nendo to go alone," the teacher turned to me and asked with a smile. Damn it.

"Huh? Is the nurse dead too? Guess I'll have to do mouth-to-mouth on you myself," Nendo announced as we entered the nurse's office. Please don't, I thought.

The green haired guy opened his eyes and threw Nendo away from him. "I don't need mouth to mouth, you stupid idiot!" the kid said as he ran over to the sink to clean his mouth out. "You're better! Well that's nice to see," Nendo said. "Of course I'm better, I was faking!" he said as he turned back to the sink to continue washing out his mouth. "Wasn't worth it though, as I got kissed by you, it was my first kiss too!" "Well if it makes you feel any better, I'm sad too, you were my first kiss," Nendo responded.

You're only making it worse Nendo.

"Now everyone's going to think that Nendo and I are in love," the green haired kid groaned, wiping his mouth. I absolutely guarantee that no one's thinking that.

"Hey, you better not tell anyone my fainting was fake," the green haired weirdo said to Nendo. I can't count that as my first kiss, right? That was terrible. "Don't tell anyone." Don't tell anyone what? That you faked being sick? Or that you shared your first kiss with Nendo? If it's that sick thing, you're too late.

"I heard everything!" the gym teacher Matsuzaki said angrily. "So, your fainting was a fake?" Matsuzki asked towering over the green haired kid. "You've got it all wrong, sir! It's his fault!" the green haired kid said, pointing at Nendo. "He forced me to collapse, so he could skip out on the principal's speech, and my sickness is actually a ruse!" "Nendo, is that all true!?" Matsuzaki questioned. Blaming this on Nendo isn't a half bad idea, I thought.

"Huh? Saiki, what are you doing here?" Matsuzki asked, finally noticing me. "Takahashi, she isn't a part of this too, right?" Matsuzki said, surprised. Of course he was, after all, because of my looks and me not wanting to talk, people mistake me for being shy and innocent. "What, of course not! Such a sweet beautiful angel would never be a part of this!" Takahashi proclaimed loudly. Disgusting. That cheesy comment deserves punishment.

"That's it! I want you in my office!" Matsuzki yelled at Nendo.

"Hold on a second, teach! His fainting is real. Didn't you just hear him say it? Root sickness," Nendo said darkly. Holy crap he's dumb. How could anyone mistake ruse for root? "What the holy heck? What's root sickness?" Matsuzki asked himself. Root sickness is a deadly sickness that affects the victim through their follicles. "Oh, that one," Matsuzki said. He's dumb too.

"Let's take your temperature to see if you have a fever, that's what my mom always does for me," Nendo said. Come on dude, I don't even have a fever, I'm not even sick.

"Ninety-two point eight degrees celsius," Matsuzaki said after checking the Takahashi's temperature. "CALL THE AMBULANCE NOW!" Matsuzaki shouted.

Pyrokinesis, the ability to manipulate fire. Oops, I melted the tip, better hide the evidence, I thought while burning the thermometer. "Woah," Nendo said. I turned around quickly, he saw. "You, have a fever too!"

Like I said, Nendo's a moron, I thought as I was carried away on a stretcher, a crowd of students surrounding me worriedly. Why did they have to let the student go now of all times? This is annoying.

Hope you liked it. Please review, it encourages me to make more chapters as well as possibly giving me ideas on things to do. If you have an idea of something you might want to happen, tell me!

Also don't forget, I still need pairing ideas, I'm open to anything, except Teruhashi/Kumiko or Kaido/Kumiko.