Deadpool: The Merc with The Mouth

by Batcatfan190

Deadpool is lonely. Deadpool is sad. Deadpool will find a friend to share his self written story with.

2. Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Negasonic Teenage Warhead was sitting in a chair in Mister Xavier's when the door burst open. I came in with a panic to my voice.

"PLEASE! Mister X, please can I borrow Negasonic Teenage Warhead. We need her to save the world and s***." I gasped.

"Wade, don't swear in my class. She also has a name. Use it."

"She's called Negasonic Teenage Warhead!" I replied quickly. This was not from the X-men movie universe FYI.

"Ellie, go with the crazy man." Chuck sighed. Negasonic Teenage Warhead followed me out of the room and tilted her head.

"What?" She asked.

I looked at her desperately and placed my hands on her shoulders. "Will you be my friend?" I asked.

"Hell no." She said and walked off. S***.