Invader Zim: Shorts
Gir walks down the road and sees kids throwing them selves into a slide.
They kept hitting each others head, banging their heads on metal poles, one was headbutting kids off the swingset and scrapping their heads on the grass.
"Aw, look at the babies!" Gir sang happily as he walked away giggling.
Dib and Gaz were playing COD Zombies. Friendly fire was on and Dib was shooting an enemy from afar. Unknown to him, Gaz was in the way of his shot and he accidentally shot her character, causing her to die.
"Uhhh...butterfingers?" Dib chuckled at question, which only pissed off the unholy major of death waiting for him.
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Gaz was waterboarding Dib in the toilet. "You gonna play again!?" She shrieked.
"No!!!"
"Are you gonna let me play by myself!?!?"
"Yes!!!! yes!!!!" Dib cried as Gaz punched his eye and threw him out the window. Dib crashed onto a trash bin and got up groaning in pain.
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"Very interesting game!"
"Yeah, you play much better than Dib by miles." Gaz said to the Irken Invader.
"Please, the big-head stink is nothing compared to the all and mighty Zim!!!" He roared as he took down 3 enemies with a shotgun.
"Triple Kill." Gaz confirmed and pecked Zim's cheek. "Nice job." She smirked and continued playing.
Zim was at the fountain, waiting for Gir to stop playing with the birds
What he didn't know was Tak and Dib behind him and threw him into the water. He smoked and was in pain from the water. Both teens laughed hard as they handshakes in victory.
Gir was fighting a bird. "MY FOOD BIRD!!!! MINE!!!!"
Skoodge was at a Irken bar. Wasted and depressed.
"Screw them, I don't need jack from anybody, I am the all mighty jackass!" Skoodge then was knocked out and slams down to the floor.
The bartender went up to him. "So when I'm I expecting the 50,000 Irken bill to be paid?"
Tak went up to Zim.
"Zim." She asked cutely.
Zim smiles and waves. "Hi Tak!"
"I've been meaning to tell you something." Tak said, looking away embrassing.
Zim turned her around. "As do I." He touched her cheek and she blushes.
"WHATCHA DOING!!!!" Gir screamed as Mimi cooed.
Bkth Irkens went hot and separated. "Nothing!" They say in unison.
Dib and Zita were getting married as Zim was best man, for some reason some how. They became friends over the years.
"I pronounce you husband and wife!" The priest said as they kissed. Zita then laughed evily.
Zim was confused just as did Dib was, until it reveals to be a disguise as it revealed Tak. Tak in the seat turned off the hologram and it was Zita.
"Haha!!!" Tak and Zita screamed in laughter as Dib was now throwing up.
Zim was disgusted. "You disgusting human!!!!"
Gir saw Robotboy and Jenny Wakeman eating pancakes. Gir screamed and rushed towards them.
There were fighting noises coming from Gir's fist as he feld off with the pancakes at hand. The robots going pissed and chases Gir.
A dark reddish RX7 pulled up in a abandoned car park. Inside was now a teenage irken invader, Zim.
He started to rev his ride as he looks down the long straight. He touches the clutch and gears to first, revving before hitting the gas.
Unfortunately he didn't move. "Eh?" He was confused until he saw the entire exhaust pipe launch infront of his car and down the road. His front was completely gone and the engine was on the floor.
"AHHH!!!!" He shouting in frustration as the engine exploded and litting a fire. Zim felt depressed as he smashed his head on the horn and was blown back from the emergency airbag. He swore in Irk.
Gaz went to Dibs room and looked happy and squealing. Dob looked to see Gaz and was dumbfounded.
"Uh Gaz?" Dib asked.
"Dibby!!! I very happy. Please to be happy!!! Thanks to Zimmy-Senpai!!!!" Gaz squealed.
Dib was freaked out as Zim came in. "Brilliant isn't it Dib-Stink?"
"Zim!!!"
"Senpai!!!!" Gaz cried and hugs Zim tight.
"What did you do!?" Dib ordered.
"You mean what Gir did?" Zim said.
"What!? What did he do!?" Dib said as Gir ran in. "I gave her a anime mind!!!"
Dib was choking the robot. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY SISTER!!!!"
"Master-Senpai!!!" Gaz nussled at Zim like a cat. Zim was weird it out but smiled.
"Master-Senpai Eh? I can get used to this. VICTORY FOR ZIM!!!! HAHAHA!!!" Gaz giggles as Gir giggled and Dib screamed in horror.
Jivon was chilling out with Skoodge and Tak, watching a failed compilation marathon. Just then Jivon's Sir unit, dressed up like Gir's dog but grey instead of green arrives.
"Jivon, the hell is the sodas!?" The Sir Unit asked.
"Oh Skoodge took them." Jivon answered. Tak snickered as Skoodge was shocked.
"YOU" The Sir unit pointed at Skoodge as Skoodge ran away with the Sir unit chasing him around the room.
Tak was laughing on the ground. "Yes! This pleases me." She laughed.
Jivon then mumbled. "Unlike your sex drive." He snickered as the chase kept on.
End.