Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 2
Chris: Last time on total drama world tour. Our 16 original contestants along with 2 new ones abored my beautiful jumbo jet. Alejandro's gentlemen act charmed some of the girls, which Duncan, Geoff and Tyler weren't to happy about. Ezekiel got his first 2 kisses with his dream girl Bridgette, which got him punched by Geoff. The contestants then had to go over or under a pyramid, where later were divided into 3 teams. Who's going to first class? Who's going home? Will Ezekiel kiss Bridgette again? Find out right here right now on Total Drama World Tour!
(Intro)
(In Egypt)
Izzy: Ooh, team colors.
Geoff: Why the heck is mat yellow? We're no cowards.
Leshawna: Relax party boy. The mats gold cause team victory's in first place.
Sierra: You know Izzy, I think you and Owen have a shot at becoming fame total drama couple on my fan site.
Izzy: Owen is magic, when he breathes his nose whistles the national anthem.
Sierra: Super cute. But he's nowhere as cute as Cody. Did you know Cody still sleeps with a stuffed monkey named mr wiggles.
Noah: And you know this how?
Sierra: I called his aunt once, I pretended I was a telemarketer.
Noah: (Sarcastically) Ooh, stalker licious.
Chris: Don't know about you guys, but I'm loving Egypt. And I'll love it even more watching you during your second challenge. The amazing camel race.
Geoff: Where are the other camels?
Chris: I said a camel race, not a camels race.
Heather and Courtney: Yes!
Alejandro and Duncan: What?!
Leshawna: We won last time. But they get a camel, they get a goat, and we get a stick.
Chris: Each reward has it advantages, trust me. You'll be racing to the worlds most infamous waterway, the Nile. All teams must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have 60 seconds to strategize.
Heather: Move people, it's a race.
Courtney: Take a chill pill, we're moving.
Heather: You're one to talk about taking a chill pill Mrs CIT.
(Team Amazon gets on their camel)
Izzy: Yay! I get the neck.
Gwen: Good for you.
Cody: Hey stranger, fancy meeting you here.
Gwen: Cody hey, listen I still really appreciate you saving me from that bear that time.
Cody: Nice right and I'm available for date if you want.
Gwen: Cody I'm dating Duncan.
Heather: But don't worry we're available to lock our doors.
(Team Amazon laughs at Cody)
(Confessional) Cody: I'll win her over eventually, it's just a matter of time, if I can get her to dump Duncan I'll be 1 happy guy.
(With Team Chris is really 4x Hot)
Alejandro: We need no camel, we have each other, and we are unstoppable. We have the will and the strength and together we will triumph.
Owen: Yeah!
Tyler: Yeah!
Noah: Alright!
(Duncan and Sierra didn't look impressed)
(Confessional) Duncan: I don't trust the new guy, or the new girl for that matter, but letting them no that doesn't get me anywhere. So I'll Alejandro lead the team for the time being and strike when the time is right.
(Confessional) Sierra: Look, I'm the number 1 total drama super fan, it saids so right in my blog. But Alejandro he's never been on tv before. I've never seen him in QT monthly. I do not know what these girls see in him, they're loco.
(With Team Victory)
Leshawna: How are we suppose to win with a stick?
Geoff: As far as I can see, the only thing this stick would be good is protecting us from sand snakes, they could be anywhere.
(Bridgette, Lindsay and Leshawna screams when they hear there could be sand snakes anywhere)
(With Team Chris)
Alejandro: Sierra, Owen up.(Tyler and Duncan were sitting on the goat with Sierra on Duncan's shoulders and Owen on Tyler's and Noah holding on to Sierra's back)
Owen: Cool Al. Ok if I call you Al. Woo, go Al.
Noah: (Sarcastically) Yeah, this gonna work.
Alejandro: Have faith my Noah, believe in us.
(Alejandro then jumps on top of Owen and Sierra and easily evens out the instability with his own body)
Tyler: Whoa, we're perfectly balanced.
Noah: Okay, color me impressed.
(Confessional) Alejandro: It's basic weight distribution, anyone with brain could figure it out.
Chris: Alright, niles that away, kind of big blue and watery, you can't miss it. Or I guess maybe you can but then you'll die. Probably get kill by local scarab beetles. It's mating season and they get all killey when they're in heat.
Leshawna: I'm glad there aren't any out here. Those things are nasty.
Chris: I'll tell them you said so.
(Chef then topples down an ancient vase and releases many scarab beetles, on the path to reaching the other contestants)
Lindsay: The stick will save us! Hop on guys! Go stick!
(Bell dings)
Chris: Ooh, time for a song.
Bridgette: Right, now?
Chris: Think of it as a mini challenge, music can soothe the savage mate seeking scarabs. So make up a good song and they won't kill you.
Alejandro: No need to get crazy. It's loving time at last!
Cody, DJ, Duncan, Geoff and Tyler: You don't wanna eat us up.
Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
Courtney, Gwen and Heather: It's mating time for scarabs!
Leshawna: So what'cha waiting on?
Izzy: Just ignore us humans.
Cody: Oooooh.
Everyone except Ezekiel: Make out till the break of dawn!
Cody and Geoff: It's lovin' time.
Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarab mating season.
Cody and Geoff: It's lovin' time.
Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarabs, get busy now.
Noah: It's lovin' time.
Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Everyone but Courtney, Ezekiel, Gwen and Heather: Scarab mating season.
Duncan: It's lovin' time.
Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Everyone but Courtney, Ezekiel, Gwen and Heather: Scarab mating season.
Ezekiel: Seasonal, eh? Whoa, no wait!
(Because Ezekiel throws off the beat of the song, causing the scarabs to turn on them and begin chasing after everyone)
Chris: Nice one, Go!
(Everyone takes off for the challenge with Team Chris Is 4xReally Hot on the goat in the lead, Team Amazon on a camel in second and Team Victory on foot in third)
(With Team Amazon and Team Chris)
Heather: We're gonna win the race now, see ya! (Blows a raspberry)
Courtney: Eat sand, losers!
Eva: Quit talking to the enemy, and make the camel go faster!
Alejandro: Such witty remarks from such fiercely intelligent women, I'm both humbled and intrigued. A specially you Eva putting the team first.
Eva: Don't talk to me, we're trying to win.
Alejandro: I can't help it, your voice is just so lovely to hear.
Eva: Why, uh, um. Will someone hurry this camel up!
(Confessional) Heather: Oh he's good, to good. Seriously, what is his deal? He's just so perfect. Ugh!
Heather: Can you see the nile Izzy?
Izzy: (Playing with the camels mouth) Nope, not yet.
Courtney: It's got to be around here.
Alejandro: (Sees the Nile) Hold on everyone, I'm charging our route. (Steers his team down a different path)
Cody: (Notices Team Chris is missing) Where'd they go? (Hears the camels fart) Oh no! Please don't poop! Please don't poop! (The camel poops on Cody) Ew!
(Confessional) Alejandro: Perhaps it would have been kind to show the girls team which way to go. But you've seen my team, we need all the help we can get.
Gwen: The other teams gone. We're all alone out here.
Heather: Does anyone know where we are?
Izzy: Haha, planet earth slliy.
Team Amazon expect Izzy: We're lost!
(With Team Victory)
Ezekiel: Yo, we're so far behind we can't even see the others anymore.
Bridgette: Didn't we past that cactus like 10 minutes ago?
Lindsay: Oh yeah, hi pointie.
Leshawna: We've running in circles!
Ezekiel, Bridgette, Geoff, Lindsay and DJ: Argh!
(With Team Chris)
Tyler: There's the finish line!
Noah: Yeah, on the other side.
Chris: (From the other side of the river) Welcome to the third challenge.
Owen: What?! Speak up!
Chris: (From a distance) Welcome to the third challenge!
Owen: Did you guy get any of that?
Chris: (Megaphone) I said, welcome to the third and final Egyptian challenge! Basket weaving! Each team must weave a boat out of weak river weeds to transport their entire team and their reward, aka goat face over there.
Tyler: Hey!
Duncan: He meant the goat jock boy.
Tyler: Oh, right.
Chris: Using those oars the paddle yourselves and your reward to help across the Nile to the finish line, first team to cross will fly first class to our next destination.
Sierra: This is perfect.
Noah: What? The fact that we're hosed?
Sierra: I'm a fourth generation basket weaver.
Owen: Yeah!
Sierra: We're gonna need a lot of weeds.
(With Team Victory)
Leshawna: Lost in Egypt, ain't that a kick in the pants.
Geoff: From first place to last. (Breaks the stick and throws it on the ground. At that point, he realizes that the stick is actually a divining rod) Hey, it's a divining rod.
Lindsay: I don't want to be struck by lightning.
Leshawna: A divining rod helps you find water.
DJ: Chris said these rewards have its advantages, maybe that stick can lead us straight to the nile.
(Team Victory cheers)
(Team Amazon were arguing about which way they could go)
Izzy: Guys, let's ask the camel. (Speaks gibberish)
(The camel turns round)
Courtney: Oh please, it's just a coincidence that the camel turned around.
Heather: Probably looking for a place to die.
Gwen: What's that?
Courtney and Heather: (Gasps) The finish line.
(Team Amazon arrives to find Team Chris is halfway finished with their weave boat)
Heather: Basket weave a boat?! Ew!
Sierra: Sorry you guys are so far behind. Our baskets nearly done thanks to my speed weaving.
Izzy: Plus you've got Owen on your team, lucky.
Sierra: But you have Cody. (Hugs Cody) I know Cody, I wish we were on the same team too.
Cody: Uh, I have to do something. (Runs away)
Izzy: Aw, you guys are so cute together.
Sierra: Maybe we could swap teams.
Heather: Trade a basket case for a basket weaver. Fine, Sierra you're with us. Izzy, go play with the boys.
Alejandro: What?!
(Sierra weaves a boat for Team Amazon)
Courtney: Wow, she's amazing.
Heather: Maybe you should think about listening to me a bit more this time around.
(Courtney, Eva and Gwen laugh)
Gwen: It'll take a lot more than this to earn our trust, way a lot more.
Alejandro: Where's Chris? He won't allow this.
Chris: (Arrives on a speed boat) Excuse me, did somebody—(Sierra hugs his legs)
Sierra: Today is officially the best day of my life. So I really hope you allow us to swap. But of course you'll make the best decision, because you're the best decider ever.
Chris: And that's why, I'm gonna allow it.
Sierra: Yay!
(Chris goes back to the other side of the river)
Alejandro: As you wish.
(Heather sticks her tongue out at Alejandro but he replies by blowing a kiss which makes Heather gasps)
Sierra: (Finishes weaving the boat) Tada!
Team Amazon: Team Amazon rocks!
(Team Chris groans)
Alejandro: Don't give up. We still have shot.
Owen: Al's right. Thanks Al.
(Confessional) Alejandro: I have no problem being called Al. (Shivers) That wasn't its just chilly in here. (Starts shivering again)
(Team Victory arrives)
DJ: Come on, we're not to late.
Chris: (Megaphone) Weave a boat out of weeds, row to the finish yaya yaya.
Leshawna: You heard the man, yaya yaya!
(With Team Amazon)
Courtney: Cody, come on!
Cody: I'm trying but she won't move.
Courtney: Izzy tell the camel to get in the boat.
(Izzy was about to talk to the camel but Duncan stops her)
Duncan: I don't think so! Izzy's on our team now, not yours! (To Izzy) Not a word.
Izzy: Ok.
Courtney: Fine! We'll do it ourselves! Come on!
(Team Amazon try's to get the camel in the boat)
DJ: Ha! Who's happy just to have a stick now?
Leshawna: And who's happy Leshawna knows her way around the weave?
Alejandro: To water.
(Team Chris puts their boat in the water)
Owen: It floats, awesome.
(Alejandro whistles and the goat jumps into his arms)
(Team Amazon were still struggling to get their camel in the boat)
Eva: Ahh! If it weren't for that stupid swap, we'd be half way across the nile by now!
(Team Chris was already rowing across the water)
Alejandro: We're gonna win this far and square, but to make sure you believe that. (To Izzy) Talk to the camel.
Izzy: Ok. (Speaks gibberish and the camel gets in Team Amazon's boat)
Leshawna: Alright team, paddle.
Chris: Well now, clearly this part of the challenge isn't hard enough, so. (Bell dings) Time for a musical reprise. (The contestants groan) Hey, if you finish the song the first time you wouldn't be here now. Zeke.
(Team Victory glares at Ezekiel)
Alejandro: Mm, mmm. Crocodile amigos, what'cha swamping for?!
Courtney: We don't mean to bug you!
Gwen: Please let us reach to shore!
Camel: (Honks twice)
Lindsay: These crocs are getting killy!
Geoff: Just bop them on the nose! I learned that in muskrat boys, it vanquishes all foes!
(Ezekiel try's to hit the crocodile on the nose with the stick but the crocodile eats it)
Ezekiel: No!
Alejandro: It's rowin' time!
Everyone else: Vanquishing! Vanquishing!
Everyone: Crocodile season!
DJ: It's rowin' time!
Everyone: Crocodiles! Crocodiles!
(The crocodiles bite off both the front and back of Team Victory's boat)
DJ: Tell me I'm not sinkin!
Cody: Yeah, it's rowin' time!
Everyone else: Sinkin' in! Sinkin' in!
Everyone: Crocodile season!
Alejandro: It's rowin' time!
Everyone else: Rowin' time! Rowin' time!
Sierra: Till the amazons!
(Team Amazon arrives first. Then Team Chris is Really 4x Hot in second and Team Victory in last)
Team Amazon: Wiiiiiiiiiin! Yeah!
Chris: Congrats, you're alive. And as long as you brought your rewards across the finish line, there will be no elimination tonight.
(All the contestants cheer)
Ezekiel: I lost the stick. (Chuckles nervously as his team glares at him)
Chris: Sucks to be you.
(At the barf bag ceremony)
Chris: Team victory you came in last and lost your reward along the way. Zeke! So it's vote time. Up in the loser class bathroom, you'll find 6 passports.
Geoff: Unless Zeke already feed them to a crocodile.
Ezekiel: I said sorry guys.
Chris: Stamp the passport of the team member you want voted off.
(Lindsay votes)
(Ezekiel votes)
(Geoff votes)
(Leshawna votes)
(DJ votes)
(Bridgette votes)
Chris: I've got the results of your votes right here. Those staying in the game will get a barf bag of peanuts. The following players are safe. Bridgette, Lindsay, DJ, Leshawna, and the last bag goes to...Geoff.
Ezekiel: What?!
Chris: Anything you want to do before you go zeke?!
Ezekiel: Just 1 thing. (He cups Bridgette's face in his hands and gives her a long deep kiss on the lips. Everyone sat in shock and Geoff got completely angry. Bridgette was finally able to break the kiss and she kicks Ezekiel in the kiwis)
Bridgette: Don't ever come near me again and get out!
Ezekiel: But I love—(Before he could finish Geoff punches him in the face)
Geoff: You heard my girlfriend, leave!
Ezekiel: A dummy like you doesn't deserve—(Before he could finish Geoff kicks him out of the plane)
Chris: Good riddance to that loser.
(However, Ezekiel is seen immediately after, grabbing onto the very tip of the tail wing and hanging on)
Ezekiel: I'm not going anywhere! The million dollars is mine eh. MINE!
(Confessional) Alejandro: Losing Sierra to Heather, ah tragic. But I still have the upper hand. The president of Cody's fan cube doesn't know a thing about me. No one does, and I intend to keep it that way, because compared to me, Duncan and Heather are saints.
Chris: Oh, finally a real competitor. Where will our next destination take us next? (Hears Owen screaming) And will Owen get over his fear of flying? Find out next time on an all new episode of Total Drama World Tour!