Thank you guys so much for all the kind reviews! I'm glad you're enjoying the story so far. Sadly, I don't own Naruto, Harry Potter or any associated characters. Now, here is chapter 2
"Beautiful flower! What is your name!"
Luna stares at the boy in front of her. Her mouth drops. His hair is just so shiny. The green jumpsuit. The eyebrows. He's absolutely perfect! This is someone who doesn't let the nargles or the blibbering humdingers get to them. Someone self confident. Someone strong. Someone reliable.
"Luna." She smiles. "My name is Luna."
"YOSH! That is a unique and beautiful name. Would you go on a date with me!" He strikes a pose.
So cool. "I'm not staying in Konoha long, I'm just here sightseeing, but I have time for a date. Ahh, what was your name?"
"How could I not introduce myself to such a beautiful moon beam!" The boy beams at her, a rainbow appearing behind him. Luna stares in delight. "I am Rock Lee, Konoha's beautiful green wild beast, youthful student of Gai-Sensei. Please forgive me!" He bows. Luna has never understood the mystical beings known fangirls before this point. Now she sorta does. Granted the stalkerish tendencies and clothes stealing still doesn't make much sense. Either way, Rock Lee is definitely fangirl worthy. (In another world Ginny Weasly feels the urge to slam her head against the wall.)
"Ah it's okay Lee." Luna giggles. "I know all too well that wrackspurts have multiple ways of making the brain go fuzzy."
"Yosh! What would you like to do for our date youthful flower?"
Luna hums thoughtfully. "We could go on a walk around the village. It's quite lovely this time of year. Oh let me introduce you to Arnold! He's a crumple-horned snorkack!" Arnold appears with a wave of her hand. "I searched forever for a crumple-horned snorkack, but eventually figured I'd just make my own. "
"What a youthful companion!" Lee exclaims, petting the strange creature.
Neji and Tenten stand gawking as Lee heads off with the strange girl. "Lee…" Tenten stammers. "Date…What…"
"Kai." Neji stutters. "Kai."
"MY ETERNAL RIVAL! GUESS WHAT!"
Kakashi attempts to hide behind his Icha Icha book as Gai appears in front of him. Nope that didn't work. Gai is still standing there smiling. "Ahh what is it Gai?"
"MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT WENT ON A DATE." Gai beams, a rainbow lighting up behind him. Several civilians passing by give him odd looks. The green clad jounin doesn't notice.
"Really Tenten went on a date?" Kakashi doesn't look up. Maybe if he ignores him Gai will disappear. Not that it ever works...
"NOT TENTEN!"
"Neji?" Kakashi frowns, trying to imagine the stoic Hyuga dating. Nope. He can't see it.
"NOPE. LEE! MY YOUTHFUL PROTEGE WENT ON A DATE!" Several passing by Shinobi perk up in interest at the news, particularly a young Yamanaka.
Startled, Kakashi nearly drops his precious Icha Icha book. "Lee?"
Needless to say the Shinobi rumor mill quickly takes off as more and more people learned of Lee's date. By the end of the day, the mysterious girl is red haired, blue haired, tall, short, a Hyuga, the lost niece of the daimyo, an Inuzuka, and Jiraya's illegitimate daughter.
When Luna disappears at the end of the week to continue her travels, the rumors get even more outlandish, naming her as a ghost, a foriegn spy, a transdimensional being, a non-existent person created with genjutsu, and one of Orcohimaru's experiments. The Hogwarts rumor mill was nothing compared to the shinobi one.
Luna though Konoha was quite fun to visit. The buildings were colorful and everyone was smiling. They had good food as well. Luna wouldn't be opposed to visiting again.
Her date with Lee went swimmingly even though they both agreed they'd be better off as friends (Much to the disappointment of several shinobi. Many bets were lost.) Luna suspects that Lee will be quite happy if he ever gets around to asking his female teammate out. If not, she might just have to play the part of Cupid.
Luna decides to visit Suna next. It sounds wonderful to visit a desert as England didn't really have any. At least they had decent desserts. Treacle tart was a wonderful treat for any occasion, not to mention the various wizarding candies. Looking back she realizes it was quite a shame, but not surprising, that Wizarding England didn't have any Dango.
Wizarding England was highly against change and took isolationism to the extreme. It's why they used quills to write with instead of ink pens. Luna has since then discovered the wonders of the muggle ink pen. They're easier to write with and have so many fun colors. Granted professor Snape didn't seem to appreciate the essay she wrote with a pink ink pen. Maybe Umbridge would have like it. The wretched woman had quite a penchant for pink.
With a simple genjutsu, Luna easily enters Suna. Despite the dry weather and substantial lack of greenery, It's a gorgeous buildings are built of sandy stone, and with arching domes, sandy pathways, and small windows, Suna reminds Luna of the various ancient ruin sites from her previous world. Granted, Suna is a large, prosperous village, not a semi destroyed wreck, making it twice as beautiful. It also rhymes with her name, a plus in Luna's book.
Wandering through the streets, Luna samples the local cuisine. A Lot of its spicy, not to her taste, but the salted tongue is quite good. She imagines most of Wizarding England wouldn't like the food. As desert people, Suna has to make do with rather unique ingredients. Wizarding England wouldn't exactly like that despite the odd ingredients used in potions and their strange drinks such as pumpkin juice.
Luna continues traipsing through the village, exploring the shops and sampling new foods. Eventually day turns to night and the weather gets cooler. Boom. Several large explosions rattle the village.
The blonde guy, Deiadra, part of the group who kidnapped her, is fighting a red haired sand user. Luna watches the battle; it's definitely a lot more entertaining than some of the action movies she's seen. Sand battles against fire as explosions light up the night sky and tongues of red, yellow, and orange slowly burn. Huge masses of sand weave through the air in graceful arcs, lashing out in attempt to defeat the blonde Akatsuki member. It's beautiful yet horrifying to watch.
Eventually the battle ends as Deidra sends a huge explosive attack towards Suna. The red head manages to deflect it with a wall of sand, but is easily taken hostage by the blond. Luna frowns as Deiadra flies off with his new friend. Do these red cloud people make a habit of kidnapping people? Hopefully the red head wasn't someone too important.
As Luna is leaving Sunagakure, there's a white haired man, a blonde kid dressed in orange, a pink haired girl, and an old woman also leaving. They're talking about something called the Akatsuki and getting someone named Gaara back. Luna frowns. "Are you talking about the red cloud people?"
"You know of the Akatsuki?" The white haired man asks as the group turns to face her.
Luna nods. "I've met them before. Quite an interesting group. One of them is highly infested with wrackspurts."
The man ignores the wrackspurt comment, and doesn't seem to be taken off guard by it. That surprises Luna; most people take offense to her idiosyncrasies "How'd you meet the Akatsuki?"
"I didn't meet them. They met me. It wasn't really an optional sort of thing so I ran off."
Frowning, the man observes Luna's flimsy sandals, sundress, and bottle cap earrings. He can tell she's definitely not a shinobi. "How did you end up escaping from them? Miss..."
"Oh! It's Luna. I used not-chakra."
"Sakura-chan! Kaskashi-Sensei! What's not Chakra dattebayo?" The blonde pipes up.
"I don't know Naruto. Be quiet." The pink haired girl hisses at him.
"But Sakura-chan…"
The man gestures for both of them to be quiet before turning back to Luna. "Are you talking about some sort of kekkei genkai?"
"That's what the pretty snake man said." Luna chimes.
"You've met Orochimaru?" Luna thinks that Kakashi is frowning but the mask makes it kind of hard to tell. She wonders if he's really handsome and uses the mask to help ward off fangirls. Harry would've probably been interested in something like that. He had a major fangirl issue. Apparently saving the wizarding world from annihilation warrants lots of fangirls. Not to mention fanboys.
Luna nods. "Yep. He definitely had really nice hair though. Voldemort would be jealous since Orochimaru has the whole evil snake lord aesthetic down pat while still looking gorgeous."
The Konoha Shinobi stare at her, trying to quantify the fact that she thinks Orochimaru is pretty. Most people are terrified of him. The snake sannin tends to have that effect. "Have you seen Sasuke-kun?" Sakura tentatively asks. "He ran off with Orochimaru."
"The angsty kid with the chicken butt hair?"
Naruto bursts into laughter. "Ha! Chicken butt hair. That's Sasuke alright. Sakura-chan and I are going to drag that teme back to Konoha!"
Luna solemnly nods "You do that. You two seem like you'd be good friends for him. Make sure to give him plenty of hugs though. He'll need them if he ever wants to get rid of the wrackspurts. His thoughts are entirely red and black. He kind of reminds me of Padfoot in a way." Luna muses. "Kind of mangy, but loveable. Very fixated on a rat."
Kakashi frowns. This girl seems to have useful information. "Lady Chiyo?" Kakashi gestures subtly at Luna.
The old woman nods in agreement. With a few hand signs, several white masked shinobi appear. Yelping, Luna scrambles back as they try to grab her. Why do people keep trying to kidnap her? She vanishes with a sharp crack.
"Hirashin…" Lady Chiyo stammers. "Was that Hirashin?"
Kakashi shakes his head, shocked. "I don't think so, but that was definitely teleportation." He chuckles humorlessously "I guess we know how she escaped the Akatsuki now."
Luna needs money. Her new parents had given her a fair amount for her travels, but she's run out. Genjutsu and not-chakra would be perfect for stealing, but stealing from hardworking everyday citizens doesn't really sit right with her. As such, she's at a bounty post. In her eyes, bounty hunting is less morally reprehensible as long as she goes after those who committed heinous crimes and brings them back alive. It's not really any different than aurors hunting down death eaters after the war.
Luna surveys the various bounty posters posted to a wooden bulletin, ideally fiddling with her cork necklace as she hums to herself. Eventually, she selects a C-ranked missing-nin from Kumo who is wanted for raping civilians and killing his team. Kumo wants him back alive for a very public trial and execution, and Luna would be more than happy to oblige.
The bartender stares dubiously at her as she sits down at the bar. "Didn't you get kidnapped by the Akatsuki the last time you were at this post?" The room quiets at the word Akatsuki. They survey the petite pixie looking girl in disbelief. This is the girl rumored to have escaped from several S-rank missing-nin where even the Kazekage needed to be rescued? This is the girl rumored to know a jutsu similar to hirashin?
Luna smiles. "Yep! Any clue where this guy is?" She holds up the bounty poster and passes him a few coins.
The bartender smiles, pocketing the money. "Border of grass little miss. Happy hunting."
"Thank you!" Luna chirps, vanishing from the bar with a sharp crack.
It takes Luna less than a day to catch him. With a simple point me charm, a transfigured motorcycle, the disillusionment charm, the quieting charm, stupefy, and incarcerous, she easily finds and captures him. Luna doesn't think that bounty hunting is supposed to be this easy. Is she doing it wrong?
With another crack, she reappears in the middle of the bounty post, the unconscious missing-nin slung over her shoulders. Everyone stares at the petite girl holding a man twice her size. Those who were in the post earlier are flabbergasted at how quickly she caught him. "Here you go!" Luna chirps hefting the unconscious man onto the bar. "One missing-nin." She passes the bartender the bounty poster, and he deftly counts out the bounty before handing it to Luna. With another sharp crack, Luna disappears.
Omake: Where Luna was born as the Fourth Hokage's daughter.
"Now Luna-chan." Minato Namikaze smiles down at his adorable blonde daughter. "I'm going to teach you the Hirashin, one of my signature moves." With a yellow flash, he disappears from one kunai to another before reappearing next to her.
Luna pouts, "But Tou-san I already know how to apparate." With a sharp crack, she disappears to the other side of the training field and back again. "See."
The fourth Hokage stares in shock. "What… but…. How? No hand signs… no use of fuinjutsu. You invented a jutsu that casually warps space time then learned to use it without hand signs! Luna-chan! I'm so proud of you!"