Part 1
"Behold! My name is Megumin, I am that of an Arch-Wizard. The one who controls explosion magic. Strongest offensive magic there is! Fear the Crimson Clan, thou clan who boasts the highest mana pool in all of humanity! Fear the hidden power that radiates from my left eye o' adventurer."
...Shut up... please...
Kazuma had his hands over his head.
After seeing Momon, Megumin enthusiastically stood up and loudly introduced herself.
"Oho? Explosion magic? Interesting, it is nice to meet you."
Momon went out for a handshake.
Momon-san please don't, don't associate yourself with this delusional Crimson beggar.
Surprisingly Aqua hid behind Kazuma as if she sensed something wrong. After Megumin introduced herself Darkness walked towards Momon and also introduced herself.
"It is a pleasure to meet you... -"
Hey hey, why are you acting so normal? Darkness, is there something wrong with your-
"Clearly brutish man whos' red-eye leers towards my erotic body, are you going to hold me down with those huge muscular arms of yours? Mm, that cold-hard gaze from underneath your helmet hides your true bestial intentions... - No! I won't give in! Not to the likes of you!"
Darkness then loudly moaned as she tightly grasped her body.
Ah, she's fixed - No wait! What the hell are you saying ! Darkness!
She was lucky the guild was nearly empty, most of the adventurers went home drunk after the party.
With his head down Kazuma apologised,
"I'm sorry... I'm very sorry..."
Ignoring the blonde crusader who was fantasizing about various things Momon stepped over towards Kazuma and kindly replied,
"Kazuma-dono, you do not have to apologise... It is fine."
Momon then looked at Aqua, who was hiding behind Kazuma's back.
"May I ask for a name?"
After getting attention Aqua smirkingly replied with evergrowing confidence pointing towards Momon and she stepped to the side making her entire body clear.
"It is Aqua, the goddess of water. Now kneel down and pray to me, hm, yes, the conditions for you to join this party is for you to worship me. Pray to me three times a day and offer up donations. Address me as Aqua-sama or Aqua-senpai. And maybe I'll consider letting you join this party."
Aqua crossed her arms and arrogantly went, "Hmph"
Hey hey bitch, what are you saying to such a kind man.
Without hesitation, Kazuma smashed Aqua's head with his fist and continued rubbing it in.
"Kazuma! Kazuma! What are you doing..? ...It hurts Stop! Stop, alright! I'm sorry! I'm sorry for acting so arrogant! Please forgive me!"
"There's something about that man which ticks me off."
Aqua lowly whispered to herself after getting smacked behind the head again.
Momon emotionlessly stared at the group of hopeless girls.
One of them was rubbing herself between the thighs with a red flushed face while fantasizing.
The other spouting nonsense an eight-year-old with no friends would say.
The last one crying like a child yet proclaiming herself as a goddess.
I know how you feel Momon-san.
"Uhm."
Momon coughed with his fist over his visor, "It seems that you have interesting party members. Nonetheless, please take care of me, Kazuma-dono."
"Well then, please, take a seat." Kazuma offered.
In response Momon took a seat followed by Kazuma, they both sat oppositely, the rest of Kazuma's party sat on the same side as Kazuma.
It's time to question his capabilities.
"Momon-san can you please hand over your adventurers card?"
Kazuma asked.
"Of course, but before I do that, I feel as if this needs to be returned to you."
Momon went through a small bag and pulled out that same poster that Kazuma put up on the board.
Woah, he didn't throw it in the bin? What a nice guy. It's not even crumbled...
"Thank you very much Momon-san. Then, your card please."
Momon went into the same bag, he pulled out the adventurers card very slowly and with two fingers he slid it towards Kazuma.
Almost like how a Japanese businessman would give clients their business cards.
"Oh? Luna wasn't lying, he really does have good physical stats."
"What? Show me, let me see!"
Aqua leered over pushing her head onto Kazuma's face.
"No, I think I should see first, considering that I'm the only crusader in this party."
Darkness looked over Megumin's shoulders.
Troubled from the pushing and shoving Kazuma shouts,
"Wait! Get off of me! You'll get to see soon!"
And as he said that Megumin slyly snatches the card off of Kazuma and shows it to Darkness.
"What are you doing you Loli?! Give it back!"
"Who are you calling a loli?"
"Uhm... Kazuma-dono and his friends... It's fine if I just tell you..."
Hearing Momon's offer Kazuma solely rejected.
"It's fine Momon-san, I'll take back this card in a moments time."
Kazuma then snatched it back and continued reading.
"Woah, your luck is comparable to mine, but there is something I need to ask."
Momon leaned forward.
"What is it? Kazuma-dono?"
"You said you wanted to be an adventurer, right? You can easily become a swordmaster or a replacement crusader in place of our useless crusader, why don't you want to do it?"
Megumin and Aqua leaned forward to hear Momon's reply.
"Oi, Kazuma, I heard that."
Ignoring Darkness's retort Momon replied
"Well... Uhm, choosing a specific class will limit you to one type of skill-set, while being an adventurer allows various paths to choose from. You understand what I'm trying to imply here, yes?"
"Mm, as an adventurer class myself I greatly understand, you too must be a wise man."
"Hey Hey... isn't this a little bit disgusting? How can a fool like Kazuma understand from a man who looks like he's accomplished many useful life goals, the complete opposite of Kazuma? You really are disgusting Kazuma, how can you even call yourself a wise man? - Wait, Kazuma... stop. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't pull on my hair, I'm very sorry! Please stop it! Kazuma-sama!"
"Well then Momon-san, follow me to the receptionist table, we'll get you into the party in no time."
Kazuma flashed a slightly cool smile as he said that.
"Did Kazuma just try to act cool?"
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Part 2
"Pardon my intrusion, Kazuma-dono," Momon said as he walked into the mansion.
After being officially checked into the guild Momon mentioned he did not have a place to stay, so being the kind man that Kazuma was, he invited him to stay at the mansion.
It was evening, the sun was just setting and the streets were dark enough for the street lights to turn on.
Kazuma, Darkness, Megumn and Aqua walked in first and looked at Momon as he took off his metallic boots.
"Momon, there is no need for you to use honorifics like -dono, just call me by my name," Kazuma stated.
"Is that so? Then, Kazuma, thank you for allowing me refuge into your home."
"Your're welcome Momon. Then, what are you waiting for, come in."
Kazuma smiled as he waved for Momon to come in, with his armour still on except for his boots, Momon walked in.
"Here's your tea."
Aqua poured tea from a jar into a cup in front of Momon, who was sitting in front of a table on the floor.
"Ah, thank you very much Aqua, but I don't need to drink now."
"Huh? You don't need to drink? Wait a minute..."
Sensing something Aqua leaned closer to Momon's face and sniffed,
"...You smell like an undead..."
"Hm?"
"I knew there was something wrong with you when we first met! How did you evade my barriers huh? Damned undead!"
Aqua pointed her finger towards the confused Momon.
Darkness looked at Aqua.
"Aqua... I know it is your first time meeting him but isn't it rude to say that to someone?"
"What are you saying Aqua? Did you eat something bad?"
Kazuma harshly insulted.
"I'm not lying! He smells like an undead! Grr,"
Aqua growled at Momon who stood up and stepped back.
"Come to think of it, you haven't shown your face Momon-san, remove your helmet! Prove that you are not an undead! And if you are then repent! Repent to this beautiful goddess! Yes, repent and apologise for embarrassing me back at the guild and maybe I'll consider negotiating with the goddess's you see when you die!"
Aqua acted unreliably serious during times like this.
Kazuma, Megumin and Darkness, of course, did not believe Aqua, but they were still curious so they didn't intervene.
"If that is the case..."
Momon put his hands over his helmet and slowly took it off.
There revealed a man with black hair, similar features of Kazuma, Momon did not look too bad, nor did he look handsome. Compared to Kazuma, Momon was just about as handsome as him.
"Hey... Doesn't he look a little bit like Kazuma..?"
Megumin sceptically asked.
"Hm... You're right... he does have some features, other than his black hair..."
"He's a little bit older though... probably in his twenties."
Megumin stated.
"Tch."
"I'm sorry you have to put up with this useless goddess Momon."
Kazuma apologised.
"Who are you calling a useless goddess?! Call me that again and I'll smash you with my god blow!"
"Ah, no, misunderstandings like this are understandable. You don't have to apologise."
Aqua begrudgingly left the lounge with her arms crossed, she still seemed to believe in her instincts.
"He's an undead! Hmph!"
Aqua's distorted voice was heard faintly in the hallways.
As for Darkness, she went to close the curtains of the mansion, it was getting dark after all.
The doorbell rang.
"Hello? Is this Satou Kazuma's residence? Your order of high-class fish has arrived, please pay upfront, Satou Kazuma?"
It was the delivery man.
Because Aqua decided to use up all the money and donate it to the Axis church, there was no way Kazuma could pay for it.
The fish Kazuma bought expired easily so if he declined it then during the journey back it would expire, thus putting him in a serious amount of debt.
"I'm very sorry!"
Kazuma shouted as he ran towards the knocking door.
My name is Satou Kazuma
And as of now...
I'm officially in debt.
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"The Crimson mage who exhausts all her mana after one spell, a masochistic crusader who can't hit any targets and a useless Arch Priest whose intelligence matches a drumstick. My companions are useless, really really troubling..."
Kazuma vented out as he led Ainz to his room
"I just wanted to live a carefree life lazing around my room..."
Ainz looked at the dejected Kazuma, the deliveryman informed him of his over One Million Eris debt, it would seem as if he bought something a king would eat.
He would have to work hard on quests to earn that money back.
"Mm, I understand how you feel... troubling subordinat- Uhm, companions, I understand that sentiment very well."
Ainz put his hand on his chin and nodded with closed eyes.
He put his helmet back on and still wore his armour.
"I too... wish a carefree life, life without excessive work... from how you feel you'd understand the stress from being a leader, yes?"
Working as a King is exhausting after all.
Ainz stated.
Kazuma, who seemed to get the wrong idea, responded,
"Oh, so you too are a man of culture?"
Kazuma made a thumbs-up gesture and smirked.
"It'll be a pleasure working with you too. Fellow NEET."
"Huh?"
What's a NEET? Is that some sort of class?
In Ainz's world, one hundred years later than Kazuma's the concept of 'NEET' was non-existent, those who didn't work died, that was because of the unstable earth Ainz lived in.
What do I say...What is a NEET? ... Then...
Ainz confusingly kept quiet as he kept walking.
"Momon-san, you don't have to hide it, I know it's embarrassing but embrace it. You are a NEET, like me."
Kazuma smuggingly smirked with an expression of, 'I understand you'.
"...NEET? Really then... I look forward to it, NEET."
Ainz returned the thumbs up and made a sound of a smile.
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Ainz shut the door to his room and sat down on the bed.
"[Dispel Greater Illusion]"
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How did that priest figure out that I'm an undead...? No, my illusion should have been perfect, that of the highest tier, does she have high potential? Hm... I'm lucky that her party members don't believe her.
Because Ainz's trait as an undead in YGGDRASIL he couldn't go near normal human NPCs without emitting a fear factor that chased them away, but there was a spell that countered that, it was [Forced Hidden Sense], it was exclusive to undead and when cast on oneself an aura of an undead would completely disappear and you could approach human NPCs for trade deals or side quests.
But when Ainz cast it on himself that Priest still noticed.
She's dangerous but she is an airhead.
Ainz sat there thinking, previously the Hanzos informed him of the level system of this world, it was very different from that of YGGDRASIL.
NEET... NEET...? What is that? I've never heard of that class in my life... Hm... I'll make sure to ask a Hanzo to investigate that, for now, I should go along with it, although, it seems through his words that this 'NEET' is a special thing only applicable by him and me... If I recall, his party members were calling him that too... Hm, no, don't get confused Ainz, just let the Hanzos deal with it.
For now, I'll just go along with it and call myself a NEET, there's no need for me to get stressed out.
With his bare skull out Ainz laid back on the large bed.
He pulled out his adventurers card.
"[Greater Appraisal Item]"
"Hm?"
Everything seems normal. Although the properties are like that of a magical scroll... Were these made out of the same parchments Demiurge uses? So much to learn...
Of course, before Ainz went to get an adventurers card he was informed by the Hanzos that they measure his strength and power, it would have been troublesome if his stats overlapped in every area so right before the card was done Ainz cast [Time Stop] and [Create Greater Item].
And he tricked his way to the mechanics of the guild,
But there was one thing.
Why can't the simple spell [Create Item] make a replica of the card? Why Create Greater Item?
Ainz hovered over to the skills section of the card and read,
"[Lurk], [Snipe], [Freeze], [Bind]..."
[Lurk] and [Bind] were the two skills Kazuma just taught Momon a few moments ago before he entered the room.
Apparently, It was a symbol of acknowledgement of being a NEET.
Or in Kazuma's words, 'The Brotherhood of NEETs'.
Being a NEET has all sorts of benefits, huh?
Ainz made a decision, he will stay in this party until he returns to Nazaick, the adventurers card will be put under extensive research and if a portal could be made from this world to the New world then...
Nazarick can be greatly strengthened...
Ainz thought about the party members.
A masochistic crusader, delusional girl, a child-acting priest and a straight man leader...
A wave a nostalgia flushed through Ainz's heart,
Nines Ooal Gown... I miss it. The glory days.
The feeling of loneliness Ainz felt was existent when the last guild member left the log, and it was further deepened once he was transported to the New World.
But now, it was slowly chipping away, someone who he can call an equal.
Kazuma-san... Friend. Not subordinate.
It won't hurt to stay here for a while longer.
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Early morning.
"So this man does really have some flaws to him too?"
Megumin with bed hair arrogantly stated as she clapped for Chomsuke to come over.
"Tsk tsk tsk, come on Chomsuke."
"You're not the one to speak."
Kazuma retorted.
"Hmph! Even if he isn't an undead he really is useless huh? Second Kazuma, second NEET."
Hey Hey, what's your problem with the kind Momon-san? As a fellow NEET, I shall stand by his side and protect him from these retarded girls.
"Huh? You toilet goddess, you are the last person to call anyone useless, you useless priest. What's your deal with Momon-san anyway? He is a cultured man, how dare you insult him like that."
It would seem as if Aqua still believed her words of Momon being an undead. Ridiculous if you ask me.
"M-Momon... are you really... a NEET? Did Kazuma infect you with his Hikimori disease while he led you to your room? Momon! There's always a way, turn back! Or... Or you'll... you'll live a depraved life of... 'that'."
Megumin pointed to Kazuma.
Hey, what's that about me?
Aside from Aqua's crying rampage on Kazuma, it was Megumin who was pleading with Momon.
"Yes, I am a NEET, what of it?"
"Gaaurrgghh! It's too late! He's fallen too low! Kazuma! What did you do? He was such a kind man until yesterday! I won't forgive you if you used Wiz's potions on him! Which one was it?"
Megumin grabbed Kazuma's shoulders and began shaking them violently.
"Let go of me! I didn't do anything! He implied it and I asked about it, that's it!"
"I don't believe you! I don't believe you! How dare you! You must have done something! Show me where that potion is at! Maybe it'll turn you back into a normal working person!"
"I don't need it! There's nothing wrong with me!"
Kazuma then pushed Megumin off his shoulders.
"Kazuma, just to test Momon's usefulness let's go on that goblin slaying quest I mentioned earlier, I still have the paper,"
Aqua spoke in a condescending tone.
"You should reconsider your words and tone before calling someone else useless."
"Kazuma! Kazuma! Why do you have such hopes for this man?! You haven't even seen him in combat yet! Why are you so respecting of him even after you just met?!
Because he is a NEET that understands my feelings.
"Two degenerates... I'm sure he's just as brutish and sly as Kazuma... Oh~ Under the guise of a kind man he'll do unspeakable things to a young maiden like me... - Almost like a dirty noble... Kya! No! As a crusader of Eris-sama, my body must remain pure!"
"No, you're the degenerate here."
Darkness wasn't giving the best impression as her face reddened and sweat rolled down her face.
During this entire time, Momon did not say a word and remained quiet.
It was the smartest thing to do in this situation.
But even so, Momon suggested,
"Yes, I think going on a quest today sounds fitting, when are we going?"
"...Don't think you can flatter me just by agreeing with my request."
Aqua said as she crossed her arms.
"Well, if you say so, let's go then."
Kazuma happily agreed as he pointed towards the door.
"Hey hey, Kazuma's acting more energetic lately, this disgusting NEET never agrees to go on a quest, is there something wrong with his brain today? Are you sure we should allow him to go outside?"
Megumin said with an expressionless face and stoic tone.
"Hm, that really is weird, Aqua, can you cast healing on Kazuma's head? Maybe that'll fix the problem."
Darkness suggested.
"Shut up Lalatina! There's nothing wrong with me."
"Don't call me Lalatina!"
Someone's stomach could be heard growling.
It was Megumin's
"Um, before we go, let's get some breakfast."
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"...Agreed."
Part 3
That same morning
Kill quest.
Defeat surface goblins near the vicinity of Axel.
"Snipe. Snipe. Snipe. Snipe."
Kazuma was on the trees shooting at the bushes, where the goblins were at.
"Keep shooting Kazuma! There's still more!"
Aqua ignorantly shouted.
"I heard you! Snipe. Snipe."
The goblins who were half the size of darkness were slowly getting killed off by Kazuma's Snipe skill.
As long as he stayed on the trees the goblins wouldn't be able to hurt him.
That was because -
"Goblins! Are you going to gang up on me and use your feeble hands to hold me down? Kya! Restrained... unable to move, ganged up by green goblins... the enemy of lone women... As a holy... Crusader... Of... Eris-sama... I won't... Allow that... To... Happen..."
Hey hey... your constant lewd breathing doesn't match up with your words.
On the tree stump where Kazuma shot at Darkness was standing beside, making sure the goblins wouldn't reach Kazuma. They were stupid, but they weren't dumb enough not to attempt to take out the person who killed their mates.
Then a group of goblins approached Darkness.
They charged towards her.
"Kyaa~" Darkness had her sword 'stripped' from her and got 'pushed' over by the group of goblins,
"You brutish disgusting goblins... what... are you going to do to me now that I'm restrained?!"
No, I'm pretty sure you just dropped her sword and pretended to get tripped by the goblins...
Darkness wouldn't be taken down by a few goblins, it was clear she faked it.
"Dammit, Snipe. Snipe. Snipe."
Kazuma precisely sniped at the goblins who were attacking Darkness.
After heavily breathing with a red blushed face she shakingly stood up.
As for the rest of the party -
"Hey, what should I be doing here?"
Megumin asked, probably also questioning her existence in this party.
"You can't cast explosions in the middle of the forest, and we are up against goblins, it is literally impossible."
Aqua replied.
Momon stood besides Aqua
Apparently, as a bonus, if they took out a hobgoblin then the rewards would be quadrupled.
It was very common for hobgoblins to live with a goblin horde of this size.
So Momon and Megumin were in charge of dealing with the hobgoblin.
Darkness was only there to lure it out.
A few hours passed.
The hobgoblin didn't show up.
Jumping down from the tree stump Kazuma lets out a disappointed sigh.
"Kazuma, Kazuma, that was fun, let's play with goblins again!"
Darkness pleaded to Kazuma.
Her armour was full of scratches and she was drooling with a red blushed face.
"Huh? No way, the hobgoblin didn't show up, why should we fight goblins like this, the only reason why it was a good quest was that we'd earn a lot more if we defeated a hobgoblin wait Aqua! What the hell?!"
"Kazuma! Help me! It's the frogs! Help me, please! I don't wanna! I don't wanna get eaten again!"
Aqua cried.
"Um Kazuma, I know I haven't used my explosion magic yet but as long as I am in the mouth of a toad, I won't be able to reach my staff..."
Megumin stated with only her head out.
Wait, since when did the frogs come?
Next to the frogs was Momon, who due to his plated armour, did not get eaten.
"Wait, Momon, what were you doing when they were getting eaten?!"
Momon scratched his head and replied,
"Well... I know what you said about them being useless but... I didn't think it was that bad..."
Yep, I understand what you mean, Yep... yes. I don't blame you.
"Is that so? It's alright then."
Kazuma forgave Momon.
"Why are you two chatting! Wait, why did you forgive him so easily! Help us already! And what do you mean by telling Momon about how useless we were! Just what did you tell him about us?! Is that part of the reason why he became a NEET you filthy lolicon-NEET?!"
"Who are you calling Lolicon-NEET?!"
Momon sighed, he then gripped his two great swords and ran towards the frogs, who were currently eating two useless beings.
And with a slash, the frogs were cut into two.
"Woah..." Kazuma and Darkness exhaled.
He really is as strong as he looks...
Forgetting that they have been saved by Momon Aqua began loudly crying.
"Sniff* Sniff* I-I've b-been su-sullied... a-agai-in Sniff* Sniff* A g-goddess... Waaaahhhhh!"
"Little girl, are you alright?"
Momon worriedly lent a hand to Megumin, who was just grabbing her staff.
And after hearing what Momon called her she looked at him with an annoyed expression.
"...Did you just call me a little girl?"
Megumin, putting her hat on, glared at Momon.
"Is there something wrong? Little child?"
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"...Say, despite your looks and efforts you truly are a scumbag, really a scumbag NEET rivalling that of Kazuma, if that is the case then there wouldn't be a problem if I smeared all this mucous on your precious armour... right? You lolicon-NEET pervert."
"What?"
Megumin stood up and spread out her arms, which along with her entire body, leaking furiously with frog mucous.
"W-Wait!"
"Too late!"
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|'End of Chapter 1'|
Taking down the sign saying 'End of Chapter 1' Vanir psychopathically laughs.
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"Muhahaha! You thought that that was the end of the chapter? Moi who sees all sincerely disagrees! Moi! The duke of hell Vanir! The one who sees all will offer you up a trade deal!
"What's that? You want to know? Muhahaha! Do not worry thou customer, thy eyes did not lead you astray. But in the account of all that! Moi urges you to buy these magic items the dim-witted shopkeeper bought in place."
"Ohoho?! You're telling Moi to get the point? Now now impatient customer who is leaching at this fanfiction book hoping for the next chapter release tomorrow, please do relax. ...Thou'st wouldn't want to be like a certain goddess that Moi sincerely despises."
"That is right! In place of you buying these useles- these magic items that the air-headed store owner bought hoping to not generate red digits you'll see some amazing content!"
"My my, sit back down, Moi understands thy excitement, although Moi thinks those bright emotions are disgusting... Nonetheless! Moi shall explain: The brat and his party meets this man of whom Moi can blurrily see through! But through Mois' eyes Moi sees this Momon fellow interacting with the Crimson Beggar's rival in which Moi believes is Yunyun and meeting with Wiz! And that's not all!"
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"Oh! Oh! These dark emotions customer-dono is emitting is delicious indeed! Oh, these feelings of anger and telling Moi to hurry up and speak! Muhaha, you must be patient dear customer!"
"As Moi was saying, there will also be Momon and-"
"Hey you defective devil Vanir! Where are you?! Why did you have spray graffiti on the Axis Church! Come here you devil! Scared Exorcism!"
"As thou can see another dim-witted person has shown up today, it is my deepest regrets but Moi must leave now to deal with this self-proclaimed goddess."
"Vanir-san! I heard that! What do you mean dim-witted person?! Come here you coward!"
"Muahahaha! A game of tag it shall be!"
As Vanir ran out of the shop holding a spray can to most likely vandalize more of the Axis church you sit on the one table of the shop sipping tea.
But you realise something.
Vanir left a note.
Assuming the note was for you, you pick it up and begin reading.
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'Dear customer-san, Moi is deeply thankful that you are reading this now, even when you could have had the other chances to leave Mois' shop. Now you might be confused as to some things and raise some hands.
But do not fret, Moi, the all-seeing devil shall explain to you.
As thou might have noticed thyself would have seen Ainz acting quite reserved, but that is natural, whom wouldn't act reserved if one were to be faced with a degenerative masochistic crusader who is constantly fantasizing around being cuckolded by that NEET brat.
Furthermore, there is that crimson beggar that Moi sees day to day walking past our shop and walking back on the back of the brat who is't delusional in all sorts of manners.
And who is't wouldn't be disgusted by the self-proclaimed Toliet goddess who cries liketh a child all day.
And as the author of this fan fiction states, 'Ainz isn't going to flaunt his overwhelming strength a lot of the times', but Moi understands there are some situations where it calls for his strength.
But as an exception of those causes Moi, in stand of the author will not have Ainz flaunt his overwhelming strength unless it's necessary.
Moi is not saying that the author does not like flaunting around Ainz's power.
Moi is merely implying that attempting to create Konosuba comedic elements into this story is his main priority.
Moi says it is just comedy, Konosuba shenanigans with this Ainz dragged along.
Thou'st have reached the end of this letter.
Moi shall speak in word of the author and requests that you 'Review'.
Moi sincerely thanketh to thou self for visiting Wiz's magic item shop! Moi now wishing you a great day!
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As an Authors note... If you enjoyed the Vanir's version of explaining the 'Author's note' then please review telling me whether or not I should add things like this at the end of every chapter.
Thank you very much! For reading this!
Except the words distort into something familiar. The tone you hear is greatly distinct.
"Muahaha! Mm! These dark emotions! Delicious indeed! First-rate... Special customer! Did thou think that was the actual author? Thou hast been fooled! Muahahaha!"
Well, hello, true authors notes here, I hope you are still reading this and if you are then
I'm sincerely thank you for your dedication.
As you just saw it was Vanir who narrated this ending, who do you want to have narrate the next ending? Demiurge? Albedo? Aqua? Darkness?
Or maybe keep Vanir?
Any character from Konosuba and Overlord is allowed. If I see the most reviews on that specific character I will choose that.
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Oh and... this is what I wrote for the early birds and editors, I still recommend you read it though!
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Welcome! Editors and readers of this pathetic author's fanfiction of a desperate attempt of comedy!
Oho?!
Moi senses intense dark emotions from the author demanding moi to stop talking!
Muhahaha!
Moi! The Grand Duke of hell shall introduce you to this google doc! Yes, be glad!
Moi welcomes you to this grand shop, for this is a mere magical item the useless store owner bought! If your reading this then that means you bought it correct? Kufufu, allow Moi to grandly thank you for being here.
And if Thou is not an editor all is forgiven! Unlike a certain bar-fighting goddess who smites divine retribution on those who touch her booze.
Thou is allowed to take the liberty to read! Yes, Moi was essentially sent here to guard this fic against non-editors who are thirsting for a read! But with Moi's all-seeing eye Moi will allow you to read! Aye! Thou Sir/Madam! Are special!
As for members of the Drunken gang of idiots! Devils take their contracts fearlessly seriously! As signed in the contract Moi! Yes Moi! Shall reward you with head pats thou yearns for.
Muhahaha! Thou cannot hide from my all-seeing eye, thou sees all, and your dark emotions for a head-pat! Do not fret member of the drunken gang! Thou shall receive what you earn! For Moi! The duke of hell shall repay the contract in full!
And where do you think thou art going? Editors and readers? Did thou think you could escape from Moi eyes? If thou comments on this and write thy discord name on whether it be Usual gang of drunken idiots, editors readers or even the ones who lurk this document thou shall receive thou head pats you all so lustfully desire!
Now go! Moi wishes you the best of luck!
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