Olympians
Disclaimer: NOTHING belongs to me. PJO and HoO belong to Rick Riordan.
A/N: I should really work on the chapter for my story (Son of Tartarus) but I like writing these.
Next chapter for Son of Tartarus will be out today.
_(This is Hermes, god of messages)_
Hephaestus created group "Olympians"
Hephaestus added Zeus
Hephaestus added Poseidon
Zeus: What is this?
Poseidon: I think it's a chat group
Hephaestus added Hera
Zeus: What is the point of this
Hephaestus added Demeter
Hera: To talk
Hephaestus added Hestia
Poseidon: To talk with a group of people lil bro
Hephaestus added Hades
Zeus: Why is Hephaestus an admin
Demeter: Because he created the group
Hephaestus added Hermes
Zeus: Make me an admin
Hera: Your irresponsible
Hephaestus added Aphrodite
Zeus: I'm not and what does that have to do with anything
Hephaestus added Athena
Demeter: You'd abuse your power
Zeus: I would not
Hephaestus added Artemis
Poseidon: You would
Hephaestus added Ares
Hephaestus added Dionysus
Hephaestus changed the group description.
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Zeus: Why is Hades in this chat?
Hephaestus: He's your brother
Zeus: Make me an admin
Hephaestus: Why?
Poseidon: Yeah Zeus why
Demeter: Don't make Zeus admin
Hephaestus: I'm not planning to
Hera: Good
Artemis: Oh my gods can you guys stop chatting so much your notifications are disrupting my hunt!
Hephaestus: There's something called putting your phone on silent
Artemis: How do I do that?
Hades: Go to settings
Artemis: Then what
Hades: Figure it out yourself
Poseidon: Has anyone noticed Apollo isn't on this chat
Hephaestus: I don't have his number
Artemis: I do
Hephaestus: Can you give it to me
Artemis: Make me an admin and I'll add him
Poseidon: She probably won't
Artemis: I swear on the Styx I will
Hephaestus: Alright I'll make you admin just add Apollo don't do anything else
Artemis is now an admin
Artemis added Apollo
Hephaestus is no longer an admin
Hephaestus: Wait what are you doing
Artemis changed the group description.
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Hades: Figures she would do that
Apollo: What did she do?
Hera: What do you think
Apollo: Change the group description
Athena: That's totally not obvious at all
Apollo: What she change it to?
Hades: You can check you know
Apollo: Oh man
Demeter: It's not that bad
Apollo: Apparently Valdez rigged the demigods description on their chat to show funny messages
Hephaestus: If Artemis could do that the desc would probably be stuff like BOYS SUCK and MALES ARE DUMB or MEN, THE BANE OF HUMANITY
Apollo: Don't give her ideas
Artemis: The description is pure fact
Athena: 'Males should be turned into jackalopes and be hunted down' is not a fact
Artemis: It should be a fact
Hephaestus: Artemis make me an admin again
Artemis: NO
Hephaestus: Do it or I'll hack all of your phones
Zeus: Artemis listen to Hephaestus I don't want to lose my progress
Artemis: Fine dad
Hephaestus is now an admin
Hephaestus: Thank you!
Artemis is no longer an admin
Hestia is now an admin
Hephaestus is no longer an admin
Hera: Zeus what do you mean 'loose your progress'
Zeus: On a game I downloaded
Apollo: What game? Is it good?
Zeus: Doesn't matter
Apollo: Wait is it THAT GAME
Zeus: No!
Apollo: You sure
Zeus: Ok maybe it is
Hera: What's 'THAT GAME'?
Zeus: Nothing
Apollo: A game
Hestia: I'm an admin?
Hephaestus: Yeah
Hestia: Why?
Hephaestus: Because you're the only sensible one on this chat
Hades: I'll have you know I take offence to that
Athena: I'm sensible
Hephaestus: Yeah but Athena would let her pride get in the way and remove anyone who insults her and Hades will kick out Zeus
Hades: I wouldn't kick anyone out
Hephaestus: You would if he annoyed you
Hestia changed the group description.
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Hades: 'The Olympians group chat. Consist of' yadayadayada
Athena: What are you saying?
Poseidon: That's what the description is I thought you were meant to be smart
Athena: No I know what the first bit is but what does 'yadayadayada' mean
Hades: I couldn't be bothered to type all of our names so I used something called a placeholder
Athena: That's lazy and 'yadayadayada' isn't a word
Hades: Don't matter
Poseidon: Isn't it the solstice today
Hades: Kronos' underpants I'm late!
Poseidon: Kronos' underpants?
Hades: Don't question it
Poseidon: Your late
Hades: I know that
Hera: Anybody who isn't at the meeting yet better flash in now
Hades: Gimme 2 minutes
Poseidon: Why?
Hades: I need to change out of my PJs
A/N: What do you think? Like it so far?