So fellas, I'm just letting y'all know that this will be only a single pairing of Naruto and Mikoto. No one else will be added.
I'm debating on whether Fugaku should show up or not. We'll see.
If you guys have any ideas or criticism, leave a review.
Sorry it took forever to update. I literally have no excuse. My bad.
Anyways, on to the chapter-
Date: March 16, 2020
Words: 2,081
This past month has probably been the most fun Naruto has had in a long time. It might possibly have been THE best time in his life. Little Itachi is absolutely adorable and fun to take care of. His wife is an amazing cook. He most definitely did not ogle her as she was cooking. Ok, maybe he did. But she's his wife! He's allowed to if he wants! She has a very cute butt. Much cuter than anyone he's ever known. He is not a perv damnit! He just has a healthy appreciation for the finer sex.
Meeting his parents was honestly not how he expected it to go if he were to be completely honest.
Flash back a month ago…
Mikoto had thought it was a good idea to reintroduce him to her friends after suffering from "amnesia."
Naturally, the first people she shows him to are his parents. Well not his parents anymore. He's lucky he had seen them before hand, Minato during the war while Kushina inside his seal, or he would've went all fanboy on them.
Taking a good look at his mother, she's just as beautiful as he remembers. After visiting her in his seal, he kinda wished he had straight and red hair. Damn he would have looked so cool. Oh well, this Madara-esque hair style is pretty cool too. She's wearing her classic green dress with a white shirt underneath, the same as when he saw her in the seal.
Taking a look at his father, he couldn't help but be slightly disappointed.
"You look pretty girly." Minato and Mikoto sweat dropped while Kushina laughed heartedly, "I know right! I tell him that all the time -ttebane!"
"I see what you mean by when you said he's much different than before, Mikoto." Minato says, a bit put out how his own wife considers him girly.
Mikoto rubs her temples, "You have no idea the headache he gives me."
"HEY! I'm not that bad." He states with a pout.
"Yeah! He can't be that bad Mikoto. Much better than the old Naruto-teme."
"Who you calling teme? Tomato!" Naruto realized his mistake the moment the word left his mouth. He knew he shouldn't have said it, but he did so anyways.
Curse him and his motor mouth.
Kushina smiles all too sweetly while Minato and Mikoto take a step back, praying for Naruto's safety. It seems as if it's his time to move on and who were Mikoto and Minato to tell the Shinigami how to do his job.
Naruto starts sweating profusely, but neither backing down because he's Uzumaki - wait, no – Uchiha Naruto damnit! Naruto does not back down! He laughs in the face of danger! Muhahahaha!
He most definitely did not scream like a girl and run away.
If anyone questioned him, he would forever deny it of course.
All around, the people of Konoha can hear screams of pain courtesy of their resident amnesiac Uchiha. Unknowingly, Naruto was bringing a better reputation for the Uchiha that the village originally considered as a boring and arrogant clan with sticks up the asses of all the members. To see the very clan head that was once the epitome of said descriptive words running and screaming like a little girl was a refreshing, if not a little bit scary, change.
Flashback ended
His err… former mother can be a very scary person he hopes to never agitate again.
Meeting the old man, he also left a rather unimpressive first impression.
Flash back
Naruto is extremely nervous. He wasn't as nervous as this when he went to go meet his parents. Considering they were never really in his life made it a bit easier, but going to see the man who was the first person to ever care for him in the village, alive and well, is nerve wracking.
Of course, just like meeting his parents, he fucked it up.
Being used to jumping through the window to get into the Hokage's office, he grabbed his wife by the waist and hoisted her up.
Of course, this was also during the old man's reading time of his favourite novel, Icha-Icha Paradise. Can it really be considered a novel? Yes, it could. The plot is actually really interesting if you don't look at all the smut. What did you expect? He lived with the Pervy Sage for three years of his life. He was bound to read some of his books.
He's not a pervert damnit! It was just for the plot! Nothing more!
The old man was startled, to say the least. Being caught, during his alone time, reading his favourite novel was not something he wanted. Especially by the Uchiha head and his wife.
Mikoto stared at him with disbelief shining in her eyes. The God of Shinobi reads smut in his pass-time. Her respect for the man dropped significantly.
Naruto, well… he was picking his nose, "Err yo, what's up old man."
Mikoto was flabbergasted, "Idiot! Show the Hokage some respect!" She slapped him across the head.
"But he was literally just reading smut!" Nevermind that he read said smut himself. He will not stand for such disrespect!
"Ahem. Hello there Naruto-san, Mikoto-san," the Hokage says trying to hide his embarrassment from the amnesiac Uchiha and his wife. He of course knew about the man's condition. It's not everyday one of your shinobi one day wakes up forgetting everything.
"Hello Hokage-sama."
"Hey, old man." Mikoto elbows him in the stomach, "OWW. Err hello, Hokage-sama."
Hiruzen chuckled while amusement shone in his eyes. Naruto reminded him of Kushina with his boisterous personality and lack of manners. It was refreshing to see the formally stoic Uchiha acting so out of character.
"I'm not that old am I?"
"Aren't you like eighty something?" The Hokage very carefully did not stab him, "I'm 55 you stupid brat!" He shakes his fist.
"Yeah yeah, whatever you say old man."
How Naruto wasn't dead yet is mystery that Mikoto still has not solved to this day.
"So, did you get to the part where Minaro and Kuisha get busy?" Naruto smiles perversely
"Ah, so you're a man of culture as well, I see." Hiruzen grin with the same smile as Naruto.
"You remember Icha-Icha after suffering from amnesia, but you don't remember your own wife?"
"Umm yeah?"
"I'm giving you a five second head start."
It is safe to say that Naruto used those five seconds as well. For a pregnant woman, Mikoto can run very well. The bruises all around Naruto's body to go along with his blackeye is a testament to her speed.
Flashback ended
Here we find Naruto training Itachi for the first time in their private training ground by the lake. He remembers when he was five, barely able to throw the kunai near the target from 50 feet out, let alone hit the dead centre or even hit the target in general. Yet here was his… uh son hitting the bullseye with multiple shuriken at the same time. It isn't fair! Stupid pink-eyed bastards and their prodigies. Although this is his son, so he's allowed to be good.
Naruto never realized how good Itachi was when he was younger until now.
Mikoto sits by the backyard porch, drinking tea and watching her husband and son train together. This had quite possibly been the best month she has ever had. Ever since Naruto had lost his memories, she had never laughed as much since her days as a genin with Kushina.
She realizes then that she's falling for the same man all over again. That spark that they once had was lost overtime but is now starting to rekindle again. The way he looks at Itachi with adoration in his eyes is a beautiful sight to her. He never used to look at their son like that before. With pride yes, but not with such love.
This is the first time since Itachi was a baby had she seen him laughing like this. Naruto doesn't expect the very best from him anymore. Just trying his hardest is good enough for him and Itachi seems to act more like his age now. Laughing and playing around like he should be.
Here Naruto is running towards her with his arms flailing around not acting like how he should be.
"Mikoto-chaannnnnnn, our son is a genius!" Naruto leans his head close to her face. Completely ignoring the little thing called personal space. Their heads so close that the tips of their noses almost brush against each other.
"Of course, he is our son after all," Mikoto smiles brightly.
"Yeah, he is." Naruto says softly. That had finally sunk in. The fact that Itachi is his real flesh and blood. He loves every second of it. A small genuine smile touches his face as he looks at Mikoto. The former Naruto Uchiha was a very lucky man to have such a kind and beautiful wife.
A small peck on his lips broke him away from his thoughts as he froze.
Mikoto smiled at him softly, "I think our little genius is waiting for you."
Naruto shook his head and smiled as he touched his lips with his right hand. That was his first ever kiss (he is most definitely not counting the one with his Sasuke, his future son. That never happened. He also isn't counting that crazy seductress bitch, Fuka, who tried to kiss him to death. But she was pretty pretty if he does say so himself).
"You're right!" Naruto sprints back towards his son, "Chi-chan! You have to teach me how you did that!".
Itachi blushes brightly, "Father, can you please stop calling me that?" He then yelps as his father squeezes him against his chest, "Oh Chi-chan, you're absolutely adorable when you're embarrassed!"
"So, how do you like the new family pet?"
Judging by Mikoto's deadpanned face, it's safe to assume she loves him, "You brought a talking fox that you found from the forest, (what were you even doing in there anyways), and brought him home?"
See when she puts it like that, it sounds kind of stupid, "I am no meager talking fox you monkey! I am the mighty Kyuu- Mmmphgf," Naruto quickly covered the fox's mouth with his hand, "He's a bit special. I think he was hit too hard on the head."
Kurama is at the sized of a regular house cat with just one tail instead of his usual nine to signify his power level in this current state. All in all, he looks absolutely adorable with his bunny ears and small size.
"Mother, can we keep him?" Itachi looks up to his mother. Mikoto couldn't say no to her little boy no matter how much she didn't want the little critter. Itachi never asks for much.
"See? Even Chi-chan likes him!"
"Fine," she states in an exasperated tone, "But you have to take care him, Itachi-chan."
"I don't need some ningen to take care of me! Stupid Uchiha's. Oi Naruto, pour me a cup of coffee."
"Shut up you stupid furball! Do it yourself!"
"That's too much work." Kurama hops on top of Itachi's head, "Onward, monkey."
"Hai," Itachi salutes.
This is how the Kyuubi no Yoko, the mightiest of the Biju, became the family pet of the Uchiha main family.
So what do y'all think? Hopefully good things.
Errr, I have no idea what to do for the next chapter so tell me anything you think I should add.
Check out my other story, it's a PJO x Naruto crossover. I think it's pretty fly.