A/N: I added a rule to the summary so make sure to check that out. also Special thanks to batcatfan190 for the suggestion and for being the only one who bothered to read this damn story.
Suggestion: open the door and point a gun between his eyes.
Deadpool got out a gun and pointed it between the "monograms" eyes. Deadpool opened his mouth to speak but then a shotgun pumping noise went off. Deadpool looked to see a buff guy pointing a shotgun in his face. "motherfu-" Deadpool started before buff dude blew deadpools head off with the shotgun.
the buff dude knocked on the ceiling and said "yeah ninja you can come out of hiding, this job was easier than expected"
just then a ninja was a katana on his back slithered out from an above vent. buff dude grabbed DP threw him in the back of a van.
Hours Later
Deadpool awoke handcuffed to a chair in an interrogation room
"where am I?" Deadpool asked.
"An interrogation room," boomed a mysterious voice.
"Who are you," Deadpool asked.
"call me Gary Stue, the perfect character" Gary said.
"trust me with a face like that you're far from perfect," Deadpool said.
Gary back slapped Deadpool.
"to prove that I'm the perfect character we are to fistfight tomorrow," Gary declared, "if I win (which I will) I'll truly be the perfect character. if you win, then you just beat the perfect character."
he then snapped and 2 of his henchmen dragged Deadpool into a jail cell. Deadpool looked around for a way out.
so reader are we going to escape. if no then comment no, if yes then how are we going to escape.