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October 24

Dear Journal,

Our ruse worked. Naruto has been, annoyingly, staying over for months. We agreed we'd stay away from each other for the most part and we could train together when needed.

The girls have been staying away from me, and Sakura's been paying more attention to Naruto than ever.

Naruto's out of my hair for the most part, Sakura's avoiding eye contact with me, and life is so much simpler.

Thank God.

Signed,

Sasuke U.

Dear Sasuke's Diary,

I think they might be growing suspicious of us.

Sakura and Ino are whispering constantly.

Should we kiss again?

Naruto

Dear Naruto,

First, get out of my journal. This is my space.

Second, if you come near me in the next 24 hours, I will not hesitate to kill you.

Understand?