"Lola... Sweetie... WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!" Cherry soon snapped.
"Oh, you wanna know what's going on?" Lola replied. "I'll tell you what's going on! I'll tell you exactly what's going on!"
"Then quit the BS and tell us!" Lionel shouted.
"The Cosmetics Industry is made-up of sharks!" Lola said. "Well, not actual sharks, that'd be weird."
"Yeah, that's weird." Mo deadpanned.
"It'd be kind of amazing though," Lola then smiled in her own little tangent. "'Cuz they never stop swimming, so that would mean they'd never stop making cosmetics."
"Would you shut up and get to the point?!" Lionel asked angrily.
"Ten minutes ago, I created the world's most beautiful fragrance," Lola soon explained. "I know that sounds braggy, but it's a fact. I know perfume, and I also know that this bottle is worth millions, maybe billions! And everyone who's anyone in the Beauty Industry is gonna want it. I bet they were spying on me with binoculars from across the street."
"No one was spying on you with binoculars." Bugs deadpanned.
"You're just nuts." Lionel added.
"I've been working on creating this fragrance for years!" Lola defended. "Surely I'm on everyone's radar in the Cosmetic Industry!"
"Don't call me Shirley." Cherry replied.
"De-lusional." Sokka remarked, doing the cuckoo sign with his finger.
"I'm probably being bugged right now!" Lola told them.
"Oh, no, we're the ones being bugged." Bugs rolled his eyes.
"Okay, you know what? Drive to Paris." Lola said.
"Are you whacked in the head?" Katara asked. "You can't drive to France!"
"Yeah, you gotta fly, Bunny." Cherry added.
"Then take me to the airport!" Lola demanded.
"I hope you know that your fare will be through the roof after this." Aang stated.
Bugs soon screeched on the tires. Cherry fell out of the seat this time, muffling on the floor.
"I'm not taking you anywhere." Bugs glared to Lola.
Lionel quickly picked Cherry up and dusted her off.
Cherry coughed and sputtered a bit. "Ugh... Leftover candy mint."
"Good as new!" Lionel exclaimed. "You, not the mint. That's never gonna be good as new."
"Thank you, Lionel." Atticus said.
"Thank you, Lionel," Cherry repeated, rolling her eyes. "I was gonna say it!"
"Well, lady, I'm afraid you're gonna have to get to Paris with someone else's help." Bugs crossed his arms against Lola.
"Um... No problem," Lionel replied with a shrug. "But seriously, unless you know an airplane pilot, you are squat outta luck."
"Ugh... Is this about the money I owe you?" Lola asked Bugs. "What was it, 20 bucks? You're not gonna help me for 20 bucks?!"
"Not that I'm counting, but, uh..." Bugs replied, gesturing to the fare that was going up to at least $172 and counting.
Lola gulped from that before muttering. "Good thing I'm gonna be rich..." she then looked back to Bugs. "Look, I'll promise I'll pay you. Look, there's a bank right there. We can do it right now."
"Somehow I doubt this is going to be as easy as you say." Lionel replied.
"I insist," Lola said before leaving the taxi cab. "My mother taught me to always repay your debts. Or was it always brush your hair before bed? Oh, because these are my ears. It was always repay your debts." she then dragged Bugs out of the cab before running with him.
"Well... Do we stay or do we go?" Katara asked.
"I'm outta here... Nope... No one can make me stay... Bye-Bye." Cherry said as she walked off.
"Hey, wait up!" Lionel replied as he followed behind.
"Those guys have the right idea." Sokka replied as he got out of the car and followed.
"Heh... Suckers..." Cherry smirked.
"You don't wanna help Bugs Bunny after all he's done for us?" Atticus asked Cherry.
"I wanna help him too, but this is so boring!" Lionel replied.
"No one said it had to be all excitement all the time," Atticus said. "Bugs is our friend."
"I know..." Cherry rolled her eyes.
"Maybe, but his adventures are never this boring!" Sokka groused.
"Try telling that to Aang." Toph said stoically.
Aang was seen going in the bank with Bugs and Lola despite their arguments.
"I swear, we should get a leash for him or something." Sokka grumbled.
They soon went into the bank to go after Aang.
"Aang?!" Mo called out.
They walked into the bank and looked around for the air-bender and the two anthropomorphic bunnies. Inside they saw Bugs, Aang and Lola, waiting behind a short man in a cowboy hat, a large mustache, and a cowboy outfit as he scribbled something down.
"Well, it doesn't seem like anything major happened..." Katara commented.
"How sad." Cherry remarked.
"Next customer?" A teller called out.
"Just a minute!" The diminutive cowboy remarked. "I'm busy here!"
"What the heck were you thinking, Aang? Running off like that!" Sokka chastised the boy.
"I didn't run, I just wanted to see what Bugs and Lola were doing." Aang replied.
"Well, it wouldn't have killed you to at least let us know beforehand!" Sokka replied.
"Heh... Sorry, guys." Aang smiled sheepishly.
"I wonder about you sometimes." Toph said to him.
"Uh, sir?" Asked the woman.
"Dadgummit, ya can't rush a bank robbery!" The man replied as everyone gasped in shock. "Uh... Ah mean..." The man replied, before doing a goofy dance off to the side.
"Nice cover." Cherry deadpanned.
"You want that in 50's or 20's?" Lola smiled to Bugs. "Or how about 10's? I love a 10. Or are you a coin guy? Get a bunch of coins rattling in your pocket?"
"I don't care," Bugs shrugged. "Whatever."
"Next customer!" The desk lady said, and Lola went to the counter, with Bugs following behind. As Lola began talking, Bugs noticed the TV inside the bank.
It mentioned that he and Lola were now on the FBI Most Wanted List, with a $500,000 reward to whoever turned them in.
"We gotta get outta here." Bugs told Lola as he pulled her towards the door.
Unfortunately, the cowboy, Yosemite Sam, had also noticed the TV and was beginning to think of a way he could still profit from this.
"This is gonna be one of those days, isn't it?" Cherry commented.
"Yup." Atticus told her.
"Obviously." Mo nodded.
"When is it not?" Lionel asked.
Cherry just sighed and stretched a little, but she didn't complain.
"Huh?" Yosemite Sam asked once he saw the bunny duo and looked up to the TV screen.
Bugs and Lola looked around as they came out the door to get out of the bank. Yosemite Sam chuckled darkly, ripping up his note and soon went to chase after them as he would be rich in their capture.
"What about your money?" Lola asked.
"Get in the cab!" Bugs told her.
"You're not a-goin' anywhere!" Yosemite Sam told the group, and Bugs quickly put his hands up. "Now git in the truck!"
"I thought you just said we're not 'a-goin' anywhere'?" Lola deadpanned.
"What?" Yosemite Sam replied.
"You said 'yer not a-goin' anywhere'!" Lola imitated as she explained. "So do you want us to go anywhere or not go anywhere?"
Yosemite Sam groaned at this. "Fine. Don't go anywhere except for into mah truck!" he explained.
They soon walked off against their will, passing the truck.
"Maybe... Maybe not." Toph said as she got ready to earth-bend Yosemite Sam away from them.
Bugs glanced down at the mudflaps on the truck. "Is that you on those?" he asked.
"It was a side-business," Yosemite Sam replied. "I used 'em as bath mats. You want a set?"
"I'm good, thanks," Bugs replied.
"Git in!" Yosemite Sam snapped, poking Bugs with his pistol as he forced him into the truck.
Toph snarled as she lifted the ground underneath Sam and soon threw him far away with her hands.
"YAAAAAAUGH!" Yosemite Sam yelled as he was sent flying.
"Well, that's one less nuisance to deal with," Lionel sighed. "Kudos, Toph."
"No problem," Toph said. "Now, let's get out of here before anything else happens."
"With me here, it will," Cherry sighed. "I feel like I'm cursed with Murphy's Law or something like Ben Stiller in those movies with Robert DeNiro."
Lionel shrugged as they walked off. Somehow, Yosemite Sam came back, taking Bugs and Lola into his truck.
Sokka rolled his eyes. "Well, this is just peachy," he remarked. "What else could happen?"
Suddenly, several waves of police cars came up to surround the truck.
"You had to ask." Lionel replied.
"Heh... It wasn't me this time." Cherry smirked.
"That's their best response time." Yosemite Sam commented.
The cops all aimed their guns at Sam's truck.
"Hand over the wabbits!" Elmer announced through a bullhorn.
"Oh, great, it's the Fudd," Cherry said, smirking at her weak joke. "Get it? Like, 'It's the fuzz'?!"
Lionel snickered at that.
"Hand over the money!" Yosemite Sam glared.
"You'll get your weward when we get the suspects in custody!" Fudd retorted.
"Suspects?!" Lola gasped. "What're we suspected of?"
"You clearly weren't paying attention..." Lionel remarked.
"We're not a we," Bugs told Lola. "I don't know what you've done, I haven't done anything."
"Nice try, Government Man!" Yosemite Sam mocked Fudd. "I wants my money first!"
"You dunno what you're dealing with," Elmer replied. "Hand over the wabbits and you'll get your woot."
"Oh, like the IRS promised not to garnish my wages?" Yosemite Sam scoffed. "They garnished 'em! Now give me my 500 Gs!"
"Fowget about the money," Elmer replied. "What she's got is the most valuable thing on the pwanet!"
"Of course," Lionel realized. "Without even knowing it, Lola has concocted some sort of unusual formula and thinks it's some kind of perfume!"
"Well, that's very flattering." Lola smiled.
"Most valuable thing on the planet?" Yosemite Sam replied. "Then the price just went up! I wants a zillion dollars, and I wants it now or I'm a-gonna shoot!"
"What?!" Bugs and Lola gasped.
"It's just a water pistol," Yosemite Sam explained as he squirted Bugs in the face. "But I'm a-feeling boxed in, and when I'm boxed in, I gotta shoot mah way out!"
The others sweat-dropped a bit to that. The police soon shot their guns at Yosemite Sam to get him to cooperate.
"This is crazy!" Cherry cried out as she ducked down to the floor.
"Then let's get going," Lionel replied. "Riot shield!" he conjured a bullet shield to protect them.
Bugs soon took Lola out the door and they hid under the truck.
"Yee-haw!" Yosemite Sam called out as he shot water against the bullets. "Hmm... Guns do have a way of esclatin' a 'sitiation'."
"That guy's an idiot..." Atticus commented.
"I know!" Lionel replied. "Who brings a damn squirt gun instead of a real gun to rob a bank?"
"I don't think even Blazing Saddles made that joke, and that's a Western spoof movie." Cherry shook her head in dismissal.
"Ah, well..." Lionel shrugged. "Let's just get moving."
They soon heard the ringing of a cell phone.
"Hello?" Lola answered.
"Lola, it's Giovanni," The voice replied. "Just called to say you left your purse here after I fired you."
"Who's Giovanni?" Atticus asked Cherry.
"Her boss?" Cherry shrugged to him.
"Oh, thank goodness!" Lola smiled. "Giovanni, listen to me. I did it! I created my perfume, and it's perfect! I'm trying to get it to Paris, but people are after me! I mean, I always knew the Cosmetic Industry was cut-throat, but I thought that was just an expression! Whoever it is, they're going to kill me for it!"
"Lola, nobody is trying to kill you." Giovanni sighed.
"Oh, really?" Lola replied, holding out her phone so he could hear the violence. "Call the House of Mousse Tech! Tell them Lola Bunny has her next big fragrance and she's on her way!"
Just then a stray bullet bounced under the car and shot through her phone, breaking it apart.
"Jeez!" Cherry gasped to that.
Lola let out a scream to that.
"Aaaand your phone is gone," Lionel replied. "This is why the bullet shield."
Lola looked around before finding a way out for all of them. "Come on!"
"You sure you don't have to make another phone call?" Bugs scoffed.
Lola grabbed his hand and pulled him down into the sewers.
"Looks like we're going down. Hazmat suits activate!" Lionel replied as hazmat suits formed around himself and his friends.
The others soon went to go and join in.
"Ugh..." Cherry groaned, but soon followed after.
"Don't worry, this is why I gave us all hazmat suits," Lionel replied. "And anything inhaled from outside is filtered through the suit as clean, breathable, air that doesn't smell like the feces of a million people!"
Bugs and Lola soon landed next.
"What're you, crazy?" Bugs asked Lola.
"All right, trust me," Lola smirked. "I know my way around the New York City sewage system."
"Do I even want to know how you know that?" asked Lionel as they waded through the tunnels.
"I feel like we're better off in the dark, but she's gonna tell us anyway." Cherry murmured.
They soon walked about, following after Lola. And as they did, she began rambling on about eating hotdogs, which eventually trailed into her explaining that she travels by sewer so she doesn't have to see how disappointed the hot dog salesman looks every day when she doesn't visit. Cherry let out a long-suffering groan. They soon came into a boat and Lola traveled with them like they were on a Gondola in Venice, Italy. And Lola continued talking as Lionel made soundproof headphones for the group and passed them out evenly.
