MRRN CHIBI

Episode 2: Where's the Food?

Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY Chibi. All rights go to Rooster Teeth.

Nasser walked down the streets of Vale, drinking from a cup of soda that he had bought from the corner store recently. To his dismay, Sun walked up to him from the other side.

"Hey, man," he greeted, much to Nasser's annoyance.

"What do you want?" he greeted hostilely. Sun's face dropped.

"Come on, man," he insisted. "Why do you have to treat me like that? Seriously?"

"Oh, I'm not sure," Nasser responded sarcastically. "Could it because…what was it? It's on the tip of my tongue…oh, yeah. IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A THIEF!" He roared into Sun's face, messing up his hair badly and leaving him dazed.

Unknown to Nasser, Neptune was sneaking up from behind him with a sneaky smirk on his face. The green themed member of MRRN didn't notice him until he smacked the cup of soda from his hand, then hiding behind a trashcan.

"My soda!" he exclaimed. "What just-?"

"Littering!" Sun shouted, having put his detective mustache on. Nasser looked back at Sun with an unamused face.

"What are you doing?" he questioned.

"I'm a Junior Detective and I just caught you littering," Sun responded, presenting his badge.

"And you're coming with us," Neptune added, putting his own mustache on. Nasser stood still for several moments before bursting to a mocking fit of laughter, pointing fingers at the two members of Team SSSN.

"What is so funny?" Neptune questioned.

"You idiots are Junior Detectives!?" he laughed hysterically. "Geez, the standards for law enforcement must be really low!" He continued laughing, much to the ire of Sun and Neptune.

"Hey, we're Junior Detective material!" Sun barked. Nasser shook his head, still laughing.

"Sun, you don't even obey the law!" Sun looked back and forth between the screen and Nasser several times nervously.

"I prefer 'play by my own rules'," the Monkey Faunus answered.

"There they are!" an elderly woman shouted, pointing to Sun and Neptune. "They're the ones impersonating law enforcement!"

"Run for it!" Sun shouted as he and Neptune took off, all the while Nasser was still laughing.

"Junior Detectives," he chuckled, finally getting over his laughing fit. "More like 'Junior Dumbbells'."

-Robin twirls his bow around with a cocky smirk and raised eyebrow before accidentally tossing it too high and causing a spotlight to fall. He rushes over and pulls the curtain to the next scene-

"There we go," Coco told her boyfriend, having thrown fashionable clothes on him as they walked onto the faintly lit stage.

"So, how many clothes do we need to try on?" Robin questioned, tugging at the tie he was wearing.

"Lots of 'em," Coco replied before pulling out dozens of clothes' lines, both men's and women's. "We have a fashion show to do and you're going to help me."

"Fashion show?" Robin asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yep," Velvet confirmed as she walked out with a camera. "I'll be the photographer, so…let's get started."

Coco and Robin put on various clothes and posed for the camera. During that, Robin tried to steal kisses from his girlfriend several times, but she kept blocking him. Finally, as the show concluded, Robin swept Coco off her feet and laid a passionate kiss on her lips.

"Uh…should I take that one?" Velvet asked nervously as Coco and Robin sucked faces.

"Guys?" No response from them. Velvet sighed and took the picture.

"This is what I get for being nice," she snarked with a flat expression.

-Math jumps out from the screen, holds his sword downward and drives it into the ground-

Math walked over to the fridge, wanting to put one of the pizzas he bought in the oven. His mind was occupied with the thought of tasting cheese stuffed crust pizza as he opened the door-

"Where's all the pizza!?" he cried out, noticing that all five pizzas were gone. "Where did they go?!"

BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!

The entire ground shook from the noise, making him think that an earthquake has happening. The shelves shook, dust shook from the ceiling and some of the chairs fell down.

"What…?" he wondered before Ruo walked into the lounge, waving his hand in front of his face to get rid of the smell of his belch.

"Ruo," Math addressed, making the White Tiger freeze in his tracks. "Where's the pizza?"

"Uhhhh…." Ruo spoke, but couldn't come up with an answer. "Maybe Nora ate them."

"No, I didn't!" Nora shouted from offscreen. "Though I admit that I-"

BBBBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!

The whole ground shook again, causing more furniture to tumble and fall down and food to pour out of the opened door to the fridge. Math and Ruo fell down as the shaking ground was too unstable for them to stand.

"I did have all the pancakes," she confessed shamelessly. "But Ruo ate all the pizza." Math glared over at Ruo…then a chase ensued.

"You glutton!" Math shouted to the White Tiger. "How can you eat so much food and stay in shape!? Seriously!?"

-Nasser stood in the center of the screen, twirling one of his chained knives with a smirk as he slowly picked up speed. He then accidentally hit himself in the head, causing him to fall and the screen to shatter-

"It is I, Nasser the Human Cannonball!" Nasser spoke as he stood atop a cannon in front of an audience outside.

"Today, I shall attempt to launch myself to the top of Beacon Tower! My assistant, here-"

"Teammate," Ruo groaned as he held up a camera, making Nasser frown.

"He will record me going over Beacon Tower with no difficulties," the Achdarr proudly claimed before climbing into the cannon. "Okay, light the fuse."

"This will end terribly," Ruo snarked before using Huzhao to light the fuse of the cannon and then moving to catch the spectacle on camera.

The cannon fired, launching Nasser into the air. He appeared to be going over Beacon Tower…but flew right into the glass of Ozpin's office instead.

"Ohhh," Ruo groaned in fear before turning invisible and throwing the camera away.