Stage 2: Desert Level

"Naruto."

"Yeah?"

"What're you doing?"

"Chewing on a leaf."

Sasuke pinched the bridge of his nose. "I mean... I can see that. Just... why?" he pressed.

Naruto, sitting on a stump, stared up at him, eyes wide. "This is supposed to have medicinal properties. It'll heal me, like a few health points, I guess," answered Naruto.

Sasuke stared at Naruto. Then pointed at Sakura who stood a couple feet away. Also staring.

"Why don't you just go to Sakura instead of chewing on a plant?"

Naruto shrugged a shoulder. "An old lady in a cave told me this would heal me a couple points. So I wanted to try it. I guess I feel a little better," Naruto answered.

Sasuke turned around to look at Sakura, who just shook her head.

"Where'd you even get that?" Sasuke then pressed.

Naruto's expression brightened. "Oh! Off that big spider we killed yesterday."

Sakura's forehead wrinkled. "Why... how... How would a spider be carrying a medicinal herb?" she demanded.

Naruto shrugged again. "In its... inventory, I guess?"

Both Sasuke and Sakura turned around to look pleadingly at Kakashi. "Do you understand him"" Sakura asked.

"I rarely understand anything the three of you talk about," answered Kakashi before burying his nose deeper in his battered book.

Once their party united, they took the quiet merchant's path through the forests. Where the biggest danger were the occasional mosquitoes that swarmed them whenever they passed by water.

After several days, the terrain grew more and more rocky. And the lush carpet of moss and plants began to turn scraggly. Withering up until all that was left was stone and sand. Soon, even those plants disappeared, and they found themselves on the edge of a massive desert.

"We don't have the supplies for this," Neji warned as they surveyed the area.

"And where are we even going anyway?" Sakura then demanded, turning to Naruto.

"Oh, shit. Did I not show you the map?" Naruto replied. He set his pack down to pull a map from inside. It was made of tattered parchment. He glanced around before Sasuke pointed at a slab of rock jutting out of the ground. Nodding, Naruto walked over to it to spread the map open. Everyone followed to look at it.

"So, we're... here," Naruto said. He pointed to a spot on the map. Neji leaned over to nudge Naruto's finger into the right spot. Naruto gave a sheepish laugh. Sakura pinched the bridge of her nose.

"And we gotta go all the way up to the Deadman's Peak," explained Naruto. The tip of his finger traced a path through the desert, through a stretch of blue, and then up a jagged mountain range on the other side. "There's an ancient temple that's supposed to house a portal to the Abyss."

"And once we're there, what do we do? 'Hey there, Demon King' and-" Tenten interrupted. And then she made a jabbing gesture as she blew a raspberry. Neji snorted beside her.

"Well, no. I'm supposed to get some legendary weapon along the way. It's at the bottom of the Sleeping Gulf," Naruto recited as he recalled some sort of prophecy.

"Naruto," Sakura called.

Eyes bright, Naruto lifted his head to look at her. "Yeah, Sakura?"

"Isn't the Sleeping Gulf a sea?" she inquired. She pointed at the looping letters that spelled out the name.

Naruto glanced down at her finger, then back up at her face to nod. "Yep."

Just to confirm that she wasn't losing her mind, Sakura looked over her shoulder at the rest of the party. Neji shook his head, as if to warn her that it was pointless to have this conversation. Kisame also made a face as he squinted down at the map. Sasuke didn't give her any sort of reaction- just stared off into the distance.

"Naruto, can you swim?" Sakura queried.

Naruto gave a cheerful "nope", lips popping at the end of the word.

Sakura nodded a little. "Okay, well, do you have some kind of artifact to get us there, then?"

Naruto shook his head. Normally, this was the part where Sasuke made a sarcastic remark. Oddly enough, he remained silent. Instead, he began very slowly rubbing his temples.

Sakura nodded again. "Fine. Last question."

"Uh-huh?"

"Then what are we supposed to do?" questioned Sakura, a sweet smile curving her lips.

Naruto shrugged. "I figured someone would come up with a plan. This kind of stuff always just works out, right?" he replied.

As Sasuke's expression turned murderous, Kakashi, who had read the warning signs in his face, seized him by the back of the cloak. At the same time, Sakura grabbed his hand before he had a chance to grab an arrow from the quiver on his back.

"Okay. Just wanted to make sure we were on the same page," Sakura declared in a light voice.

"He's gonna get us killed," Sasuke growled.

"I know. I know," Sakura sighed. She used her other hand to pat his back.

They both looked up when they felt a hand clap down on their shoulders. It was Kisame, who gave them a smile.

"I saw a town a few miles back. Let's get drunk," he suggested.

"Fine," Sasuke agreed right away.

"Tenten, let's go!" Sakura called over her shoulder as she followed after them.

"Wait for me!" Naruto yelled, scrambling to fold his map up.

They got uproariously drunk. The kind of drunk where the room started to spin when they turned their heads too fast.

"Tenten," Sakura said, patting the back of the other woman's hand.

"Yeah?" A smile on her lips, Tenten turned to her. "What?"

"I'm..." Sakura paused to hiccup and then tried again. "I'm so glad you're here." And then she leaned in closer. Tenten copied her.

"I mean, like... do you- do you see what I have to put up with?" Sakura added. And then both of them looked over at Naruto attempting to chug down an entire tankard of ale. This wouldn't have been that impressive had they not noticed the five empty tankards sitting beside him. His feat had gathered a small crowd of spectators. A roar of approval rose when Naruto banged his tankard on the table and demanded another.

Across from Naruto sat Kisame, who was the loudest voice encouraging him to keep drinking. Sasuke sat beside Naruto, still scowling. The plus side was that he didn't seem intent on attacking Naruto anymore. Asuma had struck up a conversation with a troupe of traveling musicians on the other side of the tavern. His easy smile made it easy for him to ingratiate himself with almost anyone, Sakura had noticed. Kakashi sat in a corner where he had a clear view of both everyone in their party and the door.

Sakura's eyes returned to Naruto when she heard him cough. He sputtered on his drink, drawing more laughter and some jeers as they urged him to finish. She wondered whether they had a tab riding on what seemed to be a rather intense competition.

"The bartender says that if someone vomits, we need to clean it up," Neji announced as he set more drinks down in front of them.

"Lovely," muttered Tenten. And then she shared a snicker with Neji as they stole glances at the grizzled old man staring at them from behind the bar. Sakura barely even noticed this interaction as she heard Naruto slam down his empty drink. Another cheer rose from the crowd that had gathered around his table on the other side of the room.

Sakura continued watching a little longer before she raised her right hand. Her holy symbol hung from a golden chain that she kept wrapped around her forearm. It was probably meant to be worn around the neck, but she preferred it closer to her hand. Plus, the gold eagle was a beautiful work of craftsmanship.

Tenten's eyes followed her as she cast a little spell. Sparkles appeared around the tankards that had just arrived at Naruto's table. None of the people who grabbed the drinks seemed to notice anything unusual.

"What was that?" asked Tenten.

"I purified their drinks. It'll taste the same, but there's no alcohol in them," Sakura explained. She watched as Naruto and Kisame each took huge gulps. Their eyes locked and they both began chugging as quickly as possible. "That should keep them from getting too drunk. For now," she added.

"Cool. Could you do that for ours, too?" Tenten then queried.

Sakura turned her attention to their tankards.

"I mean, yeah, I could," she admitted.

"Well don't. We need to get more drunk," Tenten then instructed. She grabbed the handle of her drink. Laughing, Sakura lifted hers to knock it against Tenten's. And then they looked at Neji, waiting. He heaved a sigh, a smile crossing his face as he obliged them with a knock of his drink too.

After another hour or so, Tenten complained of a headache and went to get some air. Before Sakura could suggest that Neji go with her, he turned to give her a pointed look.

"Go. Go," she urged him with flaps of her hand. Neji hesitated to look around the room. He locked eyes with Kakashi before he looked at Sakura. Kakashi dipped his head. And then Neji was out of his chair to hurry after Tenten, who apparently was prone to starting fights when she drank too much.

Sakura watched him, a smirk on her lips. She hadn't understood what Sasuke had meant all those weeks back. Why would Tenten be the reason why Neji was so tolerant of other races? Elves, especially sun elves, were well-known for their superiority complex. It was the sort of arrogance that rubbed most people the wrong way. But after spending every day together with them, Sakura finally got it. Caught the way his gaze lingered on her. How he smiled just listening to her speak. She wondered whether Tenten had any idea of the elf's complete infatuation with her.

"Well hello there, pretty lady."

Sakura clicked her tongue as someone sat down across from her.

Across the room, Kisame's head perked up as he heard the slurred pick-up line. Sakura had the expression of someone trying to ignore a mosquito whining in her ear. In front of her sat one of the bar's other patrons, who had been quietly sitting by himself up until now. As he leaned in to speak, Sakura wrinkled her nose.

Kisame slammed his tankard down. Wiping the foam on his mouth with the back of his hand, he got out of his chair. But as he took a step forward, he saw both Sasuke and Naruto shaking their heads.

"Don't bother. It's faster if she handles it," Naruto assured him.

"Five gold that she sends him flying across the room," Sasuke bet.

"Nah. She's gonna set his cloak on fire," insisted Naruto. And when they both noticed Kisame still standing, they motioned for him to sit. Grunting, Kisame eased back down in his seat, glaring.

Across the room, Sakura heaved a sigh. She had tried telling her unwelcome companion that she was waiting for her friends to return. And that she wasn't interested in any more company. But the man just went on rambling about himself, her beauty, and mostly himself.

As she began to feel a headache building in her temples, Sakura spoke again: "Hey. Buddy."

"Yeah, angel?"

Sakura finally looked up, resting her chin in her hand. "How about you go fuck yourself?" she suggested with a sweet smile. And then she opened her mouth to release a flood of black insects.

"Holy fuck!" the man exclaimed, stumbling backwards.

A few of the tavern's other patrons jumped out of their seats too until they saw that the insects only followed the man as he ran around the room. Some grumbled as he knocked into their tables, sloshing their drinks. As the bugs caught up to him, they began biting his neck, his hands, even his face. Screaming, he burst out of the tavern, coughing when some of the bugs flew into his mouth.

He took off into the night, squeals of terror mingling with the fading buzz of insect wings.

Sakura closed her mouth. A funny look crossed her face. She spat out one last bug into her hand. It gave a pitiful whine as it took off into the air, trying to catch up to the rest of the horde.

Naruto and Kisame roared with laughter, fists banging against the table. Sasuke smirked as he took another gulp of his alcohol. He scooted over as Sakura settled in beside him.

"I'm curious about something," Kisame suddenly said. Everyone looked at him.

"If that's what he gets on the first date, what does he get on the second?"

Naruto burst into hysterical giggles. Sakura kept a straight face for about five seconds before she threw her head back and laughed too.

When Tenten and Neji re-entered the room a couple minutes later, they found Sakura and Naruto both howling with laughter. Naruto banged his fists on the table. Sakura sat with her head pillowed on her arms, just her back shaking. It almost looked like she was crying until she lifted her head and they could see her bright red cheeks.

"You should've told him to buzz off," Kisame suggested. This was evidently not the first pun he had unleashed because Sasuke groaned, his forehead hitting the table.

The following morning, their party was back on the road. Although Tenten and Asuma winced a little at the sunlight, they seemed to otherwise be in fine shape. Even Naruto, who had earned death glares from the barkeep for drinking an entire cask, was sprightly as they headed down the dirt path.

Kisame squinted at Naruto's back. And then he hung back a little to fall into step with Sakura. She shook her head when he offered his canteen of water.

"So... Doc," he said.

"Yeah?"

"You seem kind of winded," Kisame began.

"Do I?" Sakura answered with a smile.

But Kisame went on. "Yeah. Almost like you're tired from casting some kind of healing spell on all of us or something," he observed.

Sakura looked away from him. But she glanced back when he didn't say anything else. He was studying her. Black eyes narrowed as he seemed to measure her.

"Why would you burn a spell slot for something like that?" he wondered.

It was Sakura's turn to give him a look.

"Is wanting my friends to not suffer weird to you?" she asked in return, scowling. Kisame stood dumbfounded as she trudged on. But then she glanced over her shoulder at him to add: "Besides, Sasuke whines non-stop when he's hungover. Come on. We're falling behind."

It took a full day to stock up on all the supplies they would need to travel through the desert wasteland. Once they ventured onto the hot sand, the complaints began. The only exception was Sasuke. As a fire genasi, he was part flame and therefore unbothered by any additional heat. His lack of discomfort offended Sakura, who spared no opportunity to glare at him.

"Sasuke," she called.

"Yeah?" he heaved a sigh. Already rolling his eyes.

"I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, I hate you right now," she informed him. She squinted up at the sun, then at Sasuke's sweat-free form.

"Thank you for that update," he responded, not looking back at her.

"If we have to kill one more poisonous snake, I'm gonna lose my mind," grumbled Kisame, wiping sweat from his brow.

"You know, if you remove the venom sacs correctly, those are pretty tasty," Sasuke pointed out, gesturing to the long corpses strewn across the sand.

Sakura stifled a giggle as Kisame grumbled where Sasuke could shove those venom sacs. But that laugh disappeared as they felt a rumble under their feet. The ground beneath them began to shift. Slowly, they could see scales. Gleaming eyes. Sharp fangs.

They scrambled backward, grasping for weapons as a gigantic snake rose from its hiding place in the sand. It opened its mouth to let out a hiss.

"...Well... shit," Kakashi muttered. Before anyone could talk strategy, Naruto charged at the enormous serpent, greataxe swinging through the air.

"I like your style, kid!" roared Kisame, charging right after him.

Groaning, Sasuke turned to Sakura to share at least one commiserating look. Instead, he found her chasing Naruto, trying to grab him so she could cast resistance over him. When he jumped out of her reach, Sakura ground her back molars together.

"Ah, screw it," Sakura snapped. She extended her hand, holy symbol glowing as she conjured a spiritual weapon. Which was a spear that jabbed into the side of the snake. It let out a shriek of agony as purple blood spurting from the wound.

"Nice!" laughed Naruto as he brought his axe down on the snake's tail.

The fight itself wasn't so difficult. It ended rather cleanly with Naruto severing its head from the rest of its body. All was well until a young dragon stumbled out of its cave, drawn by the smell of blood. It opened its mouth to spray their party with fire. Tenten and Sasuke easily leapt out of the way. So did Kakashi and Asuma. Naruto was close enough that he grabbed Sakura and raised his shield just in time to protect them from the blast of heat.

But the flames engulfed Neji's arm and shoulder as he dodged a second too late. Kisame grabbed him by the cloak and yanked him out of the way. He threw him to the ground, smacking his hair and clothes to put out the flames.

"Asuma, back me up!" Tenten called as she rolled out from behind her cover to throw several knives at the dragon. Some bounced harmlessly off the tough hide. One burrowed into the soft spot on its throat. It roared in response.

"Got it!" yelled Asuma in return.

"Naruto, get me to Neji," Sakura said, shaking his arm a little. Without hesitation, Naruto grabbed her and threw her as hard as he could across the sand. She collided with Kisame's back. She didn't have time to apologize as she shoved past him.

Neji grit his teeth, good hand clenching into the sand. Through the singed fabric of his shirt, she could see his skin- red and shiny. Already blistering where it had come into contact with the flames. They could hear the dragon unleash another roar as it swiped its claw out toward them. Sasuke's swords slashed down onto its foot. A shriek filled the air as the beast turned on Sasuke instead, momentarily distracted.

"This is gonna hurt," Sakura warned. Before Neji could ask, she placed her hand on his raw skin and recited the spell that would knit his skin back together. The downside was that meant that all his nerve endings regrew together along with his skin. Sakura knew first-hand how excruciating it could be. Which was why Sakura was unsurprised when Neji cried out.

The dragon, which had been bashing the ground with a spiked tail, froze. Smoke puffing from its nostrils, it turned back toward them.

"Fuck fuck fuck- Sakura! Look out!" Naruto shouted.

As the scales around the dragon's throat began to glow, Sakura could see more smoke billowing from its mouth. Throwing her hand up, she drew on her magic to cast a command spell on it. She wasn't even sure whether the spell had taken hold before she screamed, "STOP!" as loudly as she could.

And for a moment, the dragon froze. It stood there, glaring at her with bloodshot eyes.

"Cool. My turn!"

The dragon turned in the direction of the voice right in time for Naruto's javelin to pierce its right eye. The screech that left its mouth made Sakura's ears ring.

"Alright. Time to go, folks," Kakashi announced, shuffling away from the dragon.

"Naruto, you idiot! Warn us before you pull shit like this!" Sasuke howled. He grabbed a fistful of Asuma's shirt and hauled him to his feet.

"Sorry!" Naruto yelled right back as he fled.

Sakura's gaze flickered from the enraged dragon to Neji still lying in the sand. As she tried to figure out how best to move him, Kisame scooped her up and tossed her over his shoulder. At the same time, he did the same for Neji and threw him over his other shoulder. And then he began running as fast as he could.

A column of swirling flame erupted from the dragon's jaws.

"Run faster!" she yelped, slapping Kisame's back. But even as he raced across the sand, she could see the tongues of flames drawing closer and closer. Squeezing her eyes shut, she cast a shield around Kisame, praying that it would be enough to protect all three of them.

"Shit!" Sakura exclaimed as the flash of heat burned across her hand.
The falcon emblem fell from her grasp, landing in the sand. But besides the stinging in her palm, everything else seemed alright. When she squeezed one eye open, she understood why.

Neji, barely conscious, had managed to conjure a sleet storm over the beast. As the snow and rain pelted the sand, they extinguished the flame. The dragon scrabbled for purchase on the slick ice that had covered the sand. It huffed more fire as it struggled to gain its footing. But after a moment, it skid on a particularly slick patch and fell to the ground.

"Eat shit, dragon tits!" Tenten howled as she raised her crossbow and unleashed a bolt in the dragon's direction. The scaly beast writhed as the bolt drove deep into its side.

"Kill it! I'm almost out of spell slots!" Sakura called to no one in particular.

"Dibs!" Naruto whooped as he raised his greataxe.

"Put your back into it, kid!" Kisame reminded him. And then, a moment later, Kisame added in a smaller voice, "Oh, shit, the ice."

"Oh," Sakura and Neji both said.

Everyone watched as Naruto slipped. His momentum sent him barreling straight into the dragon, the blade of his axe plunging into the moaning creature's chest.

"Oh, nevermind. That was good," Sakura sighed with relief.

"OW!"

With its final breath, the dragon mustered enough energy to smash its tail into Naruto's chest, knocking him to the ground.

"... sort of," Sakura amended.

Everyone waited to make sure that the dragon had stopped moving before they slowly began moving. Tenten hunted down the weapons she had dropped in her hurry. And once she had collected those, she climbed atop the fallen beast to wrench her knives from its leathery flesh.

"Owwww. Sakuraaaa. Fix me!" Naruto whined, waving a hand in no particular direction. The front of his shirt was soaked dark red as his blood soaked through. It couldn't have been anything too serious from the way he was both conscious and speaking. But Sakura still didn't feel like risking it.

"Do you want me to take you over there?" asked Kisame.

Sakura glanced at him. She had forgotten that she was still flopped over Kisame's shoulder. She noticed a faint scar running along the side of his neck, all the way from behind his ear, disappearing into his shirt.

"Nah. This one's verbal. I don't have to touch him," she replied.

Closing her eyes, Sakura muttered the healing prayer that she had learned many years ago. Green light encased her hand. As the divine energy flowed through her, the red streak on her hand shrunk and faded. And from on top of the melting ice, she heard Naruto inform her, "Thanks, Sakura! I'm good!"

Kisame looked from Sakura to Neji. He scratched his nose as he thought. And then he said, "You know, you guys can get down now."

"Don't feel like it," Sakura responded.

"Your shoulder is really comfortable," Neji agreed.

Glowering, Kisame shrugged and sent both of them tumbling into the sand.

By the time they'd gathered their things (and Kakashi, for some reason, had harvested some of the dragon's teeth of all things), it was time to start thinking about setting up camp. Kakashi started a fire while Asuma went to explore the dragon's cave to see if they could take shelter inside. As Sasuke went looking for water, Sakura patted her bare wrist. She searched her pockets.

"Ah, shit, I think I lost my holy symbol," she announced.

Naruto's ears perked up. Throwing his head back, he cupped his hands around his mouth.

"Sasuke!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.

Tenten snorted, hand on her hips. "Naruto, there's no way he'll hear you."

Ignoring her, Naruto tried again. Louder this time. "SASUKE!"

And then, there was a faint reply from far away.

"What?!"

Kisame let out a snort. Neji shook his head in disbelief.

"Sakura lost her holy symbol!"

There was a pause. And then Sasuke called, "Her what?"

Naruto wrinkled his nose. "Her necklace, stupid!"

There was an even longer pause.

"Then find it, stupid!"

Naruto tilted his head to one side as he considered that. "Oh yeah." And then he spun around once, staring at the sand surrounding them on all sides.

"Where'd you last have your necklace thingy, Sakura? Sakura?"

Naruto turned back around to find Sakura squatting in the sand, her head in her hands. He rushed over to her.

"Are you alright? Are you sick? Is it because you don't have your god necklace?" babbled Naruto, shaking her shoulder. It took Sakura a long time to raise her head. And when she did, she was pinching the bridge of her nose between her fingers.

"Naruto."

"Yeah?"

"...If I knew where I had my symbol last, do you think it would still be lost?" she questioned slowly. Patiently.

Naruto tilted his head to the other side, taking a long time to think. And then he looked at Sakura to shrug. "I don't know. I'm not the one who lost it," he answered. He looked bewildered as Kisame walked past to slap him a high five. Naruto's confusion lasted for all of five seconds before he looked over and saw that Sakura was gone. He spotted her disappearing over a dune of sand, Tenten and Neji running not far behind her.

"Hey! Wait up!" Naruto yelled. He grabbed the sleeve of Kisame's tunic as he took off.

"Why are you dragging me too?" demanded Kisame, scrambling to keep up with him.

"It's not fair if Sakura gets a buddy and I don't. Duh," Naruto answered before he continued on in his mad dash through the sand. Kisame toyed with the idea of gnawing his own arm off to escape before he sighed and decided to follow along.

They scoured the sands for several minutes. It was easy to see where they'd been from the corpses of snakes littering their path. Some of them were missing. There were plenty of hungry scavengers in the desert who were probably glad for a free meal. Tenten kicked one of the snakes aside to check underneath.

"Dude, help me move this," said Naruto, pointing at a giant boulder. Neji stared at him.

"Why would it be under there?" demanded Neji.

Naruto rubbed the side of his nose. "Dunno. Maybe it crawled under there? With god powers? Can it do that?"

Neji just continued staring at him. But Naruto started to really think now.

"Hey, Sakura, can your holy thing move on its own? Is it, like, alive?" wondered Naruto.

"I think Naruto's saying something," Tenten pointed out. Sakura straightened, dusting sand from her hands.

"Just ignore him. He'll stop eventually," muttered Sakura in return.

"Oh. There it is. Right by your foot," Naruto pointed out a little while later. Sakura followed his finger. She squinted until she saw a little glint of gold next to Kisame's boot.

For some reason, Kisame hesitated. His eyes darted from the gleaming symbol to Naruto. But when Sakura took a step forward, Kisame held out his hand to stop her.

"It's alright. I got it," Kisame assured her. He grabbed it and handed it over to her. Sakura accepted it with a smile. But as he turned away, he flexed his hand. Clenching and unclenching his fingers. Forehead wrinkling, Sakura began to wonder about it before she heard Naruto call her name.

"It's gonna get dark. Let's go back!" Naruto urged.

Sakura hesitated for one last second. Feeling her stare, Kisame glanced over his shoulder at her. His eyes sharpened for a moment as he caught her gaze. Sakura didn't look away as she thought. Slowly, she offered him a smile.

"Let's go, big guy," she said.

After a moment, Kisame smiled, too. "Sure, Doc," he replied.

They turned around and headed back in the direction of their camp for the night.