I laughed maliciously. I'm wicked. EVIL IS MY MIDDLE NAME!!! I watched the safe sink further and further until all I saw was mud. She was gone forever. Not my problem anymore. She was FINALLY GONE!!!!!

*2 years later*

Ahhhhhhhhh. Oh errrrr don't mind me.. just reflecting on my kill on Felice. Ahhh the police with never know where she is.

*a sudden knock happens on the door*

It's the police open up!!!!

Me: errrr why are you here?!?!

Police: we are here to talk to you about Felice's death, to see if you know anything.

Me: and who exactly is Felice?

Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion on murdering Felice. You don't have to say anything but if you do it may be used in court.

Me: WAIT, WHAT?!?! I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Police*puts handcuffs on me*

Police: Get in the van!!! NOW!!

Me: it wasn't me...

half an hour later*

Judge: GUILTY!!!!!!!!! I'm sentencing you to life in prison (100 years). *orders police to take me to prison*

an hour later*

Roommate: so I heard you killed Felice.

Me: I TELL YOU ITS LIES!!!!

Roommate: it's not.

at midnight*

Roommate: psssst!!

Me: what?

Roommate: wanna help me escape?

Me: yeah.

Roommate: I smuggled a spade in here!! We can dig our way out!!

Me: well hurry up there's a night guard on duty!!

Roommate: okay stop pressuring me!!

digs and digs*

Me: right let's go.

Roommate: sorry your on ye own now.

Me: what? No no no no you gotta come to. Roommate: nah I'm good I'll stay here.

Me: suit yourself! You belong here anyway!!!!!

Well see ya.

Roommate: bye.

I escape*

thinks where to go*

Oh yh back home.

I'm going to commit another murder...

Now who to murder? Hmmmmm pretty Renenee or pretty Irene

Hmmm both!!! Irene and Renenee are in my clutches. Okay time to kill them. *brutally murders them* Hey again lady.

Sink lady: oh hi it's you again. You here to sink another safe?

Me: well two this time here's 300.

Lady: wait, open the safe!!

Me: okay...

Lady: AHHHHHHHHHH 999 HELP THERES A KILLER ON THE LOOSE HERE!!!!!!

999: okay we will be there shortly.

Lady: *starts panicking*

Me: That's it I'm jumping in the sink pit.

I suffocate*