It was with a bang that Brian entered Stewie's room slamming the door open
Not even caring that he was trying and failing to sleep due to all the yelling that
Was going on in his house. "Stewie I'm going to show her that we can be something great
She has no right to pick on us like that she's just jealous because she's married to a fat lazy
Slob of a man and is just a housewife while I get to date gorgeous and successful women
Whenever I want and I'm a bestselling author" giving up on his quest to end this day and
Instead deciding to help his friend he got up and got to work "ok so what you gonna do
Write another Wish It Want It Do It as I recall it didn't end well for you" he remarked in
A dry tone. "Ok first of all Stewie that only failed due to your incompetence and that disaster
Of a talk show that doesn't even deserve to be greenlit in the first place and second of all no
We are going to show them all with your inventions we will get so rich from those and by the
Time of your next birthday they'll be begging me to come back and save them from this poverty
Stricken wasteland of a dump" wow Stewie thought you could win three gold medals with those
Mental gymnastics you just did and way to treat your town I'm sure the town would love to hear
What the guy who ran for mayor has to say about his hometown but what he said was "what why
Are you going use my inventions come up with your own thing don't steal mine" but Brian was prepared
For this "please Stewie your my best friend and I don't want to do this without you come on just think of
It you and me together on top of a hill in a big mansion with Peter and Lois groveling at us and green
With envy doesn't that sound amazing come on please" truth to be told that did sound amazing and
To be rich and Peter and Lois suffering but most of all together with Brian in a mansion and besides he
Was his best friend and the toddler didn't want to lose him he was the only person he had in this family
And besides he would stop him if it got too out of control conveniently ignoring all the other times he
Couldn't stop the egomaniac narcissist Brian became whenever even a small modicum of success came
His way so against his better judgment he decided to give the dog a chance "ok Brian you are my best
Friend and that does sound nice but on one condition if I say no that means no I don't want to see a
Brianzilla another time ok" Brian smiled he knew that would get him he was pretty sure the kid had a
Crush on him and he knew that he was the kids only friend well except Hudson but he had nipped that
Out quick so he could depend on him and only him for everything he had already replaced his father in
The parent department and he hated Lois so he had every base covered on this kid yes sir he could tell
The kid to jump and his only question would be how high. "thank you Stewie I promise you won't regret
This we are gonna be so great" and they were left to do the leg work to get to their mansion Stewie
Handled the meetings phone calls and schedules and Brian was working hard imagining his success and
Jealousy of his peers and drinking a pretty good look at how their partnership worked and how they
Would eventually fall from grace.