Author's Note: I wrote this chapter on the school computer.

The Unversed Cast Epic

CHAPTER 2

Ryan came back to life 3 days after he died, but couldn't get out of the ground because there was earth above him and he couldn't dig himself up so he had to wait. He had to eat his own poop and drink water from the inside of the ground. Rayan didn't have to wait for long because after 7 days he saw the sky above him. He was dug up by the one and only, Haedox.

Haedox was shocked "Ryan, you're alive! How? Also I didn't come here to bring your dead body to the theater club!.".

Ryan replied "Thanks Haedox, it's nice knowing my friend isn't a necrophile like the Nerdle. I was brought back by God himself and I also saw Big Nasty.".

Haedox started thinking and out of nowhere a lightbulb appeared above his head even though he didn't get an idea "Oh, really. Big Nasty did die 10 days ago, it's been all over the news! Also some gay-bag named ItsJaystation made a video calling him at 3AM so there was drama surrounding that too.".

Ryan scoffed in shock and then asked "So where are Exo and Kink? I'd love to see them!".

Haedox looked sad and quietly told Ryan "They are shitlords. They are responsible for your death and we broke up, so the podcast is no more.".

Haedox then suddenly realized just how shitty and dumb they all are because they had no actual way of giving Ryan the Ball disease. He started doing regretting but just before he could get the courage to admit he is a dumbass, something happened. A large explosion happened nearby, destroying their ears. The ice on the Himalayas started melting and the temperature rose to high. Haedox took all of his clothes off because he was The Naked Gamer and hot, while Ryan took off everything except his red underwear. Ryan never took off his red underwear and has worn them ever since he was 17… days old. His red underwear wasn't really red anymore because they were filled with things like penis juice, penis cheese and butt boogers. However, Ryan's penis grew 89 times when he was ressurected so his Underwear broke.

Ryan, cryingly said "No, my underwear, no. I loved you and you left me. I'll never forget you!"

Haedox looked bummed and said "I was at Himalayas eating Dorito when phone ring "Red Underwear is kil" "No.".".

Ryan was furious "Haedox, STOP REFERENCING CLUB FUCKING PENGUIN WHEN MY THINGS DIE AND WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAD".

Then, something got out of the ground. Millions of fires started circling around it. It was the Chinese doctor, now eviler.

Doctor evily said to Haedox and Ryan "Muahahha, I see, even though this was the graveyard of Ryan he survived. Well now, WELCOME TO A GRAVEYARD OF YOU" and started shooting salsa at the two members from his big penis.

They dodged the cumshots because if they were hit they would become gay. They didn't want to become gay even though gay people are just straight people but gay. They hid behind the peak of Mt Everest but the doctor shot his sperm at them, destroying the peak and lowering it by 79 football fields. Haedox and Ryan were falling down when Haedox took out his AK47 and started shooting below to slow down their falling speed, while holding Ryan. They successfully landed safely.

The Asian was angry because they survived and screamed "You piece-ass dicknipses! If I can't destroy you, I'm going to destroy something else, like the country of Bangladesh!" and started flying using his penis as wings.

Haedox was shocked "Oh no, he is going to destroy the country of Bangladesh! That's where the lunch lady lives! We must alert Michael and Daniel".

Ryan and Haedox broke into a Nepalese Gamestop, took a Gamestop phone and called Exo, who was asking some Ah Beef guy for his opinion on Big Chungus, and told him they have a TV that turn anamorphic resolutions into normal ones; They also called KingK, who was playing his favorite game, "Birth by Haedox", and told him they found his lost copy of Klonoa 2. The two GAMERS started going to the Himalayas with their superpowers.

It's time to talk about those. KingK's superpower was turning everyone he wants to into hentai, making them 2D. He could also use that hentai as paper planes, swords, spoons and actual hentai. He got his superpoewr from his overwhelming hetai addiction. Ryan had powers of weeb because he played anime RPGs all the time. He had a giant sword that he could use to do fight things. Haedox's power was gun. He had a large inventory with weapons he could use like a pro because he played shooty shoot games all the time and was generally an epic gamer. Exo had the power of electricity, he could create electricity from his chi. He earned his power through analyzing dithering and messing around with component cables, OSSCs, frameisters, Sony PVMs with N64 footage and whatnot.

Exo and KingK quickly arrived to Mt Everest where they had a reunion and were crying. Now that they have reunited, the Unversed Cast looked like the Four horsemen of the apocalypse, except they weren't horsemen and neither were apocalyptic. After their cries they started going at lightning speed towards Bangladesh using Exo's electricity. They stopped on their way there in Nepal to grab a sandwitch in Subway. Exo, Haedox and Ryan were eating sandwiches while KingK was in the toilet taking a massive smelly poop. After finishing their foods and shits, the Unversed Cast noticed a big penis destroying a city. They went there and saw the Chinese doctor destroying the city of Godaita, but he wasn't the only person there. There was the ISIS army, who the Chinese doctor was friends with, and there was also the Lunch lady, fighting the penis with her superhuman strength. The Lunch Lady was creating massive holes in the doctor's penis, but the doctor still had an advantage up until Ryan came in. Ryan took out his Jupiter-sized penis and started slashing at the doctor with it like a sword. The two giant penises started slashing at each other, creating a swordfight duel except with penises. While Ryan was having a penis clash with the doctor, Exo, KingK and Haedox were fighting the government approved ISIS soldiers. Ryan was very skilled with his swordsmanship so he was guaranteed to win, right?

No. When he was little, the Chinese doctor was taught the ancient Chinese martial art of "Dickjitsu", which involved a person using their penis for fighting. Now, with a gigantic penis, the doctor was really powerful even though Ryan's was bigger. It's worth noting that Ryan's penis was Jupiter long, making it the largest penis in the Podcast.

Back to the fight - The two massive penises were going up and down and all around, looking like lightsabers that weren't glowing. They were crashing into buildings and people were getting struck by penises making them gay. Ryan's penis was harder than diamond and he used it like a sword, while the Doctor's penis was soft and he used it like a whip. The penises were making even the straightest of guys who were watching horny for such an experience. The women watching were horny too, but they were also crying because they were women. Suddenly, the Doctor decided to wrap his penis around Ryan's. Ryan then pulled his penis out of the Doctor's penis like a man pulling out his penis out of his wife's butt just as he is about to nut in order to not create a baby.

Doctor started doing the helicopter with his penis and started flying like an actual helicopter, trying to fly over Ryan and attack him from the back. He then decided use the penis the way it's supposed to and went for Ryan's butt to create a baby. The doctor's movements were fast, but Ryan with his swordsman skills, jumped over it and with the help of Exo's electricity charged up his penis big time. Ryan let go of his penis and the penis hit Doctor's penis with such unrelenting force it would make someone shit their pants. Or cum. The giant penis was severed from the body and went flying up in the sky, creating a solar eclipse. Except the flying penis wasn't Doctor's, it was Ryan's penis that was cut off. In overwhelming pain Ryan looked at what is going on. In the corner of his blurry eyes he saw two familiar faces. They were Big Nasty and someone who he couldn't recognise, but noticed their initials were "AA".