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"WHAAAA!" "Moxxie help me with this."I'm busy!" Millie was currently changing Milxie's diapers while her husband was assembling a gun from scratch. After finishing the diaper Millie then started breastfeeding her as she was drinking the milk and then fell asleep and was placed back into her crib and Millie sighed in relief until... BOOM! "WHAAA!" Millie had to hold her breath to prevent herself from swearing as she then looked out the window and saw a large turf war happening outside as she then grabbed a suppressed sniper rifle and began snipping from a window as moxxie placed noise cancelling headphones on Milxie's ears which played baby music as he then joined his wife with dual handguns. After two hours of shooting and slashing demons the couple went back home covered in blood and went to their Daughter who was still sleeping,the two then went to the bathroom and took off their clothes and placed them in a bin as they washed off the blood and came out in fresh clothes. Later at night In bed "Moxxie." "Ugh what?" "Do you think we're setting a bad example?" Moxxie stood up in his boxers as he was confused "What?" Millie then got out in her silk nightgown as she then repeated herself.
"Are we bad parents?!" "What no of course not!" "Well i don't want Milxie to follow our footsteps." "WHY!" "Look outside Mox how do we explain to her that her mommy and daddy kill to pay the bills!,How do we tell her about the yearly exterminations,How do we..."
She then stopped as moxxie hugged and patted her on the back. "Mills i PROMISE you that i will make sure she gets positive traits from us i swear to you." MIllie nodded in response as they both went back to sleep. The next morning Moxxie left to get "groceries" when in reality he went to the work place,drugged Loona with chloroform as blitzo was nowhere to be found as he grabbed the company's ritual book and did a summoning ritual as he entered the living world.
New York
Moxxie landed in an alleyway as he got up and swallowed a pill as his body began to stretch and shake as he then stood up his clothes now tight against his new body as he looked at his refection in a store window,his skin was changed from red to white,his hair still the same,no horns or tail,and with brown freckles. He walked inside a retail store and ran out with a bag of groceries,a box set of parenting dvds,and clothes as the checkpoint alarm rang off. "Put it on a tab!" He yelled as he then quickly muttered the ritual chant as a fiery portal opened from the ground as he jumped in.
Hell
Moxxie yelled as he crashed through the ceiling of his apartment as Millie screamed "AHH!" "Ugh." "Mox?!" "I got the groceries." After lunch the couple sat down as moxxie inserted the first dvd,after an hour of watching it they had understood a few things that the narrator had talked about like early social interaction,intellectual activities,and most importantly of all... being with their child whenever they had the time for it. When Milxie woke up Millie placed her on the carpet and taught her about speaking for a week until. "Mmmm..." MOXXIE COME QUICK!" Her husband ran to the living room "What?" "Our girl's about to say her first word!" The parents stared at Milxie closely as she began sputtering "Murberr." "What!?" "She's trying to say mother!" "No honey i think she's saying..." "Murder." The two then looked at each other and then started laughing wildly. Over the next few weeks they each took turn taking care of Milxie while the other worked which began to annoy Blitzo.
"Why is there only one of you every single week!" "Sorry boss,Milxie is a handful." "Then bring her here and leave her with Loona." "WHAT!?" Loona yelled as blitzo shushed her. "Now Loona it's about time you learn to be nice to our employees by taking care of their baby." "If you want to get rid of that walking fetus i'm happy to oblige." "SHE"S NOT A MEMBRANE YOU C*NT!"
Loona wanted to gouge out her eyes so badly but was stopped when moxxie came in wearing a baby carrier with Milxie inside. "Sorry but i wanted to get her out of the house and... what's going on?" "O.M.G!" Loona had ignored her ringing cell phone and began pinching Milxie's cheeks. "She's so CUTE!" "Nice fanny pack." Moxxie growled at Blitzo's insult as Milxie began crying. "Look what you did sir!" "Now,now Mooxxie she's just crying in joy to see her uncle Blitz...ARGH!" Blitzo screamed in horror and pain as blood squirted out of his freshly new wound courtesy of Milxie who had bitten off Blitzo's finger. 'FUCK FUCK FUCK!" Milxie started laughing as Blitzo placed an ice pack which caused him to scream more. After the whole ordeal Moxxie,Millie,and Blitzo (Who killed himself to get his finger back) prepared to enter a portal for another assassination contract as Millie was giving Loona the run down. "Now here's her bottle,extra diapers,teddy bear if she gets lonely, what else OH! right!. Millie handed Loona a red blanket. "And this is when she goes to sleep you got that?" "Yeah wheteve..." A large sharp battle axe was placed near her neck. "GOT THAT?!" Millie said threateningly. "Yes alright." "Good." Millie then kissed Milxie on the head. "Mommy and daddy will be back soon Milxie and aunt Loona will take care of you." Moxxie and Loona were about to argure about it when Blitzo started crying as he hugged his coworkers as he wrapped his tail around them. "This is the best family iv'e ever had!" He then took a selfie with everyone (including Milxie) in it. "Alright gang we have about twenty people to kill before supper!" The three of them then went inside a portal leaving Loona and Milxie alone in the office. "So what's going on with your life?" Milxie simply drooled "Figures." Loona sat down at her desk and began reading Hell Hound Monthly.
And that is another chapter complete,and send requests of story lines.