A Smolensk Story

By MageTGM

N/A: Cover Art by u/nn-senpai on Reddit.
Dustfan: While that is true, It annoys a lot of other people but since their removing her I wanted to write a story about her.

Phoenix stared at the new girl in awe. Her rigging had some odd four-gun turrets that had scorched barrels. Vestal had had taken a sample of the ammunition and commented that the shells had a napalm mixture in them.

'What was this girl planning to do?' Phoenix thought, 'Burn down a country?'

"What are you staring at me for? It's not like I…. wait….," the redhead Phoenix was looking at paused and looked at herself.

"I'M HUMAN?!" She screeched.

Vestal came running in at the sound of her patient screaming and tried to calm her down but to no avail.

That was when Smolensk started swearing in Russian. Vestal froze.

'She's Northern Parliamentarian?' Vestal thought.

Then an idea popped into her head. Vestal walked out and went to the nearest phone. She called up Avrora and told her they may have found another member of the Northern Parliament that had just awakened.

Avrora's eyes widened as she listened to the details of the rigging.

'No. That can't be….' She thought. 'Smolensk was a project ship that hadn't been built…. Unless…. We've been blessed by the presence of a project ship like the Eagle Union and Sakura Empire have.'

Avrora lept internally for joy, told Vestal she'd be there when she could and hung up.

"Eeeeeeee," She squealed.

"What is it now?' Gangut, their tanky Battleship grumpily asked her.

"WE GOT A PROJECT SHIP COMING!" Avrora shouted, barely able to contain herself.

(N/A: I have no idea what her personality is like)

Smolensk stared at Phoenix.

Phoenix stared at Smolensk.

Enterprise walked in.

"What on earth…." Enterprise started.

"Hush," Phoenix said without looking away, "We're having a string contest."

In reality, Phoenix was entranced by Smolensk's dark black eyes. 'Man are those pretty. Wait…. WHAT AM I THINKING?'

Phoenix's train of thought was broken as Enterprise suddenly spoke very directly.

"Phoenix. Leave."

"But I-"

"LEAVE. NOW." Enterprise didn't give Phoenix a chance.

So Phoenix left. There wasn't anything else she could do. Orders from the Grey Ghost herself are pretty much law on this base. She decided to go bother her sister, Brooklyn.

(With Smolensk)

"What is your name?" The mighty Grey Ghost inquired.

Smolensk mumbled something in Russian before speaking up.

"My name is Smolensk! I'm a cruiser of Mother Russia!" She replied with a smile.

"Uh-huh. And can you tell me why your rigging seems to carry an infinite amount of ammo? And why they are all NAPALM SHELS?! Hell, even your ARMOR PEIRCING SHELLS have a Napalm Mixture in them!" Enterprise roared.

"Hehe, it's quite simple really," Smolensk suddenly got a crazed look on her face, "IT'S FOR BURNING MY ENEMIES TO DEATH."

Enterprise was taken aback by that reply. No, she was scared by that reply. Enterprise slowly turned around and walked out of the room. Passing by Vestal she simply said; "Do something with her. She doesn't have a stable state of mind."

Vestal cocked her head and went into the room. She saw Smolensk had somehow fallen asleep rather quickly. She was going to call a Battleship in to carry her to the dorm but Phoenix showed up.

"Phoenix?" Vestal questioned, "Are you sure you can handle her?"

"Don't worry! Escort duty was harder that this!" Phoenix winked.

Internally: 'Shit. She's light. Must be a light cruiser. And a pretty one at that. STOP IT PHOENIX.'

A/N: The chapters will get longer. Please Favorite and Follow. Unless you're on Reddit.