Team David Is Really Really Really Hot sat begrudgingly at their camp. Some were happy Bea was eliminated, but one person was irritated by the loss. David.

David Confessional: Bea was the only one blind enough to do absolutely anything for me. I'll need to up my game, and by that, I mean stop wearing a shirt.

"It sure is hot around here." Said David, as he instantly ripped off his shirt. Suddenly, everyone in camp were fixing their eyes upon David.

David Confessional: Easy, like always.

A speaker boomed the host's voice onto both camps, as he said "Get your asses over here, it's challenge time."

Teams Free Food and David Is Really Really Really Hot stood by a beach, looking out into the ocean where a group of elevated platforms stood, each held above the water by a couple of wooden poles each, and were connected by thin lines of rope.

"Today's challenge is simple. Each team member will take their place on separate platforms. From there, try to knock the other team's contestants into the water, by any means necessary. And I mean any." Boomed the host, as he propped out a deckchair and sat facing the platforms.

Kyra Confessional: Sometimes I feel like our host is a sadist. Or just mentally ill. Maybe both.

The teams were scattered onto the platforms, as the host waved a flag up into the air. He quickly swung it down, starting the challenge.

McKenzie immediately leaped over to Thans' platform, kicking him into the water.

5 team members left for David Is Really Really Really Hot

Noura from Free Food began jumping on the spot to hype himself up, before his weight snapped the poles holding the platform up and it tilted towards Ezekiel's platform. "No, no, no!" Said Ezekiel in horror. "Why the fat one AGAIN?" before it caused a domino effect, sending both Ezekiel and Noura into the water.

4 team members left for Free Food

Shaqua from Free Food leaped over to Chelsea's platform, kicking her into Someone's platform. She fell slightly downwards, instead smashing into the platform's poles, which made it collapse immediately.

3 members left for David Is Really Really Really Hot

Nick from Free Food leaped over to Kyra's platform, barely making it over and slamming into him. Kyra fell backwards, jumping over to David's platform and barely hanging onto the edge. "David! Pull me up! We can still win!" Said Kyra, starting to slip. David shoved his foot onto Kyra's hand, causing him to let go in pain and plummet into the water.

2 members left for David Is Really Really Really Hot

Kyra Confessional: When I get my hands on David, I'm gonna expose him like the dirty little traitor he is. What a rat.

David casually pretended to trip, jumping over to Brooke's platform, who was still spraying perfume everywhere, which caused them both to fall into the water.

0 members left for David Is Really Really Really Hot

"Team Free Food takes the win! Again..." said the Host, almost disappointed. "David Is Really Really Really Hot, I'll be seeing you at tribal."

Everyone sat at the David Is Really Really Really Hot camp, before Kyra suddenly stood up and said "David, you're an idiot." Everyone gasped, as Kyra continued: "You pushed me down and I saw you push Brooke." David pulled an expression of fake sadness, as Brooke said "That was like, an accident, yeah? And you just must have weak upper body strength."

Kyra walked off angrily, as the team looked at him in disgust. "I mean, he kind of has a point." Said Thans, raising his hands in a shrugging motion before realising he was in even more danger than Kyra.

David Confessional: The person voted off is gonna be either Kyra or Thans. I think I might go for Thans, considering he did worse in the challenge.

David Is Really Really Really Hot sat around the campfire, each on a tree stump. David shot a menacing grin at both Kyra and Thans, as Kyra looked back in anger, and Thans looked on in fear.

David Confessional: I think I'll vote Kyra. I can at least keep Thans in line.

Kyra Confessional: David is an idiot. He's my vote choice, for sure.

Thans Confessional: I'll vote Kyra. He's the only one the team hates more than me.

The host held up a plate of five slices of cake, picking up one and throwing it at the first person safe. "Brooke." He said, as it hit Brooke right in the face. He continued throwing cakes at the others who were safe. "Someone, Chelsea, David." He said, as he threw slices of cake at them all.

"The final slice of cake goes to..."

"Nobody! Your stupid asses ended up with a tie. So now Free Food gets to choose either Kyra or Thans to take into their team, and the person not chosen will be eliminated.

Kyra and Thans stood on two metal bars high, high above the ocean. The bars were held up by a small platform, as Free Food stood on another platform at the same height with a ladder. "Choose who you want on your team." Said the Host, as he quickly climbed down the stairs.

"Well, I want Thans on our team 'cause he looks strong." Said Noura. Immediately, Thans' platform extended towards the Free Food platform, as Kyra's retracted slightly.

"Wow, me too! He looks mega strong!" Said Jen, as Thans' platform moved yet farther towards Free Food, and Kyra's moved back. Ezekiel, Shaqua, Nick and Mckenzie all said "Thans" at the same time, as his bar moved fully over the Free Food platform, tipping over and sending him onto the Free Food platform. At the same time, Kyra's bar tipped over as well, sending him plummeting down into the ocean before being caught by a Trebuchet.

"Heh, good thing this oddly placed Trebuchet broke my fall." He said relieved, before the host pull the huge crank on it, sending Kyra into the night sky.

"Well, I'm sure that was a shock to absolutely nobody. Mainly because nobody reads this shit. Haha funny poo. Anyway, read more I guess. I need attention so i can keep my fragile self esteem above breaking point"