As they kept falling and screaming, their partners attempted to save them from a fast approaching watery doom in their own desperate ways. Dracomon dove closer to Vagina Boy, grabbed the teen by the hood and spread his wings, flapping them desperately, however the wings that could barely keep him gliding were useless with the extra weight, Vagina Boy wasn't exactly in shape, but he was still too heavy as Dracomon's wings stopped flapping as both kept on falling.
"SILK THREAD GATHER!" Wormmon fired a hand-shaped web that attached itself to the cliff before holding into Juca, however the metal cliff was obviously rusted and couldn't hold the worm and the slightly chubby boy's weight, furthermore they kept on falling to their dooms.
Candmon tried to hover with Eric but he couldn't do any better than Dracomon with Vagina Boy. Penmon tried to fly while grasping Maria with his talons, I'm sure we all know how amazing a penguin's flight skills are.
"Hang on!" Gazimon grabbed Ana's waist with one arm and sunk his clawed arm into the rusty cliff however they began to slide down almost immediately, Gazimon growled as he tried to keep himself and Ana safe.
Leormon just tried to hold on to Luke, the teen in question was trying to ease the fall but was failing miserably, Marcio was a small blue comet with YukiAgumon trying to calm himself and think of something.
"Wait a second, that's it! LITTLE BLIZZARD!' A cold blast of wind burst forth from his open maw, just as he grabbed Marcio, the force of the blizzard slowed down the fall and solidified a small part of the lake, that tiny glacier was where Marcio landed, the real fall slowed down by YukiAgumon's quick thinking.
Vagina Boy quickly saw the glacier and realized YukiAgumon was expanding it, making it even wider so everyone could get on it. Before he could utter a word, Dracomon was already grabbing his hood again and waiting until they got closer of the glacier.
"Everyone! Slow down your partner's fall quickly, Penmon help YukiAgumon!" The dragon ordered, the digital penguin in question was already in the water with Maria, despite his lack of flight Penmon was quite capable on the water and quickly took Maria towards the glacier.
"ICE PRISM!" The penguin began to use his main move to help building the glacier, which was slowly taking the shape of a boat. Leormon couldn't do much to Luke, however Wormmon had web to spare.
"STICKY WEB!" Wormmon built a web parachute and attached it to Juca's back, then he made his own parachute before building one for Luke and Leormon, both sighed a quick thanks before the 4 of them fell on the glacier.
"Anything else you can build with your silk?" Juca asked a proud Wormmon, who puffed his green chest proudly, despite acquiring his new form only a few minutes ago, he was already quite capable with it. However before he could brag MailBirdramon was seen flying off just as the rest of the metal cliff shattered, the large hunks of metal crashed on the water as huge waves emerged.
"Hang on!" YukiAgumon froze more of the plate with Penmon's aid. Making it even more boat-like while trying to keep it from melting, Candmon cooled the fire on his head so he wouldn't get in the way. Everyone else had to hang on tight, the digimon present with clawed hands dug them into the ice, it was going to be a bumpy ride.
"Whoa!" Everyone exclaimed as the 'boat' was taken by the waves. After a few hours of gripping the ice tightly while trying to ignore the freezing sensation, they finally crashed on a sandy shore just as they 'boat' shattered like ice before the pieces were taken by the water.
After a few minutes catching their breath, the teens and their partners were ready to go.
"Thanks Koromon! Oops! I mean YukiAgumon! You saved our butts back there!" Marcio thanked his partner with a huge thankful smile. The ice dragon rubbed the back of his head with a small, yet proud, smile, the belts around his knuckles were slightly wet but besides that he looked fine.
"This is probably the best day ever Dracomon!" Vagina Boy grinned at his partner, whom tilted his head confused, the young dragon was bigger now, being half Vagina Boy's size, his inner heat got rid of the droplets remaining on him quickly enough.
"Humans can be pretty weird, he fell from the sky, got chased by a mad hawk thing then nearly fell to his death but instead crashed on a freezing ice boat, which was really cold and bumpy to ride on, and this was the best day in his life?" Dracomon talked to Liollmon,who just did a dog shrug as he took the water off his fur.
"Hey watch it!" Luke laughed as his partner drenched him, the lion cub smiled warmly at him before jumping on his partner's shoulders with a toothy smile.
"Can't help it, all this fur gotta stay dry," The blue eyed lion cub let out a small purr of happiness, the dirty blonde teen couldn't help but smile at the lion's cheerfulness.
"Where to next?" The penguin asked, they looked around, they apparently got out of the metal jungle and into a more common one, thick green leaves were everywhere besides the small shore where they crashed at. Well besides the trunk's coloring being dark blue.
"Well, obviously this is similar to Digimon: Adventure 1, the only differences where our partners and instead of a Kuwagamon chasing us was a MailBirdramon, the metal jungle was another difference, though the rest is all pretty similar," Vagina Boy realized, Marcio agreed after a second but the others looked doubtful.
"Digimon? As in that anime you watch?" Luke crossed his arms in disbelief. Leormon looked confused at the word 'anime'.
"Yep, just look at the lion right by his side, heck we have digivices and all," Vagina Boy pointed out their mysterious devices, Marcio once again agreed while everyone inspected the devices on their wrists.
"That MailBirdramon even used the signature attack of his species, Plasma Cannon, plus he's a giant robot hawk, need any more proof?" The shorter teen asked, now they were getting convinced, nothing like a giant metal hawk chasing them to make them see reason.
"So, where to next fearless leader?" Eric joked to Vagina Boy, Candmon was trying to take the water off his wax, the fire on his head was heating up to help evaporate the water again. The candle hovered a few centimeters above the ground.
"No clue," Vagina Boy shrugged, they all sweat dropped at the blunt reply, Leormon jumped off Luke's shoulders and released a small purr.
"Then we should get moving, we will be where we will be," Leormon purred cheerfully, then Maria hugged him and began to squeeze, having another 'cuteness overload', Penmon was confused at his partner's behavior, and so 10 minutes wasted trying to free Leormon occurred.
As they finally started walking, they didn't notice a pair of red eyes watching them from behind the thick foliage, the creature was wolf-like with dark blue stripes going around it's body, then the mysterious wolf walked away unseen by our heroes. After a hour or so, dusk began to set in.
"Where are we?" Eric asked Candlemon as they walked, the forest, for it wasn't thick enough to be a jungle had odd dark blue trunks but the trees still had lush dark green leaves.
"Howling Forest, the blue tree trunks kinda give it away," The hovering candle answered with a shrug, then Penmon gulped and began to look around with a half scared half paranoid look.
"Isn't this place haunted?!" The dark purple penguin asked as he went closer to Maria, the girl giggled at her partner's irrational fear.
"Haunted? There's no such thing as ghosts missi... I mean Penmon," The olive skinned girl told her partner, who trembled slightly, his dark purple feathers slightly puffed.
"That's right Maria, even in the DW, the closest things we have of ghosts are Bakemon and other undead digimon, but last time I checked, such digimon dwell in churches, old villages or cemeteries, Howling Forest's only inhabitants are the Pipismon, and they're surely not ghosts, this lace isn't haunted at all," Candmon agreed with the girl with his know-it-all tone, the penguin sighed in relief.
"Haunted! Haunted! Haunted!" The inhabitants of the forest, Pipismon, flew by echoing Candmon. Pipismon were hawk sized blue and white bats with sickles at the tip of each limp, their dark blue wings had red membranes as they flew above them. Penmon let out a small yell of fear before hiding behind Maria, the girl giggled again at her partner, the penguin blushed slightly in shame.
"Who's scared of ghosts? If any do appear I'll fight them off," Wormmon huffed proudly from where he stood on Juca's head, said teen gave him a thumbs up and a chuckle. Everyone laughed at Wormmon's pit-bull attitude. The worm didn't seem to get the joke though.
They kept walking after that until Vagina Boy suddenly fell on the ground, surprising everyone.
"Vagina Boy!" Dracomon helped his partner lean on a tree, the dragon's bright red eyes clouded with worry.
"I'm fine, just tripped on a root," Vagina Boy was sweating slightly as he tried to stand up, Ana put him back down.
"Quit it, you've been overdoing yourself again," The blonde scolded him, Marcio looked confused at the statement.
"Again?" The black haired teen asked Luke, who sighed as he looked at his best friend.
"You only met Vagina Boy last year right? Well Vagina Boy hates to be a drag, so he sometimes pushes himself too hard so he won't be a drag, quite annoying since he crashes mostly on the ground after," Luke shook his head, after that they decided, much to Vagina Boy's protests, to prepare camp on the closest clearing.
Dracomon kept watch on Vagina Boy, Wormmon and Juca were looking for food, Maria, Marcio, Penmon and YukiAgumon were working on their 'tents'.
Juca, Wormmon, Ana and Gazimon were picking orange packages that seemed to stick like fruit to some trees. Each had a dark blue dinosaur drawn like pixels coming out of a bright yellow D.
"Wow, so these are called DigiNoir?" Ana asked Gazimon as she picked one, the tiny tendril that connected it to the tree snapped and shattered in yellow dust known as data.
"Not only they appear everywhere, but they're a digimon's main food source, of course there are fruits and raw data but most Digimon settle with DigiNoir because of taste," Gazimon informed her as he picked one himself, snapped the can open with his long black claws before eating a package with a few swift bites.
"Plus they're delicious!" Wormmon cheered as he devoured a package on one gulp, Gazimon sweat-dropped at the worm's voracious hunger. The green digimon was feasting on a few boxes while his partner watched. Gazimon then tossed a DigiNoir can to Ana, who quickly caught it.
"He's definitely different from the classic Wormmon," The gray cat commented, Juca looked confused at him. The worm digimon didn't hear and ate his tenth can.
"Normally Wormmon are really shy Digimon who rarely eat anything other than leaves, however our buddy here is... Well you know how," Gazimon shrugged, Wormmon jumped at him, the insult catching whatever kind of hearing system the worm possessed.
"What do you mean by how?! I'm an amazing Wormmon!" The green centipede raged as he got into a crazy fight against Gazimon, who kept trying to get the worm off him.
"Get off psycho!" Gazimon growled as he tried to push Wormmon off him, their partners just watched the fight with huge sweat-drop. The two digimon were in a cartoony smoke covered fight with fists and claws showing every now and then.
"Definitely ain't shy," Juca commented awkwardly as the fight continued, after a few minutes Leormon called them saying the others were getting hungrier, so they scooped up DigiNoir and followed the cub back to the main group.
"LITTLE BLIZZARD/ICE PRISM!" YukiAgumon and Penmon were making huge ice cubes that Luke was putting in place so Dracomon and Candlemon half-melted to built the igloos before YukiAgumon and Penmon froze the igloos again, making it solid once again, Candmon was nice enough to stop his flame when near the igloo.
After another hour, they were done with 2 different igloos, the classic kind, except they were a little transparent, the shape however was just like the ones in the movies, though they would need to re-freeze it later if they didn't want water dripping on their faces though.
Vagina Boy managed to convince the others to let him gather some branches to be useful and Dracomon made a small campfire far from the igloos so it wouldn't melt them, the group sat down around the fire, Vagina Boy leaning on the tree as they are some DigiNoir, the group agreed on 1 thing, DigiNoir was good, they enjoyed the warmth flames for about an hour after they finished eating, telling some ghost stories and the planning the guard shifts.
"I'll stand guard with Dracomon first, I'm tired of doing nothing, I'll wake Luke for his shift in a few hours," Vagina Boy took the first turn, he always slept late. Even if he went to bed early back in the human world, he'd still stay awake for a while before falling asleep. Besides his mind was just running too fast for him to fall asleep anyways, Dracomon helped him convince the others that it was ok as everyone else went to sleep.
"So, you sure you're up for it?" Dracomon asked Vagina Boy with a small frown on his reptilian face, Vagina Boy glanced calmly at him with a confident grin while they sat on the lower part of a tree trunk near the Igloos.
"I'm fine Dracomon," Vagina Boy told him as they returned to look around, Vagina Boy instructed Dracomon not to look at the fire or their eyes wouldn't adapt to the dark environment and in case anything happened, they would be blind as worms.
"Isn't the right term blind as bats?" Dracomon asked, Vagina Boy shook his head before explaining that bats weren't blind at all, the young dragon didn't understand everything but nodded anyways.
After a few hours of boredom, twigs snapped nearby, the teen and his partner turned to see what it was just in time.
"FOX FIRE!" The mysterious wolf from earlier leaped at them from the thick foliage with a fearsome howl, spewing dark blue flames while at it. Vagina Boy and Dracomon jumped to opposite sides to dodge the flames, however they quickly realized that the world seemed darker around them and there were black spots on their vision. The attack did exactly what Vagina Boy wanted to avoid by not looking directly into the campfire.
"Garurumon," Vagina Boy managed to get rid of most spots in his vision to recognize the wolf by the light of the campfire and the 2 moons in the sky. Unlike the viral wolf digimon Gururumon and BlackGarurumon, Garurumon had dark blue stripes and was a vaccine digimon. Oddly enough the Garurumon had unnatural glowing red eyes, unlike the common yellow his kind and counterparts normally had.
"Vagina Boy, what's going on?" Lucas P stuck his head out of the igloo, the others were really sleepy too, slow to take note of the horse sized wolf standing only a few meters away.
"Get back in and freeze the entrances for now!" Vagina Boy ordered. YukiAgumon and Penmon froze the doors, to sleepy to make questions while the others slowly awakened and realized the danger they were in.
"BABY BREATH!" Dracomon fired a fireball from his maw, but it had no effect on Garurumon and the wolf howled before turning to the small dragon, his red eyes glowed with malice by the campfire, huge claws digging the earth bellow him and his sleek fur shone like steel near the campfire,
"What happened?" Eric was confused, they could see through the transparent ice and watched the battle, the partners were too sleepy to be of any use in the battle so for now they stayed quiet.
"Garurumon's fur is hard like chrome digizoid, I doubt he even noticed the blast!" Candlemon explained to those listening, Dracomon growled before trying a different approach against the feral white wolf.
"TAIL SMASH!" The small dragon charged, jumped right in front of his target and slammed his tail on Garurumo's shoulder, but the vaccine typed wolf turned his head around and snapped his large maw and fired another Fox Fire, the young dragon couldn't dodge in midair and got hit by the blue inferno. Dracomon fell scorched on the grond, heavily burned.
Seeing injured dragon lying on on the ground, Garurumon moved towards him slowly with soft snarl escaping his mouth while he bared multiple triangular teeth. Slowly nearing Dracomon to end the poor dragon's short life.
"Dracomon!" Vagina Boy grabbed a burning stick from the campfire and threw it at Garurumon, hitting the wolf's left eye, the flames scorched garurumon's eyes just as the stick dug in, it was quite a sharp one it seemed. The white wolf's left eye burned as the beast howled in pain and fury, then turned with a ferocious snarl, leapt upon Vagina Boy and pinned him to the ground with one of his front paws.
"Vagina Boy!" The other chosen within the igloo tried to get out to help him, Candmon ignited his flames and tried to break out, however the ice cubes were resilient and melted ever so slowly, even with the rookies clawing and ramming them. It would take time Vagina Boy didn't have.
Gazimon however, managed to do something, branding his large claws, the viral rookie began to dig underground at a speed no common digimon could do, in his igloo were Ana, Maria and Penmon.
"BOOBY TRAP!" Gazimon kept trying to dig however soon he realize that much to their fault of luck, the igloo had been set upon a larger piece of raw chrome digizoid ore only a few inches bellow the ground, the rookie growled displeased as his claws ached from trying to dig through metal.
"Vagina Boy! G SHRUGGEN!" Dracomon desperately tried to save his partner, his horns lighting up like energy conduits before a powerful red laser erupted from his mouth, such attack could harm champions and even annoy perfects, however Garurumon's metallic fur seemed to block it out entirely.
Garurumon seemed to be enjoying squeezing the life out of Vagina Boy because he simply balanced all of his weight on the paw that pinned Vagina Boy down, the wolf's enormous weight crushing the GoggleHead.
Dracomon glared furiously at Garurumon, the young dragon released a furious roar before charging right at Garurumon again this time, the wolf moved his head faster than eye could see and spewed another Fox Fire on the charging dragon.
"Dracomon/Vagina Boy!" Vagina Boy called upon his partner as the young dragon charged, unknown to them, Vagina Boy's 01's screen was glowing with a single word: Digivolution. Pure light engulfed the rookie leveled dragon digimon, completely ignoring the blue flames from the Fox Fire.
Evolution Sequence!
(A/N, dunno why but I thought of the Digivolution&Digixross Kiriha Ver. song when I imagined this evo scene and the battle after)
The scene changed to the black background where the InTraining evolved as Dracomon was seen spinning upon a circle of light.
"Dracomon digivolve to..." As the camera zoomed in and out a powerful bigger, darker and greener version of Dracomon stood there.
"Coredramon(Green)!" The dark emerald dragon roared as the Fox Fire that engulfed him dispersed completely, the dragon was bigger now, T-Rex sized at least, his huge form had large but not very bulky wings coming out of his back, quite a mismatch with the rest of the dragon's powerful build. Blood red eyes with black snake slit pupils glared at Garurumon,
The yellow eyed wolf could sense the threat the newly evolved champion posed and turned to face him, his left paw being taken off Vagina Boy's chest in the process, the teen began to breathe again as he turned to face the fight about to occur.
"FOX FIRE!" Garurumon lunged at Coredramon, taking the first move, the dark green dragon charged with a blast of his own, dark green flames emerging from his reptilian maw.
"GREEN FLARE BREATH!" Dark green flames burst from Coredramon's mouth. The blue and green flames clashed, overlapping each other in a battle for supremacy even as the two champions charged at each other, the flames finally subsided once
As they neared each other, Garurumon began to put more and more power on his hind legs, while Coredramon prepared to deliver a powerful blow. Finally the wolf howled Garuru Thrust before attempting to tackle the virus champion, the dark green dragon bared his fangs before turning around abruptly, his thick green tail that slightly resembled a crocodile's slammed on Garurumon's gut, the unsuspecting wolf was sent flying and slammed painfully on a tree the other side of the clearing. The dragon made his way towards the wolf, grabbed him with his left claw and lifted him in the air before slamming him on the tree again, the white wolf released a yelp of pain.
Coredramon was feral, his horns began to light up as red energy built up in the confines of his mouth, a red glow coming from the tiny space between his jaws. Garurumon struggled to free himself but the green dragon was having none of it.
"G SHRUGGEN II!" A red laser burst out of Coredramon's mouth as soon as he opened it, at close range, the powerful laser burned Garurumon as the wolf released howls, yelps and cries of pain, however Coredramon was a feral and kept the laser going.
"Coredramon! Stop!" Vagina Boy exclaimed, despite knowing that the Garurumon was a predator, a dangerous beast, he could also hear the pain the wolf was going through. Upon hearing his partner's voice, Coredramon closed his mouth with a low growl as he allowed the vaccine wolf to fall limply on the ground, the green dragon then began to glow again as he shrunk back to a sleepy Dracomon.(btw this is where I imagined the song ending)
"Dracomon...?" Vagina Boy ran towards his partner, trying to be as gentle as he could be. That was when Candmon finally lost his patience and risked using his Karma Flamer to make a huge hole in the igloo before they all ran towards their leader. Gazimon finally managed to break the ice thanks to Penmon.
The shy penguin had used his Ice Prism to freeze the gray digimon's claws, making an ice armor cover the rookie's clawed hands, then after a few minutes he had finally broken the ice as the female humans and their partners ran towards the others as well.
With all the commotion, nobody noticed when a black gear came out of Garurumon's shoulder and shattered into tiny black bits of data. After that Luke decided to take his shift early with Leormon. Vagina Boy didn't even bother to argue, Dracomon needed rest, and food as the weakened dragon was so glad to point out.
"I'm sorry," Garurumon rasped the next day, his chest was blackened from the G Shruggen II and the eyeball Vagina Boy had hurled the blazing stick on was now covered by a leaf eyepatch, his left shoulder was bruised. According to Eric, the wolf had awakened during his shift and had stayed silent even after covering his eye with the leaf eyepatch.
"I was off on my own one day when I felt immense pain on my left shoulder, I've been rampaging ever since," The wolf explained full of sorrow and regret on his voice. Vagina Boy frowned, he quickly realized that Garurumon's right eye was yellow with round pupils now.
"That's ok, I'm sorry for yesterday, I was very tired and the power of evolving into a virus Digimon and the fury of my partner being hurt that I kinda of overkilled," Dracomon apologized for his brutal actions the day before. Garurumon lowered his head and began to walk away into the forest.
"Also, the forest ain't haunted, the only Digimon living here are the Pipismon and myself, there aren't any spirits, the 'cries of the undead' are just the Pipismon copying my howls," The wolf informed them before vanishing into the trees, Candmon tapped Penmon's back.
"See, there aren't any spirits here, this place isn't haunted after all," The candle told Penmon in his know-it-all voice, Penmon sighed in relief, visibly looking calmer now.
"Spirits here! Spirits here! Haunted after all! Haunted after all!" A group of Pipismon flew overhead, echoing Candmon. Penmon panicked and jumped on Maria, who side stepped on a reflex, causing him fall on the ground beak first on the ground. The purple penguin waste a few minutes trying to free themselves while the group shared a laugh at the scaredy penguin's antics, not noticing an owl creature observing them from the sky.
"My masters will have to upgrade the Dark Gear I'm afraid," The owl sighed before flying away.