A foolish escape

Wakey-wakey Dib sayd an annoying, persistent voice. Dib-human, don't ignore ! Dib! Dib! Dib! Dib! D~ib! DIB!.
"Uhhh, a soft groan could be heard.
Finally the dirt-child is waking up...How are you Dib?
"Still sore and my arm hurts , Dib sayd taken aback by such a normal question coming from Zim. Wait a second ,Zim! You did this to me, you, you vile spacemonster!
Foolish dirt-boy, compliments will get you nowhere. Not that you are able to get anywhere on your own either, sayd Zim pointing a finger to the hard, steel menacles chaining Dib and laughing full of relish at Dib's situation.

"Laugh you tyrant insect but i am going to get out and when i do you'll see...
Shhhh sayd Zim putting a gloved finger to Dib's lips. Don't you see little Dib i hold all the cards as the earth saying goes. You are my prisoner and irken law dictates i do whatever i want with you. Dib shivers. I could destroy you, Zim says tracing a finger down Dib's cheek, but that would be such a waste of ...potential.
"What do you want with me? Dib asks in a small voice.
"Ah, nothing much but your complete and utter obedience, earth-stink.
My what? That won't happen in a thousand years Zim.
A thousand years, such a short amount for Zim, sayd Zim hissing like a feline and stepping up menacingly than looking like the cat who just ate the canary: But what will you do little Dib, i am all that you have now. You rely on ZIM for your every pitiful needs. Come tomorrow we will be too far away for any rebellious little acts of yours either way, stooopid child.

Far away?

Yes! The magnanimous Zim has decided to grant your wish for space-exploration little Dib, however it would be a rather, ha, permanent excursion.

No way, you can't just take me away from my home, i won't let you. People with notice i am gone Yeah, Gaz will notice, she will stop you or dad, and than you'll be on an operating table where you belong Zim!

Foolish little human, Zim cannot be stopped that easily. Zim being bested, and by whom the sister-unit who insults and injures the Dib or perhaps by the parental-unit who barely aknwledges Dib-thing's existence?

Stop, stop! Dib sayd, his eyes starting to water.

They do not care about the Dib, they do not cherish the Dib therefore they do not deserve the Dib.

Please stop, Zim!

This time, Zim shall stop. Zim has brought you snacks dirt-boy, Zim knows Dib hasn't eaten in over 8 hours ... perhaps thia delicious glazed donuts will make the Dib more...cooperative?

I'd rather starve than to eat anything my captor brings me Zim i'm not stupid. A resounding smack could be heard and Dib clutched his red-printed cheek.

If the foolish earth-smeet wants to starve, Zim shall let him to starve.

Zim looks grimm and closes the door to the cage Dib is kept in. Suddenly Dib is enshrouded in darkness until...Hello, you!

Gir! Can you get me out of here? Gir stands up intimidatingly, eyes red.

Negative, master sayd to guard the intruder! then his eyes turn blue Wannnaa play with me? AND PIGGY?!

Girl i want to play with you but i need the key to open the menacles first Gir, can you get it?

Uh, uh?gir looked undecided.

We can bring piggy and watch the scary monkey show.

Okaay! Gir fries the menacles with a laser than two of the cage bars the same way.

Sweet freedom, thinks Dib, but now what? If i go to his secret base i can call Gaz and ask her for help. Good thing i memorized the location. See Gaz watching my enemy non-stop has finally payed up.

And where do you think you're going little Dib? Zim asks while hitting the human in a senzitive spot on his head that knocks him out. Before losing conciousness Dib hears Zim shouting angrily at his robot. Poor Gir, though Dib