Episode 2
Chris: Last time on Total Smash Island 2. I, the great Chris McClain, introduced you all to a new season of Total Smash. We were introduced to 20 new Smash brothers characters that will be fighting it out to win the amazing prize of 10 million dollars. After all of the campers were put into their teams of the Master Swords and the Chaos Emeralds. And after the go settled into their cabins, they were introduced to their first of many fun challenges that I have in store for them. The two teams were put against each other in the honourable and painful game of Dodgeball. It was going well for the Emeralds, until Lucario of the Swords got involved and nearly led his team to victory. But, when it came down to the sudden death round, it was Inkling who flipped and threw herself and her team to victory and earned themselves the prize of amazing mattresses to sleep on until the merge. Though not everything was not okay with the Swords as it seems that Bayonetta has already made a few enemies and no friends. Will Bayonetta survive her teammates? Will the Emeralds coast to another victory? And who will be the first camper to be voted off the Island? Find out on today's episode, of Total... Smash... Island 2!
Intro.
We see all of the campers inside of the Cafeteria. We see the Emeralds all look happy and relaxed.
Mega Man: Man, those mattresses are really comfortable.
Chrom: I didn't think I would be able to get a good night's sleep on this Island, but I'm happy to be proven wrong.
Snake: Don't get too comfortable. The mattresses won't last forever. They'll be gone once the teams merge.
Lucas: Yeah, but that won't happen for a long while.
Daisy will walk past the Emeralds and goes over to Snake.
Daisy: Come on Snake. I know you're right. But you can at least enjoy it while it lasts.
Snake: Yeah, that's true. I guess I'm so used to be on my toes so much that I haven't really relaxed a lot.
Daisy: Well, maybe it's time you let your team help you relax.
The both smile at each other. Daisy walks away as Palutena watches closely. The other Emeralds look at Snake with smirks.
Snake: What?
Inkling: Oh nothing... Casanova.
They all laugh as Snake blushes and continues to eat his food.
Simon Belmont: Oh come now Snake. We're just pulling your leg.
Chrom: Exactly. Just make sure you're not distracted during challenges.
*Confessional*
Palutena: They don't think I know what's going one. They may have fooled everyone else, but not me. They're gonna team up and get rid of everyone, one by one. Well they won't get me. I'll make sure to keep a very close eye on those two.
Snake: As much as I appreciate Daisy helping me, we're still in a competition. Which means that I need to focus on this game and not let my feelings get in the way of it. No matter how much I like Daisy.
Snake looks at the camera realising what he said/
Snake: You can cut that out right?
*End of Confessional*
Meanwhile, the Master Swords all look miserable, apart from Lucario and Meta Knight who are just eating. And Bayonetta is relaxing and smirking.
Daisy: Hey come one guys, don't look so down.
Robin: Why, we lost the challenge.
Bayonetta: Oh come now. It was just one challenge, there will be many more.
Meta Knight: To us yes. To you, it's another way for you to be lazy.
Bayonetta: Hey I'm not the one who lost the last challenge.
Corrin: Well that's because you barely got involved.
Bayonetta: Well you all had it under control.
Nana: We were losing until Lucario helped us.
Lucario: Don't drag me into this.
Bayonetta: Well he only got involved because you all weren't pulling your weight.
Robin: (Angry) We weren't pulling our weight.
Corrin: Looks who's talking.
They all start arguing excepting for Lucario who is eating, Daisy who is trying to calm everyone down and Wolf looking angry. Wolf then stands up and bangs on the table.
Wolf: *Yells* ENOUGH!
Everyone stops and looks at Wolf, including the Emeralds who are now looking towards the Swords' table. Wolf then sits down and takes a deep breath.
Wolf: Look, I know tension is high right now. But we can't lose focus. Sure we lost the first challenge, but we shouldn't be focusing on that. We should focus on what to do for the next challenge and work as a team to win it.
Daisy: Wolf is right guys. We shouldn't be sulking, we should be getting riled up to win the challenge.
Robin: Daisy is right. We might be competing for the same prize, but we're still a team.
Wolf: Exactly. So let's act and work like one.
They all cheer and Lucario also smiles. Afterwards, they will hear a whistling coming towards them in the distance.
Pokemon Trainer: Hey, does anyone else hear that?
They all stop and hear the whistling getting closer.
Pac-Man: It sounds like there's something coming towards us.
Mega Man: And it's... whistling?
Chris then runs in with a panicked look.
Nana: Are you okay Chris?
Popo: You look like you were running for your life.
Chris: That's because I am. There's a bomb coming this way, and it's gonna hit us all.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Snake: Everybody duck under the tables.
They all duck under the table.
Mega Man: Well, this is guys. I just want to say that even though we've only been a team for a short time, I'm gonna miss you guys.
Palutena: Oh don't be so dramatic.
Simon Belmont: Yes, we'll be okay. Right?
Lucas: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
The whistling gets closer and then Chris presses a button and it stop and Chris starts laughing.
Chris: Man, you guys are so easy to fool.
Wii Fit Trainer: Wait. You mean that as all just a prank.
Chris: Yep and I got you all pretty good.
Meta Knight: (Angry) Not cool man. Not cool.
Chris: Hey it's not my fault you're all so gullible.
Inkling: You made us all believe we were gonna get blown up and die.
Chris: And whose fault is that?
Chrom: Yours.
Chris: Well now that is all over, I think it's time to get onto more important matters. Like today's challenge.
*Confessional*
Pokemon Trainer: So first Chris makes us believe we're about to get blown up...
Pac-Man: And then he wants us to do a challenge straight away.
Nana: I don't know what to be angry about, the fact that he pranked us...
Corrin: Or the fact that he's making do a challenge straight away after mentally scaring us.
Lucario: That guy has a seriously messed up look on what humour is.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: If you couldn't tell from my excellent prank earlier...
Snake: And by excellent, you mean totally stupid.
Chris: Hey! No interrupting.
Snake looks at Chris with an annoyed look and then rolls his eyes.
Chris: Now, if you couldn't tell from what happened earlier, today's challenge will really test your ability to work as a team and your strategy skills, as you'll be competing against each other in a Military infiltration challenge.
*Confessional*
Snake: Alright, time to put my skills to the test.
Wolf: I run my own team of pilots. I think I can handle this.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Here's how the challenge will work. One team will be tasked to infiltrate the base of the defending team and just take over their base. The only way for the attacking team to win is to get every single member of your team, inside the base of the defending team. All the defending team needs to do, is to defend their base from being taken over for at least 4 hours. The teams who loses today's challenge will be voting off one of their teammates in the first Bonfire Ceremony of the season.
Robin: So who's going to be the attacking team.
Chris: Well, since the Emeralds won the last challenge, I'm gonna give them the privilege of choosing which team they would like to be.
Lucario: *Angry* What!?
Meta Knight: You've got to be kidding me.
Chris: Hey, it's not my fault you lost the last challenge.
Daisy: It's fine guys. Cause we're gonna win this challenge.
We then see the Emeralds discussing in a huddle.
Chris: I think we should be the attacking team.
Inkling: How do you figure that?
Chrom: We, we've got Simon who is always infiltrating castles.
Simon Belmont: This true. And I always come out on top.
Pac-Man: Careful, your ego is showing.
Simon Belmont looks at Pac-Man with an annoyed look.
Chrom: Plus, we've got Snake who is so used to infiltration it's pretty much second nature to him.
Snake: Exactly, and I think I have a plan to get in.
Palutena: That's great, but I have a better idea and we'll do my idea.
Pokemon Trainer: And who made you leader?
Palutena: I did, just now. Do you have a problem with that?
Inkling: Come on guys. Let's give her a chance.
Chrom: Fine.
They break the huddle.
Chris: Have you all come to a decision?
Chrom: We have. We are going to be the attacking team.
Chris: Great to hear. Which means that the Master Swords will be the defenders.
Daisy: That's fine by us.
Popo: I just have one question.
Lucario: What's that?
Popo: What are we exactly defending?
Chris: That is a very good question Popo. You're already inside your base.
They all look around.
Mega Man: The cafeteria?
Chris: Yep.
Corrin: I guess that's not too bad.
Chris: I'd suggest not making too much of a mess though. Otherwise, I don't think Chef I'll be very happy.
They will see Chef with an angry face cutting some meat.
Nana: Well I guess we can clean up if anything happens.
Chef: You're damn right you will.
Chris: Emeralds. Your starting point will be the cabins. I will give both teams thirty minutes to discuss strategy. Once you hear the klaxon, that means your thirty minutes are up and the four hours of challenge time will start. So I suggest you all get a move on.
The Emeralds will leave the cafeteria and the Swords will stay inside.
Chris: Which team will come up with the better strategy? Which team will win the challenge? And who will be the first camper to be voted off? Will it be someone from the Chaos Emeralds, or from the first losers the Master Swords?
Wolf: You know, we're standing right here.
Chris: I know. Find out after we come back, on Total... Smash... Island 2
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Chris: Welcome back to Total Smash Island 2. We last left off with the two team discussing strategies for their Military infiltration challenge, where the Emeralds need to overtake the base of the Swords, where the base is the cafeteria. Let's see how both teams are strategising.
We go to the Cafeteria where we see the Swords sitting on one of the tables and talking.
Corrin: So how are we gonna defend this place? This place isn't exactly a fortress.
Daisy: I'm sure we'll think of something.
Meta Knight: Do you have any ideas?
Daisy: Well... no.
Lucario: Well we can't just sit here and do nothing. Otherwise, the Emeralds will just walk all over us.
Wolf: Well that's not gonna happen.
Robin: You have a plan to stop them?
Wolf: I do. But I'm gonna need all of your help if we're gonna win.
Popo: And what makes you think we'll listen to you?
Robin: Do you have any better ideas? At least Wolf is trying.
Daisy: Go ahead Wolf, what's your plan?
Everyone looks at Wolf as the camera pulls away as Wolf explains everything to his team.
*Confessional*
Wolf: Haha, man, these idiots are so easy to manipulate. It's the perfect plan, I pretend to care and help them win challenges and that means I gain their trust. I just need to keep this up and I'll be rolling in that money in now time.
Corrin: Maybe Wolf isn't as bad as everyone says he is. Maybe this is him turning over a new leaf.
*End of Confessional*
We then see the Emeralds outside of the Cabins in a semi circle listening to Palutena.
Palutena: So as you know, the Cafeteria only have one entrance. Which means this is the only place we can get in.
Pac-Man: We know that. But how are we all gonna get in?
Palutena: That's where my brilliant plans comes into play.
Snake: This oughta be good.
Palutena: We hit them with everything we have.
Mega Man: Wait, you're not suggesting we...
Palutena: Yep. We go full out and hit them with everything.
Chrom: That's insane. That will never work.
Palutena: I'm sorry. Do any of you have a better plan?
Chrom: Yeah. Literally anything else.
Inkling: Come on guys, let's not fight each other. Let's just see how this goes and then we can think of other ways to beat the Swords if this plan fails.
Snake: I think you mean WHEN this plan fails.
Palutena looks at Snake with a disgusted look.
*Confessional*
Palutena: Grrr, that damn Snake. Whose does he think he is? Just because this is the sort of this he does all the time he thinks he's an expert. Well I'll show him. I'll show his little girlfriend too.
Snake: I don't trust Palutena. But for the sake of the team I'm gonna go along with her plans. But if she's starts to annoy me... I will get involved.
*End of Confessional*
Pokemon Trainer: Come on Inkling. You can't possibly think this plan is a good idea.
Inkling: Well... I
A klaxon goes off.
Chris: *Over a tannoy* Alright campers, your thirty minutes is up and your four hours of challenge time has begun. I wish you all the best of luck and try not to kill each other. Or do. I'm happy either way,
Chrom: Look, we don't have time for this. Let's just do Plautena's plan and try to win this thing.
Palutena: Thank you Chrom
Chrom: Don't push it. Just tell us where you want us.
We then see the Swords all yelling and running towards the Cafeteria, but then Wolf and Robin pop out of nowhere and blind them all by squirting Ketchup and Mustard into their eyes and the other using kitchen utensils to throw at the Emeralds.
Snake: Fall back!
The Emeralds run away back to the Cabins as the Swords celebrate.
Nana: Score one for the Master Swords.
Corrin: That was a great plan Wolf.
Wolf: Why thank you.
Meta Knight: Hey. We can't celebrate just yet. There's still a long way to go in this challenge.
Lucario: Meta Knight is right. This was a good start but we don't know what they will have planned for next time.
Wolf: They're right. Let's get ready for their next attack.
They all run in and see Bayonetta sitting on the table doing her nails.
Wolf: And can I ask why you didn't help us during that attack?
Bayonetta: Well you seemed like you had it all under control and I didn't want to get in the way.
Daisy: But we need every advantage we can take. We need everyone to do their part.
Bayonetta: And I will. Once I've finished doing everything to make myself look even better.
The whole team looks at her in anger.
Wolf: Let's not get distracted. We still have a challenge to win.
*Confessional*
Daisy: Ugh. I can't stand Bayonetta. As much as I want to win today's challenge... I don't mind if we lose. Because that means I can vote her off.
Robin: That Bayonetta is no lazy and annoying. If we weren't so busy with the challenge, I think I would slap her in the face.
Corrin: Bayonetta better hope that we win. Because if we don't... then I think we all know how it will end.
Wii Fit Trainer: Bayonetta is really making everyone angry. Once this challenge is over, I'll see if everyone will want to cal down with some yoga.
*End of Confessional*
We then see the Emeralds get back to the cabins as they all are catching their breath from running.
Simon Belmont: Well that didn't go as planned.
Snake: *Sarcastic* Yeah. Who would of thought?
Pac-Man: So... what's the plan now leader?
Palutena: Hold on I'm thinking.
Lucas: Well don't think for too long. We have a time limit on today's challenge.
Palutena: I got it. I have a new plan.
Inkling: We're not gonna got all out again are we?
Palutena: Of course not.
Chrom: Thank god.
Palutena: You guys are gonna rush them as I stay back here to think of more plans.
Pokemon Trainer: I beg your pardon?
Mega Man: Why do you get to stay back?
Palutena: Because I'm the leader and I said so.
They all look at her in anger, but Snake butts in.
Snake: Come on guys. Let's not argue. Let's just get this over with.
They will all start walking away as Inkling looks back at Palutena annoyed who looks at her nails and Inkling rejoins her team. They will see that the entrance is empty.
Pokemon Trainer: Why is no one there?
Simon Belmont: It's most likely a trap.
Snake: Well, whatever the reason, we have our orders.
Mega Man: Do we have to follow orders?
Snake: Well if we don't, we're probably never gonna hear the end of it from Palutena.
Chrom: Good point.
They all run towards the entrance, but then all get caught in a giant net that is being held by Lucario. The Swords, except for Bayonetta, walk out of the entrance.
Meta Knight: You do know that what you're doing is not working right?
Pac-Man: Oh trust me, we know.
Wolf: It doesn't matter, you won't anyway. Now everyone, time to let them go.
Lucario lowers the net and Wolf ties the top up. The Swords then lift up the Emeralds and take them to the cabins and drop them off and Wolf then unties the net and the Emeralds all fall out.
Robin: Sorry about this guys, we just want to win this challenge.
Wolf: We look forward to your next attack.
The Swords walk away, but Daisy looks back and waves at Snake. Palutena then walk out of her cabin and see her team in the floor.
Palutena: Man, you guys can't do anything right can you?
Snake: Alright, you know what...
Inkling: *Angry* That's it. I've had enough of your comments.
Palutena: Excuse me?!
Inkling: You think that just because you're a goddess that you think you know everything, well guess what, you don't. You're a terrible leader, a bad strategist and a bad friend.
Palutena looks stunned as the rest of the team all look stunned except for Snake.
*Confessional*
Snake: Well then. I guess the squid does have a spine.
Chrom: Damn. Inkling really gave it to Palutena. I bet it felt good though.
Pokemon Trainer: Go Inkling! You tell her how you feel. Let her know how bad she is.
Pac-Man: Now I'm not one to comment... But dang, Palutena got what she deserved.
*End of Confessional*
Palutena: Fine then. If you think you can come up with a better idea, then I'm all ears.
Inkling: Gladly. Hey Snake.
Snake: Yeah?
Inkling: You're a master of infiltration. Just tell us what to do and we'll do it.
Snake: Sure. But this does mean you will have to follow my every order.
Everyone but Snake and Palutena say 'Yes Sir' and salute. They all then look at Palutena.
Palutena: Fine.
We then see the Swords getting their next plan ready as Bayonetta sits and does nothing.
Lucario: You know, you could actually help out once in a while.
Bayonetta: But you're doing such a good job and I don't want to interrupt.
Meta Knight: Just leave it Lucario. She's not worth the time.
They will then hear something from outside. They both go outside where everyone else is looking at something.
Lucario: Everything okay?
Wolf: Yeah, it's just...
They see the Emeralds walking towards them and then stopping so that they're in talking distance.
Corrin: Can we help you guys?
Mega Man: Yeah. You can help but surrendering.
Popo: Wow, what a great plan.
Daisy: And what will you do if we don't surrender.
Simon Belmont: We can't tell you. It's a secret.
We then see Snake, Lucas and Inkling behind the cafeteria.
Lucas: I don't know if I can do this guys.
Snake: Relax, it's fine. Once we get in, all you need to do is get into the kitchen, make some noise when I give the signal and then we'll capture them.
Inkling: But what if someone's in there?
Snake: Leave that to me.
They sneak onto the roof and they all land quietly. Bayonetta sees them, but says nothing. The three look at each other in confusion, but run into the kitchen. Inkling and Snake grab a net and some rope. Lucas grabs a plate.
Snake: Now!
Lucas breaks the plate and the Swords hear it.
Meta Knight: What was that?
Wolf: Robin, Corrin, go check it out.
They go in, only to get ambushed by Snake and Inkling as they tie them up. They scream for help, which distracts the Swords as the Emeralds run them over and all go into the cafeteria. They all cheer as Chris walks into the cafeteria.
Chris: And it looks like the Master Emeralds have won today's challenge.
They all cheer.
Pac-Man: That was a great plan Snake.
Pokemon Trainer: You really saved the day.
They all look at Palutena who just walks out in a huff. Wolf and the Swords will walk into the cafeteria and see Robin and Corrin tied up and Bayonetta sitting in the table doing nothing.
Chris: Master Swords. Unfortunately you've lost again. But, this time it's even more unfortunate because have to vote someone off. I'll see you all at the ceremony.
They help untie Robin and Corrin. As the Emeralds also leave.
Wii Fit Trainer: Are you two okay?
Robin: We're fine. Not that Bayonetta was much help.
Bayonetta: Oh come on, you can't blame me for your mistakes.
Robin: I can. And I will.
Wolf: Hey, that's enough. We'll let the voting decide.
Daisy: Yeah, let's all think long and hard about who to vote off.
They all walk away staring at Bayonetta who gives them a non caring look. The evening comes and the Swords are sitting down facing Chris who is holding a tray of Marshmallows.
Chris: Campers. Welcome, to the bonfire ceremony. Whenever a team loses a challenge, you will be coming here after you cast your votes, where you'll see one of your fellow campers get voted off, catch a ride on the boat of losers and leave the Island. Forever.
*Confessional*
Nana: This one is a no brainer.
Lucario: Like you even need to ask.
Daisy: This seems mean. But it has to be done.
Bayonetta: There's just so many choices. But I think I know who should and will go home.
Wolf: If I wanna stay on everyone's good side, I need to have the same vote. This game is just too easy.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: You have all casted your votes and made your decisions. When I call your name, you will walk up here and claim your marshmallow. And the first marshmallow goes to... Wolf... Daisy... Wii Fit Trainer... Corrin... Nana... Lucario... Popo... Meta Knight... and the final marshmallow goes to... Robin.
Bayonetta: Wait what?! This is a mistake, I can't be the one leaving.
Chris: Voting says otherwise. It was pretty unanimous. Time to get in the boat.
Bayonetta: No, I refuse.
Chris: That's fine. Hey Chef, an you do the honours.
Chef then grabs Bayonetta and carries her and throws her onto the boat.
Robin: Wait Bayonetta. There's something I wanna give you before you go.
Bayonetta smile but then Robin slaps her as the boat leaves. They all cheer her.
Chris: The rest of you are safe. For now. Now I suggest you all go and get some shut eye.
They will all walk back to the cabins, but then Daisy will see Snake sitting in front of his cabin. Daisy walks over.
Daisy: Hey. Everything okay?
Snake: Hmm? Oh yeah, everything's fine. Just wanted to sit outside for a bit before hitting the hay.
Daisy: Inkling told me about how you helped your team win. That was really cool of you.
Snake: Hah, that's nothing. You should of seen Inkling when she stood up to Palutena. It was great.
Daisy: *Chuckles* I bet. Anyway, I better go and get some sleep. I'll see you tomorrow?
Snake: Of course princess.
They both them go into their cabins.
Chris: Well well well. It seems that there is love blooming in the battlefield. I wonder how this one will play out. Bit, what challenge will the two teams face next? Which camper will be next to be voted off? And will the Swords do better now that Bayonetta has left? Find out next time, on Total... Smash... Island 2!