Things weren't looking good… Vegeta, still in SSJ6, loose on the real world, and I couldn't even stop him since he was no longer part of my story. He looked at me with his 'evil' face and I froze up in fear, not knowing what to do.
"You're trash. There's no point in killing you" he told me. Luckily for me, he didn't seem to remember the penguin and meteorite incidents thanks to his amnesia.
"Y-Yes, yes, you're right, lord Prince of the Saiyans sir" I said while nodding repeatedly. Don't laugh, you would do the same thing if you were on my situation, right?
I looked around the computer room and saw that everyone was looking at Vegeta with an incredulous look. Some were muttering things like "Who's this guy?" and "Weird hair…" but Vegeta wasn't paying attention to them. I heard him say "I think I'll kill that Toriyama guy, he must be very powerful if he created me."
He then turned around to look at me. "Hey you, worm! Where do I find this Akira Toriyama? Tell me, or else I'll vaporize you!" he threatened.
This definitely didn't seem good… but then I thought "Why not take some advantage of it?" So I told Vegeta that Akira Toriyama casually lived in this city, with the aspect of one of my teacher, a very hateful one, and signaled him where his office at the Campus was. "Perfect, I save Toriyama, get Vegeta off my back and rid the world from an annoying and pedant teacher."
"Very well, as a reward after I'm done with Toriyama, you'll be next" Vegeta told me. I swallowed hard at this.
After that, Vegeta took off flying, going through the roof with a loud bang. It was a relatively 'clean' takeoff anyways, since he only made a hole on the roof, without causing mayor consequences to the building. Though due to the sound of traffic, car squeaks and other imprecations, I know that it wasn't that 'clean' of a takeoff.
After watching Vegeta disappear, I could hear explosions and see huge smoke clouds after a while. Thankfully he wasn't using all of his power, or else he would have already destroyed the planet by now. Then I heard a familiar buzz and turned around. There were also Goku, Gohan and Trunks! The computer I was writing on was still intact, so they must have taken advantage of that and used it to enter the real world too.
"Where's my father?" Trunks asked worriedly.
"What you think? Killing people, like he used to" I answered.
"We have to stop him, if this is the real world then whatever damage he causes will be real this time" Gohan said.
"I still don't understand much, but it seems like we're going to have one hell of a battle! Let's go!" Goku said with enthusiasm.
"Wait, can you take me with you? I don't want to miss the show" I said. Goku took me in his arms and now we all went flying to the Campus, which already looked more like a warzone now. And to put an emphasis on that, the army had taken to action now, and due to the gravity of the situation they had brought tanks, missile launchers, and everything else at hand. 'Had'. Excellent verbal tense, since they don't have it anymore. Vegeta hadn't slack for even a second.
I thought the rest of the now depleted army would soon be arriving with reinforcements as I saw Vegeta enter the office of my teacher. I saw some students, who also weren't fond of him, had pointed him at the right direction. I told Goku and the others to wait for a moment, as I got close to the office to see what was going on inside. After a second, I heard a huge commotion, followed by screams that seemed to be from my teacher, then the sound of an energy blast that vaporized him completely. Oh, I would have preferred a longer agony for him…
The entire university started cheering and came from all directions to hug their savior: Vegeta. They tried to lift him up to carry him on their shoulders, but he sent everyone flying away with an energy wave. Luckily, Goku and his friends were there to save as many people as they could.
"Ah, Kakarot. You should have stayed as a fictional character. You don't have any chance to defeat me in reality! Nothing will save you this time!" Vegeta said with a devilish smile.
The four Saiyans flew up to sky at an incredible speed and started duking it out. I couldn't tell what was going on since their movements were too quick. Every student who knew about Dragon Ball was cheering on Vegeta, their new hero.
Explosions were covering the sky, powerful thunders made impossible to hear anything and, from time to time, a loose blast destroyed part of the city. Fortunately, none hit me, or else I wouldn't be narrating this.
Suddenly, a figure was sent flying towards the ocean, another one quickly followed, and a final one crashed near where I was. It was Goku.
"D-D-Dammit… It seems you went a little too far with the power you gave Vegeta. We can't beat him even with the three of us together…" he told me when I got close to him.
"Then use Fusion" I told him.
"Right! But neither Gohan nor Trunks know how to do it, and we don't have time to practice…" he said.
I was going to answer, but a huge blast was coming towards us. Goku managed to divert it with a lot of effort, and then he was forced to attack Vegeta once again. Gohan and Trunks also reincorporated to the battle, though I didn't have much faith in them… I remembered I had left Vegeta far stronger compared to them. Darn it! If only I had known…
Without knowing what to do, I helplessly watched as everything was getting destroyed little by little. If the battle continued like that, the planet would soon be destroyed, and there weren't any Dragon Balls in this world! Wait… not on this world, but there were on the fictional world! If only I got back there, I could do anything, and bring help to stop Vegeta. But, where was I going to find a computer here? I didn't spend much time on the Campus, and didn't know it that well...
Then I saw my best friend rushing towards me. He did know the Campus more than I did, so I asked him where the computer room was in here.
"You caused this, didn't you?" he asked me without answering my question.
"Yes, but I can help stop it. But I don't know where the computer room is, you spend more time here then I do, so do you know where it is?"
"Fine, I'll help you just to save the world, follow me, it's over there" he quickly told me as we rushed through the explosions caused by the battle that was happening over us. We managed to get to the computer room, which thankfully was still intact, though not for long since the continuous earthquakes that were happening outside had the walls on the verge of collapsing.
Without thinking it twice, I started writing and soon, my imagination started working and I found myself in the Dragon Ball world. Now the problem was what to do? The answer came quickly than expected.
"You're back? There is no danger anymore, right?" Mr. Satan asked me from a rock he was hiding behind.
Yes! This was the chance to make my favorite character, Mr. Satan, become an actual hero! I increased his strength prodigiously, gave him the basics on how to fly, shoot KI and other 'basic' knowledge. His power was equal to that of a Super Saiyan 10. More than enough to defeat Vegeta!
"AAAH! What have you done to me?!" he exclaimed.
"Let's say I gave you an upgrade. Now, let's go, you have to stop Vegeta before he destroys the world!"
"WHAT? ME?! Eeeh… I would like to, but I have to go to the bathroom…"
"That can wait. Now, come on! Wait, this fight is going to be incredible, I can't miss it…"
I made Fortuneteller Baba appear and 'borrowed' her crystal ball, despite her protests. Then I dragged Mister Satan into the real world, despite his struggles. Soon, we found ourselves in the computer room, and I could hear that the battle continued outside.
"What did you do?" my best friend asked me.
"Here's our savior! Come on Mr. Satan! I gave you the power to defeat any opponent! It's your chance to save the world, the real world… and for real this time!" I said.
"Wait, what?! Have you been smoking something?!"
"You know that I don't smoke anything. Come on Mr. Satan! Save the world!" I replied, a bit annoyed.
"B-But they are up there and I don't know that flying trick, I haven't ever needed it to win before!" Mr. Satan exclaimed as if he had never lost before.
"Yeah, right… But you do know how to fly now! I gave you the knowledge of how to do it! You just have to try…" I told him.
"O-Okay, I'll try…" Mr. Satan accepted. He closed his eyes and started elevating from the ground. Suddenly, BAM! He went up flying out and made another hole on the roof, next to the one Vegeta had made before. My friend and I got out of there before the whole structure collapsed.
"I think I get your plan, but… Mr. Satan?" my friend questioned as we got ready to see the final battle on Fortuneteller Baba's crystal ball.
"Don't worry, I gave him more than enough power. Besides, he had to do something for himself one day" I replied.
Mr. Satan was flailing his arms and legs frenetically as he flew to the battlefield. He got there just on time since Goku, who was the only one left, was falling to out of the sky, unconscious.
"Hahaha! The Great Satan, The World's Champion, Destroyer of Cell, Protector of-" Mr. Satan laughed with great emotion, at the time he wished there were some cameras around.
"Get lost, bug!" Vegeta cut him off with a punch to the face.
"Owieowieowie!" Mr. Satan squealed, curling himself up. "Uh? That didn't hurt at all!" he realized as he got up and did the victory symbol with his classic laugh.
"What the-?!" Vegeta exclaimed in disbelief.
"You're finish, punk! The Great Satan will eradicate your evilness once and for all!" he exclaimed while he gave a thumb down.
"This can't be! I'm going to destroy you!" Vegeta said as he fired multiple energy blasts at Mr. Satan, who tried to run away from them but forgot he was in the air and wouldn't move. Every blast hit him straight on, but had no effect on him. At this time, Mr. Satan began realizing his superiority as laughed before counterattacking.
"SATAN PUNCH!" he shouted as he tipped a superb punch to Vegeta's gut, who wailed in pain. He couldn't believe that Mr. Satan of all people was beating him that easily. Satan began celebrating his victory earlier, giving time for Vegeta to recover. As Satan was busy congratulating himself, he didn't realize Vegeta was charging all of his energy into a Super Final Flash.
Vegeta shot his most powerful attack towards Mr. Satan, whose eyes widened in fear as the attack hit him. As the smoke cleared up, Mr. Satan's laughter could be heard. "Were those lights supposed to hurt?" he said as he appeared without a scratch on, although a bit disheveled from the explosion.
Seeing as the energy attacks didn't have any effect, Vegeta charged at Mr. Satan and started a furious attack of kicks and punches, but Mr. Satan didn't even flinch at those. My friend and I were laughing as we remembered that same scene from the anime but with Cell and Mr. Satan, the latter on Vegeta's place at the time.
Mr. Satan seemingly remembered it too because he threw Vegeta away with a slap from his arm in similar fashion, sending him flying into the distance, although sadly he didn't crash into a mountain since there weren't any around. Mr. Satan took of his championship belt and raised it above his head as he shouted, "No one can defeat the World's Champion!"
But Vegeta wasn't done yet, although he was badly hurt. More furious than ever, he charged at max speed towards Mr. Satan, but he was already aware of his superiority and dodged with ease.
"This can't be happening! How is a loser like him beating me?! This makes no sense!" Vegeta was on the verge of tears. He then looked down at the ground and saw me. His eyes got even angrier than before. "YOU! You are responsible for this!" he shouted.
Oh oh… Things were looking ugly again. Vegeta charged at me, willing to do anything to get revenge. I was certain of my impending death, however…
"SUPER GIGA FANTASTIC ULTRA POWERFUL SECRET SATAN KICK!" Mr. Satan exclaimed as he gave a spectacular kick to Vegeta's back, who deviated from his path and crashed onto the ground a few meters away from me.
A few minutes happened and there were no traces of Vegeta. Had he finally been vanquish? Peace returned. I looked around for Goku, Gohan and Trunks, but they weren't anywhere. Vegeta had seemingly left them pretty badly. However, Vegeta's crash onto the ground had apparently been so strong that shook the Earth's core, since a powerful earthquake started happening. At the same time, the sky was turning of a strange color, similar to how Namek was before exploding!
"Hahahaha! I'm invincible, indestructible, invulnerable, ingestible, untouchable, unscratchable…!" Mr. Satan continued celebrating as the ground shook open, not realizing the damage he had caused.
"Ooops! What do we do now?!" I said worriedly.
"Easy, use the Dragon Balls" my best friend told me.
"Right, but the computer room is destroyed… I know! Mr. Satan, you have to take me home, quickly!"
"Haha, sure thing buddy. This will help my public relationships with this world, I see the headlines tomorrow: 'Big hero helps young man in trouble'!"
"Hey! What about me?!" my best friend asked.
"If you die, I'll resurrect you…. don't worry!" I answered.
"I knew you were going to say that…"
After pointing him in the direction, Mr. Satan lifted me up and we went flying towards my house. I could see the progressive destruction of the world, everything was in chaos. I was hoping to save everything before it was too late…
Apparently, my sense of direction wasn't as good as I thought, since we were flying over the Atlantic. I should have asked my best friend for directions… We returned and went in the right direction, it wasn't easy since everything continued to shake up at every moment. I was hoping my house hadn't been destroyed…
Fortunately, after a few seconds of flying, we arrived in my town and found my house was still intact, but not for long. Unfortunately, landing wasn't that easy, since we crashed in the middle of the living room, making a hole on the roof in the process. Without time to explain my mom who I was with or why I had wrecked the house, I went to my computer and continued to write my story.
Soon, both Mr. Satan and I returned to the 'Dragon World' (that's what I'm calling it now) and with only wishing for it, since I didn't had time to collect all of the Dragon Balls, I made Shenron appear. Whatever I did wouldn't affect the real world, but the Dragon Balls would.
"Okay, my first whish is for everyone who was killed by Vegeta to revive and for Earth to return to its previous state before he came to the real world!" I said.
Shenron obliged and I realized I had accidentally revived my teacher. Dang it! Well, it doesn't matter, saving mankind was more important, I think… My second wish was to bring all of the Z-Fighters who were still in the real world, back to this one.
Goku, Gohan and Trunks appeared in front of us, while Vegeta lay on the ground with his back broken. I revived him at the same time I brought him down to normal (I didn't want any more trouble).
My third whish was for everyone in the real world to forget what had happened, with the exception of me and my best friend (to at least remember all of this and laugh), and that was that. Everything went back to normal, at least in the real world.
I bid the Z- Fighters farewell and remembered them that everything would also return back to normal in their world once I had left. Mr. Satan came close to me and whispered, "Eeeh… sorry, but before you leave… can you give me some more time to solve an issue with #18?"
"Sure! But make it quickly, okay?" I replied, knowing what he meant.
I made Mr. Satan appear in front of #18, at the Satan House. I turned myself invisible so I wouldn't interfere and saw how Mr. Satan renegotiated his large debt with the android.
"And what makes you think I'll accept, phony?" said #18, not knowing everything that had happened just until now.
"Hahaha! Puny android! Take a look at my new and fabulous powers! Get ready to get wreckt!" Mr. Satan exclaimed as he powered up, but not even a weak energy appeared. Not even a dust particle moved. He looked at #18 in horror, shaking as she walked closer, threateningly.
"I'm dead!" was all poor Mr. Satan managed to say.
Hahaha! I'm terrible!
And well, that's it. Sorry for getting most of you killed, but hey, I revived you. I hope I didn't cause you too much of a shock or anything… well, you don't even remember it! Whatever… at least I got a souvenir: Fortuneteller Baba's crystal ball!
The End
Dang it! Now that I remember it… I didn't write any story!