I know this will be different, but I will be putting this story to first person.

Shayla's POV

It's the next day. All set to hang out with Chamber and Scar. I started coming to the company I work for at my first day. I woke up to get set for my shift as I saw Chamber and Scar waiting for me so we can all go together.

"Hey!" That was Chamber. Scar is alongside her. We gave each other a hug. "How did you sleep?"

"I slept so well! I dreamt of being with you guys as pals." I said as I saw the woman who I met was annoying me about parking over here, but I really wasn't parking I was in traffic.

"Excuse me. You can't make out in public." She said as she proceeded to repeat herself until we were annoyed with her. Kroks came out and threw and sharp knife at her.

"Shut the fuck up man. Don't you know when to keep your mouth shut? Jeez..." After Kroks shut her up, she exploded. Kroks came up to me and said, "If this slut ever comes up to you again, you can always throw something at her and she'll explode."

"Kroks are you sure that will help?"

"Yes. Same with Man/Women, the dumbass I hate with a burning passion."

"Oh I hate her too. When she turned into a man, it made me puke and cuss her out."

"Yeah no, She will do something stupid soon I can sense it. When she kept stalking me, I filed a restraining order on her so she'll stop doing that."

"I mean, that woman is okay but she'll annoy you nonstop."

"Yeah she's okay but she'll be annoying."

"Alright, so where to for my shift?" I asked as we all took the bus to Shark's workplace.

"We can show you again." Scar said.

After the shifts, we ended up thinking of some ideas on what to do about me becoming a comedian. We came up with some good club venues to go to for open mics. We usually like to walk around and see what's there.

"Is this the bar that Fitz and Skillet go to a lot?" I asked.

"Oh yeah. I heard they do open mics all the time." Kroks said. "I seen Golden Joe do it all the time so you can ask him about it."

"Who's Golden Joe?" I asked. That name seems so familiar. I just can't seem to figure out where I heard it from.

"He's someone who helped Fitz and Skillet before. I'm sure he'll help you out to become a comedian." Kroks added.

"Oh it's where Rhoda works at." We were approaching towards the bar and we carefully went as we saw Fitz and Skillet there. Rhoda was staring at us, assuming that we're new.

"I think just one beer tonight, Rhoda." Kroks said as he gave the money to him as he chugged the beer and then he didn't drink the whole thing.

"What's the occasion, my dude? You brought your friends over tonight?"

"Nah, you see, my new friend was a comedian back at her hometown."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

"We got Golden Joe who does comedy, we definitely do need another one."

"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. HELL NO. HELL. NO." Golden Joe appeared. "WHOS THE NEW COMEDIAN? GIMMIE ANSWERS."

"Oh shit, Heyyyyy, Joe." Kroks got shocked as he came.

"Is that him, Kroks?" I asked Kroks as Golden Joe came towards me.

"WHO ARE YOU?" Golden Joe yelled as I tried not to get his yelling into me.

"I'm Shayla, preferred to be called Shay."

"I'M JOE. GOLDEN JOE."

"I heard so much about you. I just love the way you do get the crowd to go wild for you." While I had a conversation, I saw man/woman get a drink and I immediately got disgusted so I puked up what I drank during my break since I didn't fully digest it.

"Everything alright, Shay?" Rhoda asked. "You want a drink or anything?"

"No I'm good. Thank you." I'm not a drinker. I only drink smoothies, lattes, and water.

"Oh dammit, it's that bitch again." Kroks gave her a dirty look as he was around me and the rest.

"What bitch? Oh yeah, that one that turns into a man." I went along with the joke Kroks said.

"THERE YOU GO, SHAY. YOU GETTING IT." Kroks was having so much fun joking around.

"THAT'S A GOOD ONE I GOTTA ADMIT." Golden Joe did too.

"Well, I'm not going to intervene. I am admitting that this is real funny there, Shay." Rhoda was floating right by the bar.

"Thank you guys." I said as Man/Woman confronted me.

"Excuse me? You don't talk shit when you want to." She yelled.

"At least I don't turn into a man whenever a guy flirts with me." I joked as the confrontation got really hilarious.

"EWWWWW IS THAT A SCRAP OF PAPER ON YOUR BACK?"

"…No? It's my tail sweetheart."

"I'm not your sweetheart, m'am."

"I wasn't calling you that, I was playing around."

"If you were playing around so much, why would you poke fun at me, you bitch?"

"Yeah, I am a bitch because I was born intentionally to correct women who turn into a man, has a retraining order against one of my friends for stalking, and does nothing but call people a bitch, like yourself." I winked as she gasped and everyone in the bar started "oooooooo"ing at both me and Man/Woman.

"OHHHHHH SHIT SHAY KILL EM." Golden Joe was cheering for me.

"You're such a bitch." Man/Woman was really offended that she started throwing punches at me.

"Oh you wanna play this game, then we will see how that goes." I threw that punch right back for self defense as everyone kept cheering for me. "You punch me in the stomach, I'll punch you right back." I replied as I punched her in the nose, giving her a bloody nose all over the floor.

"Damn, she's a fighter. What do you think, Skillet?" Fitz is watching me put Man/Woman in her place as Skillet made a noise and went up and down quickly.

A police officer who is shaped like a blue peanut comes over and he observes what happened and then asked Shay what happened.

"So, uh. That woman. She's got a bloody nose, and it must've made her really pissed." He was talking to me.

"This was all over shit talk." I was laughing as he proceeded to laugh too.

"No freaking way." He laughed as we both started laughing. "This is a joke."

"It's actually serious, but also funny. I can't believe I beat the shit out of her really badly for that. I'm done."

Peanut Cop was smoking marijuana as I continuously laugh hard nonstop. "Bro, I'm gonna let you slide this time. She must've got offended."

"Oh she has."

"Bro that was hilarious." Chamber was laughing hard.

"Wonder what her problem was, man." I said.

"You're good man." Peanut Cop left as Chamber, Scar, Kroks, Pyramid, and I all went back home.

"I gotta admit Shay, I didn't know you were a fighter. You beat her up so badly." Kroks was literally happy as heck I beat her up.

"Who was that guy?" I asked.

"Peanut Cop! He will joke around and he smokes so you're good." Scar said.

"I hope we continue this comedian thing. I was told by Rhoda that we would do the comedy sketches tomorrow night." I said. "You all have a good night."