(Leela's apartment)
Leela was currently lying on her bed in the foetus position tears coming down her eye 'I'll never find my prince charming' she thought as when she was a little girl she read stories of prince's capturing the hearts of a princess and she always wanted to be that princess, but as she grew older she placed walls up wanting to be strong and not considered inferior due to her sex, but deep down she still wanted her prince charming
(next morning)
"So how's it going girls?" Will asked as she, Amy, and Leela were currently having coffee
"I had a date last night" Leela said trying to keep her emotions calm
"Well how'd it go?" Will asked hoping it went alright as even though she liked the cyclops and wanted her to be part of Naruto's harem, it didn't mean she wanted her to fail at romance or be unhappy
"It went...terrible" Leela said as she had a date with a man she thought was great, but he turned out to be a perv staring at her rack most of the time and when he revealed his lizard tongue she decided to leave
Will and Amy frowned hearing this as they had similar experiences with men perving on them
'Naruto at least cares about what's on the inside' Will thought as she and him perved on many women but they at least the decency to respect the person said body belonged who "so how was it growing up?" she asked hoping to take her mind off the crappy date
"I was an orphan" Leela said surprising both Amy and Will but mostly Will
'Son of a bitch' Will thought as she listened to Leela explain her life as an orphan 'no wonder Naruto felt so close to her' she thought as Naruto told her he felt a connection with Leela akin to kindred spirits 'I swear he's so intuitive it's insane' she thought thinking the two kindred spirits deserved better
"Ok that's it we're taking you out tonight" Amy said wanting to cheer Leela up
"Who's taking who out" Naruto said as he and Bender delivered some local packages
"I better be invited" Bender said lighting a cigar as he drank some vodka
"Sure let's all get smashed tonight" Will said as she and the others agreed
"Ah friends may I join in the festivities as well" Zoidberg said crab walking his way into the room
"Now what's this I here about drinking count me in" LaBarbara said as she came in with a fresh stack of paperwork
(later)
"Why the fuck do you have gaydar" Naruto asked wondering why Bender carried a machine for that purpose
"Thought it come in handy to save us some time" Bender said as he liked to speed things along with Leela's love life as she was even making him feel bad for her
"Alright well let me get us a refill on drinks" Narruto said as most of their drinks were gone as he left to go to the bar he saw LaBarbara at the bar yelling at a muscular bald dark skin man
"I said leave me alone Barbados" LaBarbara said as he was an ex boyfriend of hers and didn't treat her with respect always expecting her to drop her panties and have sex with him
"Oh c'mon woman just look at these pecs" Barbados said as he flexed his pecs
"How about you leave her alone dumbass before I break your head on this bar" Naruto said as he didn't like his friends being harassed
"Oh and what will you do about you whiskered buffon" Barbados said glaring at Naruto as he ripped off his shirt
"Is he for real" Naruto asked LaBarbara looking at her curiously
"Sadly yes it's always a pissing contest with him" LaBarbara said as that was one of the many reasons she broke up with him
"C'mon little man show us what you got" Barbados said as he flexed his pecs and muscles
"Ya know what fine" Naruto said wanting to put this dick in his place, so he took off his jacket and his orange shirt revealing his well built body upper body that was more defined than Barbados even though he seemed smaller than Barbados muscles
"Take the rest off" Will said screaming loudly as she and the others watched and saw Naruto take his jacket and shirt off
"Holy crap he's a stud" Amy said examining his muscles
Leela is getting an eye fill and began to drool a bit
"Dang Naruto were you carved from marble" LaBarbara said as she began to feel his six pack
Barbados got angry that Naruto seemed to have better muscles than him so he threw a punch which Naruto easily caught and then threw him to an empty table breaking it
"Oh my god that was amazing" LaBarbara said as she was amazed Naruto was so strong and didn't act like Barbados
(later)
"C'mon Leela" Will said as she was carrying a barely conscious Leela
"Aww c'mon girl the party is just getting started" LaBarbara said as she had a light blush on her face as she had a few drinks "what do ya say Naruto you ready for the afterparty" she asked putting heavy emphasis on afterparty while pressing her chest into his side
Naruto smirked and grabbed her ass "hope you have the energy to keep up" he said feeling her hot breath on his face
(LEMON/LIME WARNING)
(later)
"C'mon" Naruto said carrying Leela to his couch getting a blanket and tucked her in while also getting some Advil and Aspirin along with a glass of water setting it on the table next to the couch so she could try and kill her hangover when she woke up, he then went to his room only to be grabbed and dragged to his bed
"Time to give you a show ya sexy man" LaBarbara said as she and Will slowly began to strip
"You both are gorgeous" Naruto said admiring their figures as they were now in their bras and panties
"Gotta say LaBarbara you are very sexy" Will said admiring the MILF's body
"Glad you approve" LaBarbara said pressing her chest against Will's "how about you sexy man" she asked seeing him no longer in any clothes and was very erect 'damn he's bigger than all the men I've slept with' she thought feeling her pussy moisten imaging his dick in her
"I love what I see" Naruto said with his throbbing erect member
"How about you start us off LaBarbara" Will said as they got on their knees in front of Naruto
"Thank you Will" LaBarbara said as she stared at Naruto's member giving it a few licks before she took it in her mouth
"C'mon LaBarbara you can do better than that" Will said grabbing the back of LaBarbara's head making her deepthroat Naruto and smiled as she saw she had no problems "I'm impressed LaBarbara not just any woman can take Naruto to his base" she said as she got being her and began to finger her vulnerable pussy
'Oh I didn't think this would happen' LaBarbara thought as she felt Naruto increase his thrusts and Will increase her fingering pace 'but god I love it' she thought feeling tears of joy go down her face
"I'm close" Naruto said as he thrusted more furiously into LaBarbara's mouth
"Cum on both of us Naruto" Will said as she kneeled down next to LaBarbara and as Naruto took his cock out of her mouth he coated them in his seed and they licked it off the other
"Never thought I'd ever do this" LaBarbara said as she never thought she'd ever be in a threeway
"Oh sweetie" Will said as she licked the last of Naruto's cum off her "we're nowhere near done" she said ripping LaBarbara's bra off then her own "Naruto is still very erect so you better be ready to get the pounding of your life" she said giving LaBarbara's ass a nice hard spank
"LaBarbara get on top of Will" Naruto said in a dominant tone as they did as they were told
"Wonder who will get fucked first" Will said on her back staring into LaBarbara's eyes as she was on top of her
"How good is he" LaBarbara asked as she felt Naruto remove their panties making them completely nude
"He'll reshape your pussy and stretch you out but the best part is he'll satisfy you so well you'll want to do it again and again whenever you feel even the tiniest bit of lust" Will said as whenever she got horny she wanted Naruto to do it with her again and again till she was a drooling mess
LaBarbara seemed to become even wetter from what Will had just told her but before she could have anymore thoughts Naruto thrusted into her
"And looks like we have a winner" Will said making out with LaBarbara muffling her moans
'She's so tight' Naruto thought amazed by her tightness and saw her ass jiggle with every thrust and decided to spank it
"Oh" LaBarbara said moaning loudly
"Oh that's it scream" Will said feeling pleasure from the feeling of Naruto's thrusts as he thrusted into LaBarbara 'that's it Naruto don't just fuck her ruin her' she thought with a smirk as LaBarbara was moved slightly forward and her tits were now in Will's face so she took the opportunity and suckled on them
LaBarbara could no longer handle the sexual assault on two sides and felt an orgasim approach and her inner walls tighten around Naruto's dick as they both came
"Aw poor girl couldn't handle your big dick" Will said as she moved LaBarbara off of her and then gave her pussy a kiss taking in some of Naruto's cum "she did good for a first time girl having sex with you" she said to Naruto
"Yeah well don't think I forgot about you Will" Naruto said as he flipped her around getting her on her hands and knees
"That's it baby wreck your bitch" Will said as she wanted Naruto to once again wreck her
"Beg" Naruto said rubbing the tip of his dick against her moist lips
"I have been a good girl please make me cum" Will said only to get a hard slap on her ass
"I said beg" Naruto said wanting more from his redheaded lover
"Fine fuck me like a whore treat me like a cheap slut and fuck me" Will said desperately then felt Naruto pierce her pussy "ah that's it" she said feeling complete with him inside her
Naruto began to go all out with no restraint unleashing all his strength into the sexual act
Will began to drool as her eyes rolled back into her head as she climaxed
(LEMON END)
(next morning)
"Oh god" Leela said waking up with a pounding headache and saw some pills and water on the table and as she picked them up and examined them she tossed them in her mouth and drank the water
"Morning sleeping beauty" Naruto said as he cooked breakfast
"Hey" Leela said as she got up feeling a little dizzy and felt a little vile build up in her stomach
"Glad to see you're awake Leela" LaBarbara said as she sat at the table with Will
Leela's eye widened as she quickly deduced why planet express bureaucrat was here and blushed then felt the her stomach contents rise as her stomach burned from all the alcohol she drank so she threw up in the nearest trash can
"A thousand years and still no cure for hangovers" Naruto said as he patted Leela's back pumping some medical chakra into her hoping to alleviate the pain she was suffering from
(later)
"So how was that energy guy?" Will asked wondering how it went for her as she didn't know how it was possible for a being made of pure energy
"Uneventful" Amy said with a angry frown
"Unequipped for bedroom action?" Will asked it sounding more like a statement
"You have no idea" Amy said as she sat through him singing when till they arrived at her place
"Yeah that was the reason" Bender said as he opened his chest door and revealed his gaydar
"I think your gaydar is bullshit" Will said unsure if the machine actually worked
"Ok ask him if someone is gay" Bender said daring her as he knew she could communicate with machines
Will looked at the gaydar using her powers giving it life "is Naruto gay?" she asked getting a look from said blonde
The gaydar laughed hysterically "be serious" it said between laughs
"Ok maybe it's not total bullshit" Will said with a laugh
"Good news everyone we have a tax deduction mission for charity to Vergon-6" Professor said as he explained to them the status of the planet
'Another fuck up for the future' Naruto said as taking all the resources from another planet making it a hollow husk leaving all the animals to die made him angry
(later)
"I'm sorry who is this guy?" Naruto asked as they were approaching Vergon-6 but ran into the starship named the Nimbus it's captain Zapp Brannigan
"A decorated war hero he saved a planet from an army of killbots" Leela said fawning over that
"A dark day in robot history" Bender said sadly bowing his head
"How'd he do that?" Naruto asked as he had seen different styles of robots and even seen Will lookup different robots and knew killbots were deadly
(later)
They all had entered the bridge and when they did Naruto saw a large blond man hiding like a child 'please for all that is holy don't let this be Zapp Brannigan' he thought as he then saw the man rush and shove Kif Kroker an alien that had just introduced himself to the ground as he spotted Leela and Will
'Well the future and most likely the earth is fucked' Kurama said to Naruto mentally
'Fuck yeah it is' Naruto thought as men like him made him sick those who would run and cower instead of standing up and fighting for the right thing and to make it worse Naruto guessed the man took credit for others hard work to get his position
(later)
Naruto's hand was currently bleeding as it had crushed a glass of water in his hand as he had just heard how Zapp had won the battle of the killbots 'he sent hundreds of men to their death to reach a kill limit' he thought in rage as that sounded like the most disgusting thing he ever heard
"You suck" a man from the crowd of men eating said
'For lack of better words' Naruto and Will thought in unison
"So Zapp can you assist us with the rescue of animals on Vergon-6" Leela said as Zapp spit out his drink then ordered his men to send them to a cell
(later)
"I'm sorry what's the problem with me breaking us out, this cell is bullshit" Naruto said as he believed he could handle everyone on this ship without the use of chakra
"If you do you become a criminal of earth and drag us with you" Leela said as she knew Naruto was powerful and could easily do what he said
"How the fuck did this idiot get any sort of power is beyond me" Will said as his idiocy was baffeling
"Preach it sister" a guard from outside said
"Well I'm not staying here under the command of someone who'll likely get us killed" Naruto said as he was never gonna give anyone the satisfaction of letting them think they captured him
"That meatbag is a special type of stupid" Bender said as he knew only a handful of humans and Zapp Brannigan was definetely the dumbest "not even Zoidberg is this dumb" he said as the crab man was indeed crazy and dumb but no to the agree of Zapp Brannigan
'He's right' they all thought as the doctor did not know proper anatomy of any species
"The jackass wants to see them" Kif said pointing to Will and Leela
Naruto squeezed his formerly cut up hand as he knew what the buffoon wanted them for
"Trust me we'll be ok" Will said as she knew Naruto was worried for them and knew it wasn't from jealousy and it came from a good place "and I'll make sure Leela doesn't get the wrong impression of him" she said as she knew Zapp's type and even though he was as dumb as a sac of rocks he knew how to act and play of certain emotions
"If he tries anything on you show him a real zap" Naruto said wanting Will to barbeque his genitals
Will nodded as they left
"C'mon let's play some cards to take your mind of that waste of a meatbag" Bender said taking out a deck of cards from inside him
"Hand em over" Naruto said as he shuffled the deck
(with the girls)
"He wants you in these" Kif said bringing out a pair of revealing outfits
"You seem like a nice guy so I'm gonna let you walk away" Will said as she knew Zapp ordered him to do this so she was gonna let him off easy and when she and Leela went in they found themselves in a somewhat cliche room that was a cross between what one would imagine from a romance novel and a love hotel
They watched him try and act like a bigshot but when that failed he began to start crying
'Is he fucking serious' Will thought curiously and saw that Leela's peronal strength weaken 'oh good god' she thought losing a little respect for Leela "listen dipass your piss ass acting would work on one woman but you have two here and one of them is clearly the smarter one" she said as she got Leela's attention "but I'm probably giving you to much credit" she said as she dragged Leela out but not before sending a bolt at his crotch shocking him into unconciousness, they were then brought back to the cell where they saw Naruto and Bender playing poker
"Hold on" Kif said running toward them "you're free to go" he said surprising them
"Why?" Naruto asked curiously
"She fried his crotch that was the greatest gift I could ever receive" Kif said as he hated Zapp
"How'd you know I did it?" Will asked curiously
"The jackass had a camera in his room and ordered me to get the 'money shot'" Kif said in disgust as he found the act he was ordered to do disgusting
"Ok next time I see him I'll beat his ass in" Naruto said as he hated it when people did such things to women
"We'll let you do it later the animals need us" Leela said as she and the others ran to the ship
(later on Vergon-6)
"How are you even here?" Naruto asked curiously as he was with Nibbler
"I may have been left behind by accident" Nibbler said as he felt a little embarrassed
"Want a ride" Naruto said as he wasn't gonna leave him to die
"Much appreciated" Nibbler said climbing on top of Naruto's shoulder
(with Leela and Will)
"I can't believe you bought into his bs Leela I mean seriously" Will said as she rode a pony that looked like Leela
"Alright I get it I was an idiot" Leela said as she was mentally berating herself after hearing and witnessing the dumb crap Zapp was pulling
"It's fine but try and do better" Will said as they made it to the ship and sent the pony inside
"I mean I never had a boyfriend hell I'm still a virgin" Leela said as she kept that a secret for a long time
"Wow" Will said in amazement "people are way dumber than I thought" she said as she once again checked Leela out again
"Why doesn't anyone want to date me" Leela asked Will as she was the closest thing to a best friend she ever had
"I have no clue but it's not true" Will said with a serious expression "people are idiots trust me, but Naruto wants to date you" she said as Naruto was very open with being attracted to her
"How can I be sure I'm not just some passing fancy ready to be tossed aside later on" Leela said as she remembered this morning knowing Naruto had 'relations' with LaBarbara
"Stop" Will said with a glare making Leela a little fearful of the redhead "Naruto won't sleep with anyone he doesn't feel a connection to, is there a physical attraction yes but he tries to see what's beneath that body wanting to know almost everything about you he may do it with everyone he feels a bond with be they friend or potential lover but never doubt that he wants more than that pretentious asshole Zapp Brannigan" she said her glare still burning with intense emotions
"I'm sorry" Leela said feeling a little bad and then spotted Naruto and also a small black creature on his shoulder "aww he's adorable" she said walking over examining the creature
Nibbler began to act cute and started to climb on her rubbing against her making her fawn over his cuteness
"Drop the act jackass" Naruto said making Leela confused "he's smart like sentient don't fall for his crap" he said making Nibbler glare
"What is the matter with you" Nibbler said angrily wondering why he blew his cover
"Cause you pulled this shit on other people I'm not gonna let you do it on a friend" Naruto said as he saw Nibler do this a thousand years ago and got spoiled so Naruto wasn't gonna let him play his friend
"Well" Leela said picking him up "he's still cute" she said despite the fact he tried to trick her
"I still got it" Nibbler said as she embraced him into a hug
"I got the last animal let's go" Bender said carrying a flamingo that was both male and female but two heads were only of one gender
Nibbler saw the animal and looked at it with hunger
"You eat all these animals I'll cook your ass" Naruto said as he knew despite Nibbler's size he could pack away a lot
(later on the ship)
"What do you mean we have zero fuel?" Will asked clearly pissed off as she handled the mechanics of the ship and everything else and she was sure she filled it up
"Eh heh" Bender said nervously as he syphoned the tank's fuel and sold it
"What did you do?" Will said glaring at him
Bender soon explained what he did
The others let out a sigh as they knew they had only one option so they used the ships built in video phone
"Hello lovely ladies" Zapp said with an ice pack on his genitals "come back for more of the Zapper" he said smugly
"Can I please kill him?" Naruto asked Will in a whispering tone
"We need him...for now" Will said wanting to let Naruto do everything he was thinking of doing to Zapp
After a quick explanation of what was wrong they asked for a pick up "sure but you two ladies have to help me keep my bed warm tonight" Zapp said not noticing Will and Bender restraining and holding Naruto back from straight up cursing at him
"Please sir precious lives are on the line please look into your heart" Nibbler said as the universe was screwed if Naruto died
"What the hell is that" Zapp said not really caring that he talked "eh who cares leave him and I'll send a transport to pick you up" he said nonchalantly
Will and Bender could no longer hold back Naruto "fuck you you selfish self entitled piece of shit fuck you you better pray I don't get my hands on you" he said ending the transmission "do we have any ideas on what to do" he asked as he the silence basically told him they were fucked, but all their thoughts were put to a halt as they heard a loud bang and saw that a dark matter ball appeared under Nibbler
"You shit space fuel" Naruto asked in amazement 'this may explain why he eats so much' he thought as the amount he ate was insane
"Quick we need to get it into the engine" Will said as she tried to pick it up knowing full well it was shit but couldn't move it
"It weighs ten thousand pounds Will" Naruto said as he could lift a lot but he needed to go into cloak mode
"Holy crap" Bender said amazed by Naruto's golden aura and took a quick picture
'Cool' Will thought amazed by her lovers appearance
'Wow' Leela thought as she was in awe of his appearance as she now could clearly see most if not all his define features thinking he was even more handsome
Naruto took a deep breath and created two more sets of arms and used all his arms and was able to pick up the small heavy weight ball and carried it to the engine and when he dropped it in the engine activated "punch it" he said as he did not want to stay on the hollow world any longer
(later)
"Hey Naruto" Leela said as only she and him were the only ones in the cockpit
"Yeah?" Naruto asked wondering what was on her mind
"Wanna go on a date?" Leela asked nervously
"Absolutely" Naruto said with a smirk "what's your favorite place to eat" he asked her curiously
(later)
"Here you go bam" Elzar said as he brought two plates to Naruto and Leela
"How on earth did you get a reservation here" Leela asked as it took a lot of time and effort to get a reservation here
"Elzar makes a lot of orders for certain items for him to cook so I make it a point to pick it up for him every once and awhile" Naruto said as he had developed a system whenever he made it to a new planet leaving a hiraishin marker along with placing a few on space ships he made contact with creating a grid so each seal could connect to another if they were in close enough range the farthest he had stretched his hiraishin was to the moon and back on a singular seal without using more than the chakra needed to use the hiraishin regularly
"You betcha and since he gets me such good deals and doesn't charge me over the price I give him a twenty-five percent discount and a table whenever he should need it" Elzar said as he liked Naruto and his honest attitude as he was as straight as they came "and here's a free dessert on the house" he said bringing up two slices of cake that he hid behind him with his two lower arms
(later)
"Wow this is amazing" Leela said as she and Naruto skated along the ice at the public ice ring
"You got skills" Naruto said as the only reason he was so balanced was because he had trained in order to balance himself with water and tree walking making things like ice skating easy
"I like to skate from time to time" Leela said as it was one of her hobbies and passions
"So tell me about yourself Leela" Naruto asked as she seemed well guarded most of the time
"What do you want to know?" Leela asked curiously wondering what questions he'd ask
"How was it growing up?" Naruto asked wondering if it was as hard then for the female cyclops as he knew she had difficulties
"Not great I use to be an orphan" Leela said as it hurt to always be reminded of that fact that she was abandoned
"Trust me I know the feeling" Naruto said as they may have been similar they went through different hardships "I was an orphan too I grew up alone no parents or anything and was ignored and sometimes beaten just for existing" he said remembering his early hardships as a jinchuriki
"Sorry" Leela said not knowing what else to say but felt a closer connection to him as they could relate to each other better than anyone else
"It's fine I got great friends in the long run" Naruto said remembering all the bonds he's formed over the years
"Am I included?" Leela asked nervously
"That's a silly question" Naruto said with a smirk "of course you are" he said with a truly honest smile
Leela gave him a quick hug as she felt accepted for once in her life
Little did both know they were being watched by two hooded figures from a sewer grate
(later)
"You didn't have to do this" Leela said as they were at Leela's first home the orphanarium
"I know I wanted to" Naruto said as they approached the very run down building 'man it's just as bad as my apartment' he thought thinking back to his childhood home
"Leela is that you?" an old man said as they entered the orphanarium
"Yeah" Leela said giving the man a hug
Naruto examined the room and saw the building was on its last legs "hey old man you take donations?" he asked curiously
"Of course" the man said as all the money they received was used up quickly
"Here" Naruto said writing a check handing it to the man
"Ten million dollars?!" the man exclaimed loudly in surprise
Leela looked at him in surprise that he'd donate so much "thank you" she said with admiration in her voice as it was so inspiring what he was doing
"No problem we orphans have to help each other out" Naruto said as he would always support children in anyway possible
Leela had to force herself to not cry as this was truly the kindest thing anyone has ever done as she knew the orphanarium had only a few years left at best
(later at Leela's apartment)
"That was literally the best night of my life" Leela said as they stood in front of her apartment door
"I'm glad I could give it to you" Naruto said glad she had a good date for once
Leela kissed his cheek "hopefully we can have another" she said sounding a little hopeful
"Count on it" Naruto said as he teleported away
Leela walked into her apartment into her all white living room carpet on the floor, walls, and even the ceiling where she saw Nibbler on the floor licking himself and when he saw she entered he stopped
"You saw nothing" Nibbler said with a glare
"You have your own room you know that right" Leela said still finding the creature adorable despite its high intellect
"No I did not" Nibbler said venturing into another room to avoid the awkwardness
'I'm so gonna use this to blackmail him' Leela said as she wanted to enter him in contests for pets and wanted to dress him up
Nibbler felt a shiver run down his spine at that moment fearing what events might transpire later on