The Bronze Deer - Episode Two: Please Fall Into My Trap!
- Sincerely, The Enemy.
Claudio: That's a weird title. Eh, I'm sure it's nothing.
Leonie: Claudio, this letter was addressed to you and the professor.
Claudio: Lemme take a peek at it.
Claudio opened up the letter and in it contained words that were really hard to read and looked to be written with a purple crayon.
Claudio: Huh. Whoever wrote this looks to be a child. I wonder who it could be from.
Claudio scanned through the letter and couldn't figure out who could have wrote it, despite there being three words in the top right corner that read 'from Not Cethleann.'
Claudio: Nope, can't tell who wrote this.
Suddenly, Flayn popped out of the letter with an angry look on her face. She was carrying a spoon, which she used to bonk Claudio on the top of his head.
Flayn: YOU STUPID FOOLIO! IT'S FROM ME! RAAAAAAGEEEEE!
Claudio: Ouch! That friggin hurt lady!
Claudio took a few seconds to pause and stare at the name Not Cethleann.
Claudio: That's you? Okay. Jump out of the letter and let me read it then.
Flayn jumped out of the letter and stood beside Claudio as he read it out. The rest of the group came over to listen, including Cyril, but nobody noticed him.
Claudio: i haav sum things tew ask of yu. seteth anne dye are trapped within the mc donald duck playplace. Pls send nudes… i mean send help. - Not Cethleann.
Claudio: You need help?
Flayn: Yup. We're trapped there with no way out. HARDCOOOORE!
Claudio: Look man, I'm dumb as bricks but didn't you climb through the letter you sent me?
Flayn: I did.
Claudio: Then why didn't you just tell Seteth to do the same?
Flayn: I dunno. EXTREEEEEEME!
Lysithea: Why do you keep yelling random words after every one of your sentences?
Flayn: Because I'm actually a wrestler on the purest of heroine and it feels good. PILE DRIVE!
Lysithea: … *brain malfunctioning* …
Claudio: So all we have to do is get your brother out of the playplace, right?
Flayn: Correction. My brother and I.
Claudio: What? You're already out though.
Flayn: Sorry Claudio daddy-o. The law of content dictates I should go back to the playplace or else this would be a pointless episode. I'm just gonna jump back through. Excuse me, pardon me. Coming through. Got a letter to teleport through.
The group watched as Flayn tried to fit herself back through the letter. She seemed to be having problems fitting inside.
Flayn: Wow, it looks like I've put on some weight. I swear this didn't happen last time when we tested it.
Leonie: You tested this before?
Flayn: Ahahaha sorry folks. Anywho, gotta blast!
With that final sentence, Flayn disappeared into the letter and back to the playplace.
BigNutz: WAIT! You didn't tell us which McDonald's!
Ghost of Not Cethleann: Fiiguure it oouut yoouurseeeeelves.
Hilduh: Okay guys, looks like we've got some exploring to do.
Claudio: This might take a while so you know what to do everybody.
Mari Janne: Give all our combat weapons to Byleth so he can store them in his bulls*** convoy?
Lorenz: UGH! Not this s*** again! Last time my silver lance had a nasty surprise on the end of it when I got it back.
Leonie: You complaining about free food Lorenz? From Jeralt's bloodline?! Should have just given it to me.
Lorenz: Yuck! Commoners are TRULY disgusting.
The group filed in line each handing their weapons to Byleth, who, one by one shoved the weapons up his a** until the storage hit max capacity.
Byleth: Storage is at max guys, no more junk in the convoy.
Raphael: But my spiky gauntlets!
Byleth: Sorry Raph, if you want your spiky gauntlets in the convoy, BigNutz is going to have to toss all the mean jokes about Cyril to make room. It is taking up 80 different slots of the convoy after all.
BigNutz: Fiiiiine. You can clear them out.
Byleth cleared the 80 pages of nasty insults and roasts about Cyril from his a** and piled them on Cyril.
Byleth: Here you go Cyril, Happy Birthday.
Cyril looked at Byleth with bright eyes and a 'you actually like me' smile that obviously was written to set him up for failure, as you'll see right now.
Cyril: You actually remembered my birthday?
Byleth: No, everyday I say happy birthday to you so I can at least pretend like I care for one of the days each year.
Cyril: Aw… that hurts…
One of the pages fell out of Cyril's lap and Lorenz picked it up out of curiosity. He uncrumpled it and it read "Cyril, you smell like trash and now you smell like s*** too."
Lorenz: HA! The irony in this one aged well! Nice one BigNutz!
The two of them fist-bumped and then air-guitared because it was a trademark of being cool in Fodlan and then Claudio turned to everyone.
Claudio: Alright, everybody but Cyril is coming on this adventure to search McDonald's after McDonald's to find Flayn and Seteth.
Everyone: Hooray!
Cyril: The punches don't stop coming.
Everyone: And they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming!
Cyril curled up in his dark corner of obscurity like a dog without shelter in the wind and held his head down while the rest of the group were busy not caring enough to notice him. The members of The Bronze Deer opened up the door to the outside world and set off on an adventure.
Mari Janne: So what do we do now? I'm mellowed out and just feel like doing something fun.
Raphael: I've got an idea! Let's roast Cyril again.
Leonie: That's fine with me.
Claudio: I spy with my little eye… Nothing.
Lorenz: Obviously Claudio, Cyril isn't on this trip with us.
Claudio: Sure he is, I'm staring at nothing, so it must be his existence.
Lysithea: Nah fam, that joke was DEAD! Let me show you how it's done.
Lysithea told Leonie to rapid fire some questions at her, to which she agreed.
Leonie: What's a word you use to describe a burning feeling?
Lysithea: SEAR!
Leonie: When you think about Cyril, how do you feel?
Lysithea: ILL!
Leonie: How would you describe the feeling of loneliness?
Lysithea: SUCKS!
Leonie: Give me a noun describing Raphael.
Lysithea: FAT!
Raphael: Hey! Not cool! No fat shaming.
Leonie: Describe the people that experimented on you in one word.
Lysithea: D**KS!
Lysithea told Leonie to stop asking questions and turned back towards the others.
Lysithea: Recall each answer I gave and you'll get your roast.
It took the others a few seconds of reciting the words Lysithea spoke out loud before BigNutz pieced it together and they all started laughing.
BigNutz: Damn Lysithea, you're clever. So there are fun ways to use smarts.
Lysithea: That's not all. Let's go again, but let's let someone else ask some questions now.
Hilduh: My turn! My turn!
Before Hilduh had a chance to ask her question, Claudio and the gang arrived at their first McDonald's.
Claudio: Hold on gang, we've got a McDonald's to check now. Let's head inside and…
Claudio stopped talking when the letter he had brought with him shouted at him.
Flayn: WE'RE NOT HERE YOU DOLT! Check a different one. NO PAIN, NO GAIIIIIIN!
Claudio: Well that was easy. Hey Flayn, can you do that for us all the time?
Flayn: Nope. That right there was your one freezie. I mean freebie. THE PEOPLE'S ELBOOOW! See ya.
Flayn jumped back into the book and everyone but Lysithea turned around and began walking away from the McDonald's until she yelled out "Wait here for a moment. I've got to grab something while we are here."
Five minutes passed by and Lysithea came back to the group carrying a McDonald's kids meal and pop, but when Hilduh asked who it was for, she refused to tell them anything and simply replied "Wait and see."
The others simply shrugged or talked amongst themselves for a few minutes when Leonie shouted.
Leonie: Oh s***! Raskolov hasn't gotten back to me for the weed yet.
Mari Janne: How did you forget that?! I NEED it! I CRAVE IT!
Leonie: Let me text him now on my SamSung ALoveSong 10.
Leonie quickly texted Raskolov and within three seconds Dimitri popped out of the phone carrying three bags of weed.
Dimitri: Here's your bags, now pay up.
Raphael: How'd you go through the phone?
Dimitri: Plot purposes. Now Leonie, pay up.
Leonie placed 18 marbles in Dimitri's hand and grabbed her three bags of weed. Meanwhile, Dimitri rubbed the marbles all over his body, feeling them slide all around his chest and legs, giggling gleefully.
Mari Janne: Raskolov what are you doing?
Dimitri: *Ahem* Nothing. I'll be going now, Ghost Lambert is talking to me again so I've got to medicate and blaze it up so he'll shut up.
Ghost Lambert: …. … . … .. … ..
Dimitri: Shuddah fuggup Dad, you're not the boss of me anymore.
Ghost Lambert: .. ….. .. … …. …. … . … ….
Dimitri: No dad, I don't want to buy ice cream. I'm not a little boy! Geez.
Dimitri jumped back through Leonie's SamSung ALoveSong 10 taking Ghost Lambert with him. Leonie, Lorenz, Mari Janne, Claudio and Ignatz all started to blaze while Lysithea and Hilduh were talking to each other.
Hilduh: So Lysithea, how does Byleth treat you?
Lysithea: Like a true queen. He tells me he loves me all the time, especially when we go at it all night.
Hilduh: ALL NIGHT?! Claudio only lasts four hours with me.
Lysithea: Well Byleth never seems to stop. I guess that's what I should have expected from the one nicknamed The Ashen Demon. Demon stamina.
Hilduh: The Semen Demon that is haha. That was clever me, way to go me. HilDUHHHH! HilDUHHHH!
Lysithea: … *facepalms in bad joke* ...
The two girls noticed that everyone else had finished medicating and they jogged along the path to catch up with them. The road they walked was long. Thirty five minutes long, and they stopped for a minute. Not to catch their breath though, but because Claudio read out a sign that said "National Claudio Day, all Claudio's get a free pencil case full of moldy sushi."
Claudio: Okay, you wait here guys, I'm going to talk to that man that's dressed in a generic rogue cosplay about my name.
Claudio walked over to the guy who clearly wasn't a bandit and told him his name. The not bandit gestured over to a hole with a ladder leading into it and they climbed down the ladder together.
Claudio: So what's your name good sir?
Totally not a bandit that's up to no good: Read my name above your text box.
Claudio: Huh, Totally not a bandit that's up to no good eh? That sounds like the name of an honest man. Thanks for the sushi.
Totally not a bandit that's up to no good: Speaking of sushi, it's just past this door here in the cave.
The two had climbed down the ladder and now walked through the door, only to find there was no sushi at all. Totally not a bandit that's up to no good closed and locked the door behind him and whipped out a spoon aggressively.
Claudio: Hey, you out of stock or something? I didn't know there were this many Claudio's in town today. Come to think of it, I don't think I ever heard of National Claudio Day before but maybe I oughta make it. Yeah, I think I've got an-
Totally not a bandit that's up to no good: I'M GONNA SPOON YOU!
Claudio: That sounds kinda sus bro.
Claudio turned around to look at Totally not a bandit that's up to no good but when he did he got whacked on the top of his head.
Claudio: WHY DOES EVERYONE USE SPOONS?!
Claudio dropped to the ground, unconscious. Totally not a bandit that's up to no good swiped Claudio's EyeFone 10 and identification and ran off like the bandit he totally wasn't. The others got worried since the two of them hadn't come back up in a few minutes and made their way over to the hole calling out Claudio's name, only to receive no answer. BigNutz looked at the sign and realized it said "Please fall into my trap."
BigNutz: Sothis dammit Claudio, learn to take a hint. Why did they ever call you 'The Master Tactician' in Three Houses?
The gang jumped into the pit, completely ignoring the ladder and ran up to the door slamming into it but it wouldn't budge.
Mari Janne: It's locked guys.
Lorenz: EVERYONE STAY BACK!
Lorenz whipped out his pistol so fast you would have thought he saw Cyril and fired away a few rounds into the lock, making a dook dook dook sound. Lorenz proceeded to kick in the door and found Claudio unconscious on the ground.
BigNutz: Oh Sothis Claudio, is he okay?
The gang hauled him out of the pit and took care of him until he woke up, which took about ten minutes.
Claudio: Yikerooni pasta! My head hurts a bit.
Hilduh: Are you okay sweet Claudio?! There's a spoon shaped dent in your head.
Claudio: Yeah, I'm fine. I love you Hilduh.
Hilduh: I love you too.
Hilda started climbing on top of Claudio and smooching his face repeatedly.
Mari Janne: No Sothis dammit, NO! We are NOT doing this here! I refuse to listen to you two go at it ANY MORE!
Hilduh climbed off of Claudio and sighed.
Hilduh: Yeah, I guess you're right. We've still got to go rescue Seteth and Flayn.
BigNutz: It would seem your identification was taken Claudio.
Claudio: Eh, whatever. Nobody could impersonate or look like me, I'm too fabulous for everyone else.
BigNutz: They got your phone too.
Claudio: F***! F***f***f***f***f***f***f***! How am I going to collect the daily login for Fire Emblem Zeroes now?! Ugh, curse that Totally not a bandit that's up to no good for stealing my phone. I'll crush him, I'll destroy him! I'll feed him a whole belt of grenades! Waaaaaaaah wug wug waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Claudio ugly cried on the ground and it took forever to get him to stop sobbing and get him back on track. A few moments later they ran across another McDonald's restaurant and this time Lorenz spotted Flayn and Seteth waving at them.
Lorenz: They're really in the playplace! Look, it's Seteth and Flayn!
The group busted into the McDonald's and ran straight for the entrance to the playplace but they saw two guys in front of them who seemed to want to keep them there.
Leonie: Move scum. Out of our way!
There was one guy blocking the entrance wearing purple rogue like robes and some black coloured leather cowboy boots holding an assassin model pose and a generic looking thief behind the door holding it shut like a fifth-grader would if he was locking his friends out of the room laughing at Claudio and the gang.
Generic looking thief we'll call Eddie: Hee hee hee! Nobody is allowed to pass until they guess the password. Hee hee hee!
Lorenz: Can I just kill this guy already and rescue Seteth and Flayn? I'm tired of his s*** already!
Guy with purple robes: No. You must go through me, RRRRRicarrrrrdo!
Claudio: What's up with the way you say your name?
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: What's wrong with RRRRRicarrrrrdo?
Claudio: Everything.
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: It's not that hard, you just roll the r's with your tongue. Try it out.
Claudio: No. You're name is Ricardo, stop making it weird.
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: It's RRRRRicarrrrrdo, I told you. Try it out, it feels good.
Claudio: RRRikkaardo.
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: No, try again.
Claudio: RRRRRicarrrrdo?
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: You missed one r the second time.
Claudio: Rich Car Doe?
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: No. Come on. You're further off now.
Claudio: Anthony?
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: Stop that! You're just trolling now!
Claudio: Vroom Vroom?
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: Shut up!
Claudio: Motor oil! I got it this time!
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: UGH! Stop mocking my name!
Claudio: Big fat dongs! I KNOW I nailed it now.
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: F*** YOU! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
RRRRRicarrrrrdo whipped out a spoon and threw it at Claudio, who dodged it just in time.
Claudio: CAN WE STOP USING F***ING SPOONS?! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE F***!
RRRRRicarrrrrdo put away his other spoon and cracked his knuckles together.
Claudio: Alright, if you aren't moving-
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: You insulted and disgraced my name RRRRRicarrrrrdo. The name given to me as the seventh in my line of forefathers to bear it. I will not move.
Claudio: -then we're fighting.
Claudio paused as RRRRRicarrrrrdo started taking off his robes and putting on one of those fedoras that were rare and all the rave right now in Fodlan.
Claudio: Dance fighting that is.
Claudio pointed to a random McDonald's employee to play Smooth Criminal, unbuttoned the top two buttons on his shirt and asked Byleth to toss him a rose from his bulls*** a** convoy. Claudio caught the rose Byleth threw to him and placed it in his teeth and the two of them strutted towards the middle of the stage that a few employees had cleared out.
BigNutz: Let the dance battle BEGIN!
Smooth Criminal started playing and the two started dancing. Claudio was clapping over top of his head and hip bumping his way over to RRRRRicarrrrrdo winking at him, tilting his head to the side with the rose between the teeth. RRRRRicarrrrrdo grabbed a random woman and started doing the salsa while sneering at Claudio.
One minute into the song BigNutz called for a style switch and the two started to throw some erratic moves in a faster tempo of dance fighting. Claudio bent over his right leg and slowly slid himself back up while gesturing that he had picked up an imaginary knife from his side holster and started snapping and RRRRRicarrrrrdo began popping out his jacket and puffing out his chest. The two of them advanced towards each other and then swung violently and swiftly at each other with their invisible knives, mirroring each other's movements and walking in a circle.
Another minute passed and BigNutz yelled out "FOOTLOOSE!" The two switched up and recited the first dance scene in the building from the movie Footloose where Kevin Bacon ran all throughout the abandoned building and up to the roof. (Don't ask how we Fodlaners know about Footloose, it's a glorius movie that transcends time and space. - Byleth). The song came to a close and BigNutz yelled out again.
BigNutz: OVERTIME! Dance Battle! You're up RRRRRicarrrrrdo!
RRRRRicarrrrrdo began to dance some contemporary pop, his moves extra flashy. They matched the beat and he did a great job with the muscle pushing. He almost had a flawless performance. Everything flowed so smoothly and before you know it BigNutz called out "Time." RRRRRicarrrrrdo's minute was up and he moved back to the side to give Claudio the room he needed.
BigNutz: Claudio, you're up! Show us your moves!
Claudio started off doing the Irish jig and had incorporated some fancy footwork, but half way through his time he seemlessly transitioned into fast tap dancing. He clicked his feet really quickly against both himself and the floor and then sped it up again before the end leaving people gawking at how fast he was moving. Claudio bowed before the minute ended and walked off the stage hi-fiving Hilduh.
Hilduh: You did phenominal sweetie. Best dancing boyfriend ever.
Lysithea: Byleth dances so well he makes me moan out of enjoyment. Caludio's got a long way to go.
Hilduh: AS IF! Claudio's the best I've ever laid my eyes on.
Byleth: Ladies please! If you want to argue with each other, perhaps we should dance it out some time else because right now is not the time.
BigNutz *AHEEEMMM!* I will now announce the winner of this dance battle. Drumroll please Lorenz.
Lorenz whipped out his pistol and sprayed the ceiling with bullets, creating a gunshot drumroll sound.
Lorenz's favourite gat: DOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOKDOOK!
BigNutz: AND THE WINNER IS… CLAUDIO!
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: Aw man, this is rigged, I swear!
BigNutz: No sir it isn't, if you're unhappy with the results and you want to take it up with me you can smooch my ginormous bulging big nutz!
RRRRRicarrrrrdo: Ugh! You think you're hot s*** Claudio? I'll beat you next time for sure!
RRRRRicarrrrrdo grabbed his robes off the floor and walked out with his hands in his pants pockets and a pouting look on his face.
Everyone including the employees: Nice job Claudio!
Lorenz: Now let's go save Seteth and Flayn!
The group bolted towards the door but the second guy walked through and blocked it.
Generic looking thief we'll call Eddie: Now it's my turn to dance fight this 'Claudio.'
Lorenz: F*** YOU, THIS EPISODE'S GONE ON LONG ENOUGH!
Lorenz whipped his favourite pistol out again and fired a cap into his dome. Generic looking thief we'll call Eddie collapsed onto the ground and the group rushed into the playplace and greeted Seteth and Flayn. They caught up with the two and chatted for a bit before they got to the real stuff.
Claudio: So why couldn't you teleport Seteth out with you this whole time?
Flayn: I told you, plot reasons. MONSTROUS LEAP!
Raphael: How did you get locked in here?
Seteth: We weren't locked in here, Flayn just said she had an idea and asked me to follow whatever she said. She told me it would be fun.
Flayn: Ehehehehe! It was fun!
Lysithea: So what do we get in return then? We did this foolish quest of yours and we get nothing? It wasn't fun for us, just exhausting. The only thing I found out today is that Claudio is a great dancer, I could have learned more by reading a book indoors.
Seteth: Speaking of books, Flayn wanted me to give you four gifts. Well it's technically three since a quill and ink are needed together to write, but we got you a book called 'Claudio's guide to beat cool games bruh', a quill and ink, and this spoon here.
Claudio: NO! NO MORE F***ING SPOONS! I'M BANNING THE WORD SPOON FROM FUTURE RELEASES OF THE BRONZE DEER SERIES!
Seteth: I do believe we can go home now. If everyone could line up and jump inside the book Claudio's guide to beat cool games bruh when Flayn does her magic we should be good to go.
Mari Janne: Wait! NOW it's convenient for us?!
Leonie: Just give it a rest Mari Janne, I've given up on questioning everything at this point, it doesn't give us any answers.
Mari Janne: Fine. Let's just go home.
Flayn: Okay! On three, jump into the book. One, two, three!
Everyone jumped into the book one by one and they all popped back up in their dorm. Cyril still sat in the corner with his eyes closed, seemingly asleep and got startled by the loud warp noises as they all popped back.
Seteth: Alright, that's everyone. Here are your gifts. Me and Flayn will be on our way out again. We're going to get some McDonald's.
Lorenz: You better not get fake trapped again!
Seteth: Who knows, maybe we will, maybe we won't.
Seteth and Flayn walked out the door and left the group looking at their gifts.
Claudio: I'm not using this Admin Claudio has banned the use of this word in this server. This book is something I already published, anyone need a quill and ink?
Everyone shook their heads no.
Claudio: Then I know what to do with them. Let's give them to Cyril for his birthday present.
Raphael: I don't like how you're being nice to Cyril.
Claudio: You'll see.
Claudio, BigNutz, Lorenz, Mari Janne, Lysithea and Byleth all walked up to Cyril, who looked really happy that he was getting birthday presents.
Cyril: You guys! I take back everything I thought about you. You're the best!
Claudio whipped his book at Cyril's head. It bounced off and Cyril looked at it on the ground.
Cyril: I can't read.
Claudio: That sounds like a you problem.
BigNutz placed the quill and ink at Cyril's feet. He would have thrown it but it would have broken and ruined his joke.
Cyril: I can't write either.
BigNutz: I know. Use it to circle the words you can't read. You'll never have nothing to do again.
Byleth: Here's a love letter as well!
Byleth pulled a piece of paper out of his a** that he had kept for five years in the convoy and threw it at Cyril's head.
Cyril felt hurt that he was being mocked again, but he told himself that he could take it. That was until Lysithea walked up to him.
Lysithea: Here's this McDonald's I got for you.
Cyril: What's this for? You finally like me now?
Lysithea: You know what it's for.
Flashayyy Flashback!
Narration: For some reason Cyril could only cry if he had some McDonald's to cry into. Probably because he felt like an embarrassment.
Flashayyy Flashforward!
Cyril looked down at his McDonald's and sobbed uncontrollably into it. The others walked away, not caring the slightest bit.
Claudio: Alright, that takes care of everything. Let's go to sleep.
Hilduh: Wait Claudio! There's something on the table here. A letter! It says "Kidnapper's letter" and the rest is some weird gibberish.
Claudio: Bring it here Hilduh, let me look at it.
Hilda brought the letter to Claudio and it read:
Kidnapper's letter
MDEwMDAwMTEwMTExMTAwMTAxMTEwMDEwMDExMDEwMDEwMTEwMTEwMDAwMTAwMDAwMDExMTAwMTEwMTExMDEwMTAxMTAwMDExMDExMDEwMTEwMTExMDAxMTAwMTAwMDAwMDExMDAwMTAwMTEwMDAwMTAxMTAxMTAwMDExMDExMDAwMTExMDAxMTAwMTAwMDAxMDAxMDAwMDAwMTAwMDAxMDAxMTAxMDAxMDExMDAxMTEwMDEwMDAwMDAxMTAwMTEwMDExMDAwMDEwMTExMDEwMDAwMTAwMDAwMDExMDEwMDAwMTEwMDAwMTAxMTAxMDAxMDExMTAwMTAwMTExMTAwMTAwMTAwMDAwMDExMDExMTAwMTExMDEwMTAxMTEwMTAwMDExMTAwMTEwMDEwMDAwMTAwMTAwMDAwMDEwMDEwMDEwMTEwMTExMDAwMTAwMDAwMDExMDAxMTAwMTEwMDAwMTAxMTAwMDExMDExMTAxMDAwMDEwMDAwMDAxMTAxMDAwMDExMDAxMDEwMDEwMDAwMDAxMTEwMDAwMDExMTAwMTAwMTEwMTExMTAxMTAwMDEwMDExMDAwMDEwMTEwMDAxMDAxMTAxMTAwMDExMTEwMDEwMDEwMDAwMDAxMTEwMDExMDExMTAxMDEwMTEwMDAxMTAxMTAxMDExMDExMTAwMTEwMDEwMDAwMDAxMDAwMDEwMDExMDEwMDEwMTEwMDExMTAxMDAxMTEwMDExMTAxMDEwMTExMDEwMDAxMTExMDEwMDAxMDAxMTEwMTExMDAxMTAwMTAwMDAwMDExMDAwMTAwMTEwMTAwMTAxMTAwMTExMDAxMDAwMDAwMTEwMTExMDAxMTEwMTAxMDExMTAxMDAwMTExMTAxMDAwMTAxMTEwMDAxMDAwMDAwMTAwMTAwMTAwMTAwMDAwMDExMDAxMDAwMTEwMTExMTAxMTAxMTEwMDAxMDAxMTEwMTExMDEwMDAwMTAwMDAwMDExMDEwMTEwMTEwMTExMDAxMTAxMTExMDExMTAxMTEwMDEwMDAwMDAxMTEwMTExMDExMDEwMDAwMTExMTAwMTAwMTAwMDAwMDEwMDEwMDEwMDEwMDAwMDAxMTAwMTAxMDExMDExMTAwMTEwMDAxMTAxMTEwMDEwMDExMTEwMDEwMTExMDAwMDAxMTEwMTAwMDExMDAxMDEwMTEwMDEwMDAwMTAwMDAwMDExMTAxMDAwMTEwMTAwMDAxMTAxMDAxMDExMTAwMTEwMDEwMDAwMDAxMTAwMDEwMDExMDAxMDEwMTEwMDAxMTAxMTAwMDAxMDExMTAxMDEwMTExMDAxMTAxMTAwMTAxMDAxMDAwMDAwMTEwMTAwMDAxMTAwMTAxMDAxMDAwMDAwMTEwMDAxMTAxMTAwMDAxMDExMDExMTAwMDEwMDExMTAxMTEwMTAwMDAxMDAwMDAwMTEwMDEwMTAxMTEwMTEwMDExMDAxMDEwMTEwMTExMDAwMTAwMDAwMDExMTAwMTAwMTEwMDEwMTAxMTAwMDAxMDExMDAxMDAwMDEwMTExMDAwMTAwMDAwMDEwMDAxMTEwMTEwMDEwMTAxMTEwMTAwMDAxMDAwMDAwMTExMDAxMDAxMTAwMTAxMDExMDEwMTEwMTExMDEwMDAwMTAwMDAwMDEwMDAwMTEwMTExMTAwMTAxMTEwMDEwMDExMDEwMDEwMTEwMTEwMDAwMTAxMTEwMDAxMDAwMDAwMDEwMTEwMTAwMTAwMDAwMDEwMDExMDAwMTEwMDAwMTAxMTAwMTAwMDExMTEwMDEwMDEwMDAwMDAxMDEwMDEwMDExMDEwMDAwMTEwMDEwMTAxMTAwMDAxMDAxMDExMTA=
Claudio: Weird. What the hell is that?
Minerva Featherflight: Wouldn't you like to know.
Claudio: Yes, I would.
Minerva Featherflight: You're gonna have to wait until the next episode. You heard Lorenz earlier, I agree that this episode has gone on way too long. If you want to find out what it says, you'll need to wait until episode three. Though I'm sure some smart people can figure it out before then if they try. ;) Raphael, see us off.
Raphael: Goodbye! Remember not to use the word Admin Claudio has banned the use of this word in this server.