"Welcome back," said Peter. "Our next story is the one about Moses. Now some of you may have heard the tale. There lived this pharaoh guy who was a complete douche like Adolph Hitler, except he hated Hebrews instead of Jews, so he incited an event kind of like the Holocaust, where it involved killing several Hebrew babies by tossing them into a river.

"Anyway..."

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"One Hebrew lady named Jocabed saved her baby Moses from certain fate by placing him in a basket that she sent floating on the Nile," Peter narrated. "Moses was then discovered by pharaoh's daughter, who didn't recognize him as a Hebrew, because he was a dog."

"A puppy!" pharaoh's daughter (played by Lilian) cried as she picked up Brian from the basket and held him in her arms. She then laughs while baby Brian licks her face.

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"Years later, Moses grew up to be an Egyptian prince and had a step brother named Ramses whom he didn't get along with," Peter narrated. "In his early days, Moses observed the Egyptian empire and was appalled by the Israelite's opression."

"How can someone just by and watch all this oppresion happen?" Moses (played by Brian) asked Ramses (played by Quagmire). "I wish there was someone who could stand up and help all these poor people."

"What? Are you going to turn to some other god we Egyptian aren't framiliar with to help you out with that?" Ramses asked.

"I don't know. I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in god."

"Oh my god, Aaron," said Miriam, Moses' older sister (played by Meg), standing a distance away. "Look, it's our brother, Moses! I told you he was going to make it!"

"I don't get it. Why the hell is he still alive and the prince of Egypt?! I still think something bad's going to happen to him since I now envy him."

"We need to tell him he's our brother so he can help our people."

"Why?"

"Well, it's explained in the bible.

"Oh, yeah, as if the Bible actually gave a damn about us. I still say something bad's going to happen to him."

While Moses is walking through Egypt, he notices an Egyptian guard whipping an old hebrew man. "Why the hell can't you get the Sphynx's nose right?!" chided the Egyptian.

"Hey! You leave that man alone!" cried Moses. He then growls