Chapter 2: May the Cards be ever in your penguin

Previously on batman's sister named Jane Wayne Jane want undercover to become the jokers new henchmen but thanks to her loud mouth partner she gets kidnapped by the joker and now Batman must find his sister before it's too late.

We begin the chapter with Jane struggling to break free from the pole but fails.

"Oh, I think she would be a perfect pet for my plants" Says Poison ivy looking at her.

"Not so fast ivy" Says Harley quinn grabbing her hand.

" Oh, my this lovely lady could be a good the perfect thing to get bruce wayne and maybe we should make a video" Says Penguin making his usual penguin.

" Now now guys we need to bet on her how much are you willing to pay me for her pengy hmmm" Says Joker with a smile.

" Hmmm how about i give you all the jewels my boys stole from the jewelry store how about joker" Says Penguin.

" Any other bets for Batman's sister or do you have any other good bets besides jewelry" Says Harley quinn.

" How about I give you a plant that will spray out laughing gas" Says Ivy.

" Oh, I was thinking of giving you some ice jewelry for you harley my dear" says freeze.

" Oh, how about we play cards to decide who gets her first how about it" Says Two face.

" Sure,why not let's play cards to see who gets her first" Says Joker.

They play cards

" Oh my let's see i have a royal flush" Says Penguin.

" Oh, looks like we have the lead for jane being the penguin" says Joker.

" Oh I have two of a kind I don't won i guess" Says Ivy disappointed.

" Oh I have three of a kind i don't won i guess" says Freeze disappointed.

" I have four of a kind aww man i don't won either" says scarecrow.

" I have five of a kind aww man i don't won either" says Bane.

" Oh looks like we are down to Penguin and two face" Says Joker

" Oh no, I have two king and a queen no I lost too and I have the Joker card too ah" Says Two face angry.

" Oh and the winner of Jane is the Penguin congrats take good care of her" Says Joker with a smile.

" So where is she may i ask" Says Penguin.

" Oh I will go untie her and give her to you now sir Penguin" Says Harley Quinn.

She unties Jane and hands her to the Penguin

" Oh and Penguin if batman is hot on your trail just call me and i will have her comeback here" Says Joker with a evil smile.

" Of course, Joker I will give you to two face then two face will give her to bane then bane will give her to scarecrow and then scarecrow will give her to freeze and then freeze will give her ivy and then ivy will give it back to you two of course right" Says Penguin.

" Of course. cobblepot and maybe see if the riddler would be interested in her too speaking of the riddler where is he anyways" Says Ivy curious.

" Oh, I thought he was going to be here huh oh well his lose i guess" Says Penguin.

" I will let Riddler know that we have batman's sister for you if you like Joker" Says bane.

" Sure why not Bane" Says Joker.

" alright go out of here now Bane Two face Ivy Scarecrow Freeze and Penguin" Says Joker.

" Now you will have a nice new home Janey Wayney our cute little hostage" Says Harley with a smile as she hands her to the Penguin.

" Oh my dear you like so pretty and i think you should be a lovely addition in my home in a bird cage" Says Penguin.

" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM This is Jane's way of saying help help help third times but she couldn't say anything because she had a gag over her mouth. "

Meanwhile at the circus

" Where is she Joker where is she" Says Batman angry.

" Ha ha ha your too late Batsy the penguin has her now"Says the Joker laughing.

Meanwhile at the police department

" Hey Gordon,any sign of jane sir" Says the liuntent.

" No, not yet Brendan hopefully we can get her back soon" Says Gordon.

Meanwhile at Penguin mansion

" Oh, well well who are you sweetie" Says Catwoman breaking in his mansion.

" Oh hello there we have been expecting you Catwoman and now you will be another hostage for us" Says Penguin.

" Huh what are you talking about Penguin" Says Catwoman.

" Silly Cat you're working with the bat and now i think it's time to knock you out" Says Penguin as he squeezes out gas in her face.

Catwoman faints on to the ground and wakes up with jane and her in the cage together

End of Chapter 2

Authors note: Batman is property of warner brothers and DC Comic books and there will be 85 chapters of this fanfic.