Let's Talk About Love- a Valentine's Day special

Sherah was glad that her birthday fell on Valentine's Day. Since, she didn't want anyone to make a fuss about it, she decided to celebrate it the way that she wanted to. She took the time traveling box and closed her eyes. When she opened them, she was on the moon. She took the birthday cake and candles that she had brought with her and smiled. She made a wish and blew out the candles. After she ate some cake and was full, she decided to lay on the moon to look up at the sky. Unfortunately, she forgot that even in space, she was still being watched.

NASA…

"Sir, there is something on the moon." A man came over and looked.
"Can you blow up the image?" The man nodded and they were puzzled, when they saw her laying on the moon. "What the hell is that girl doing there and why is she there? I'll have to notify the President. She doesn't look like an alien." The man shook his head. "Someone; get him on the phone. President Terry, there is a woman on the moon. Yes, a woman and no, not an alien. I don't know what she's doing there. Right away, sir." He got off the phone. "Kevin, print the picture, we have to forward it to the White House."

White House…

"Sir, it's her!" A man said as he handed him the photograph.
"Are you sure?" He nodded and he sighed. "Give me the Stargate SG-1 team, immediately!" They nodded. "We're told that you know who this girl is?" He handed Cam the photo. He closed his eyes and sighed.
"Yes, sir. She is both one and not one of us." Terry nodded and sat on the opposite couch.
"What's she doing there?" They shrugged.
"She looks like she's relaxing." Cam said, looking at the photo again.
"No one relaxes on the moon. Now, we need to do something. How do we get the girl to come down?" Cam looked down.
"We don't know, sir." Terry sighed.
"We can't let this get out or people will think that there are really aliens among us. So, you see, how this will become a problem?" Cam nodded. "Do you have any way to contact her?"
"We're working on that."
"Sir, the man who set up the communication for the moon." A man came in and shook his hand.
"Mr. President."
"Can you communicate with her on the moon?" He looked at the Stargate SG-1 team, who looked back at him.
"Well, we can try. But, even if, we're successful, that's only half of the problem."
"What's the other half?"
"How do we get her down?" He closed his eyes.
"Can the Stargate SG-1 go to the moon?"
"We can try, sir. But, it will be tricky."
"Do what you have to do. But, make it fast!"
"On it, sir." They stood up and left the room.
"How can that girl be on the moon anyway?" A secret service entered.
"She's not a normal human, sir." He looked at him
"Are you telling me that she's an alien?" He shook his head.
"No, but she is not normal."
"Tell me everything."

Back at Stargate Command…

"Daniel, it was your responsibility to keep track of that girl!" The General yelled. As Daniel nodded and sighed.
"I apologize, she loves nature and space. I think from now on, she's living in my room."
"I thought that she already was?" Cam asked puzzled as Daniel frowned.
"We'll go and get her, sir."
"Now!"

They nodded and went on the 2020 ship. They began to suit up. "You need to keep track of your girl." Cam told Daniel.
"I know, I apologize. How can she go on the moon without a space suit anyway?" Cam shrugged.
"Your guess is as good as mine." They were beamed and Sherah was surprised to see them. Daniel took her hand. She tried to protest, but he picked her up.
"We've got her." They were beamed back on the ship as she sighed.
"How did you know that I was there anyway?" She signed and Daniel gave her a look.
"Sherah dear, do you know that the NASA can see the moon from here?" He signed as she looked at him puzzled.
"They can?" He nodded as she shook her head.
"What were you doing out there anyway?" Cam signed and voiced as she looked up at him.
"It's Valentine's Day, I wanted to spend it in the most beautiful place there was."
"Sherah, why can't you just be normal and celebrate it by doing something romantic with Daniel?" She looked at him.
"He was busy." Daniel had to admit, that was true.
"I apologize for that. But, I did tell you that I would make it up to you." Sam had the cake with blown candles and looked at her puzzled. They looked at the cake and saw it said, "Happy Birthday, Sherah!"
"Is today your birthday?" Cam signed and voiced as she looked away.
"You weren't supposed to find that." She crossed her arms.
"Daniel, you deal with her. I'm going to tell them to have us back to Earth." She stopped him.
"Can't we leave tomorrow? I want one day to be in space." He sighed.
"One day!" She nodded.
"Can I go back on the moon?"
"No!" They all told her, and she pouted.

"Have you rescued her?" The General asked over a video call.
"Yes."
"Are you coming back?" Cam looked down.
"Today is her birthday and she decided that she wants to stay one day in space, we'll be leaving tomorrow."
"Tomorrow. Did you explain to her that NASA can see her from the moon?" He nodded.
"She won't be doing this again, I assure you."
"She better not. You guys better be in tomorrow. General out." Cam sighed and shook his head.

"Why didn't you tell me that today was your birthday?" Daniel signed and voiced as she looked at him.
"Because I wanted to spend it on the moon, in space and alone." She signed and voiced back as he sighed.
"Do you not love me anymore?" She looked at him.
"No, I met an alien on the moon and we're engaged." He frowned.
"You don't have to be sarcastic. I was just asking."
"Yes, I do because you asked me a stupid question."
"Alright, let's go."

He took her hand as she looked at him confused. He brought her to a room. He began to kiss her. "Can we have sex in space like we did, when I was a' kid'?" She asked him and he shook his head as he began to take off his shirt.
"I wish, but people are watching space now, thanks to you." He began to kiss her again as he began to take off his pants.
"It's my birthday, let me have him." He nodded as she began to suck his dick.
"Where's Daniel and Sherah?" Cam asked, when he didn't see them in the room. Sam and Teal'c looked at him.
"I think you know the answer to that question."
"That was fast. But, I still need to talk to that girl." Sam nodded.
"To think that she loves nature, more than she loves people." He shrugged.
"Can you blame her? People, sometimes, are worse than animals."
"True. But, I think Daniel's wonderful to her." Cam nodded.
"True. She's an odd one."
"That's for sure."

Sherah came in a short time later. "That was fast." Cam signed and voiced, when he saw her, and she shrugged. When she saw that they were alone, she knew she could be opened.
"You give a man a blowjob and he's out." She signed as he rolled his eyes.
"I didn't need to know that, but you're right. He didn't please you?"
"It's my birthday. I should get to do what I want." She went to the window; he came over to her and kissed her throat and began to rub her breasts. He turned her to look at him.
"What about, if I dare to make you feel good?" He began to kiss her.
"What if, someone was to see us?" He pulled down her pants and underwear. She began to moan.
"Can you put him in?" He nodded and began to pound her. "Oh yeah. Faster." He began to go faster, while kissing her throat and her lips again. He pulled her down, so she could clean him up. She nodded. "You know what I like." He smiled.
"Of course, I do. I always will."

Since she knew that she had limited time and couldn't go "outside," she ate dinner and breakfast at the window. "Sherah, come on. You know that you'll be back." Cam signed to her and she looked at him.
"Still, it's better seeing it up close and personal." He rolled his eyes.
"Daniel, you need to get her ready. We're leaving soon." He nodded and looked at her.
"I promise, I'll take you back again someday." He signed and kissed her fingers as she looked at him.
"You better keep it." He nodded.
"Can we go home now?" She nodded and he looked at Cam.
"Let's go home!" He ordered the ship.

Back at Stargate Command…

"You will never be doing this again!" The General told her as she looked at the interpreter.
"I apologize, I forgot that the NASA can see me. To think, even on the moon, you can't get privacy!" She signed as the interpreter voiced. Daniel and Cam were both trying not to laugh.
"I want you to promise me, this will not happen again." She nodded. "If this gets out, we're in a lot of trouble. I've to go call the President to make sure, that this isn't going to get out." He left the briefing room as she sighed.
"You go on the moon and you get so many lectures, you can write a book about it." She signed and they looked at her.
"You knew better." Sam signed and voiced as she tilted her head.
"Did you bring back my time traveling box?" Sam nodded and gave it to her.
"Daniel, make sure that she doesn't 'escape' again." Cam signed and Daniel nodded.

"You're moving in with me." He signed to her as she looked at him puzzled.
"I am?" He nodded.
"Don't trust you alone anymore." She threw her hands in the air.
"What happened to mercy? Forgiveness?" She signed as they walked to her room. He looked at her.
"We do forgive you and we're showing you mercy by allowing you to stay on this base. But, you're still moving in with me." He gave her a smile.
"What if, I wasn't your girlfriend?" She signed challenging him and he shook his head.
"We're not playing the 'what if' game. Because you are." She threw her head back. They began to pack her things in the room and the Stargate Command helped bring her stuff to his room. A soldier came and gave Daniel a key. "This is your copy." He signed as he gave it to her. "Don't lose it." She shook her head.
"This is deaf discrimination. This is sexual discrimination." She signed as Daniel rolled his eyes.
"Sherah, you won't win this round. Especially, when it's coming from the top." She looked at him puzzled.
"The top?" He nodded.
"The NASA informed the President and he had to do something." She threw her head back.
"They should have taught us that in school. The NASA can spy you on the moon."
"Sherah, dear. No one has ever been able to go to the moon like you. So, why would they need to teach this in schools?"
"You just can't live without me!" She turned to walk away as he shook his head.
"Like I said, she's an odd one." Cam told him and Daniel gave him a look as he shrugged.

The next day, the Stargate SG-1 team went to wake up Daniel and Sherah. "We have a meeting with the President of the United States…thanks to you." Cam signed and voiced, and they all looked at her. She looked down, embarrassed.
"We're get dressed and meet you at the briefing room." Daniel signed and voiced.
"Don't do anything." Cam warned them as Daniel frowned.
"Cam, please, it's the President, we know better." He nodded and closed the door.

They went to the briefing room and she was surprised to see the President with his Secret Service. "You're Sherah Payton, yes?" A female interpreter began to sign, and she nodded. "We would like to know how you got on the moon without a spacesuit? Join us at the table?" She nodded and took a chair.
"Do I really have to share some classified information?" She signed and Terry gave her a look.
"Yes, you must share with us all the classified information. Now, how did you get on the moon without a spacesuit?" She sighed.
"I have a time traveling device and it allows me to go to the moon without one." He was surprised.
"Time traveling device? How long, have you had this device?" She looked down.
"Since I was 8."
"And who gave you this time traveling device?"
"The Egyptian god, Ra." She looked at Cam, who looked at her and then, looked down.
"Egyptian god, Ra? Isn't he dead?" She shrugged.
"I wouldn't know, I met him on one of my time traveling trips."
"Okay, this is all confusing to me. Since, you're being honest with us, we're going to be honest with you." She looked at Terry. "We have been keeping tabs on you for a while, as I was told by the Secret Service. Do you remember playing this game?" A man gave her the game that Cam had ordered. She looked at him.
"That was you?" She gave the game to Cam and he looked at them surprised.
"We were testing you. So, they showed me that you can't die, you will die to protect this team and that you, well, have a high charm." Her eyes went wide.
"Are you telling me that you saw, um, some, um not so friendly things?" She was uncomfortable as Sam was as well. Sam swallowed nervously.
"Yes, what we saw was some Rated R stuff." She nodded and turned to Daniel.
"See, they're always watching." Daniel lightly hit her.
"Stop that." She shook her head.
"Why do you think it's okay to spy on your civilians?"
"We don't. But, you seem to be a very special case.

"How have you been given the powers to survive death?" She sighed.
"Ra, he confessed to me that he gave me a mark."
"For?"
"Saving Egypt." He looked at his Secret Service, who shrugged.
"Egypt was never in danger." She nodded.
"Yes, it was. When Moses and Aaron were threating to destroy it." He looked at her in shock.
"You're that old?" She looked down and was trying to think of how to make herself not look like even more of a potential target. But, she could find no comeback. He stared at her. "Okay, so you're from Biblical times?" She nodded.
"But, it's not just me, Cam and Daniel are too." Daniel lightly hit her again. "Hey, if I'm going down, I'm taking you both with me." She signed to him as he gave her a look.
"I need a drink. Give me a drink and now!" A bodyguard gave him a drink. "This wasn't what I was thinking I was coming in to hear." He confessed as she looked down. "As a President, I know many secrets that you don't. But, as heavy as this, no." He sighed. "How are Cam and Daniel also from Biblical times?"
"Well, I just remember our past lives." He raised his eyebrows.
"Okay, in this past life, who are the three of you?" She shook her head.
"I don't want to answer that one."
"Honey, do you want us to announce to this whole room, what we saw on that game?" He threatened and she looked up at him and swallowed.
"Yeah, don't need to make any enemies in this room. Geez. Well, in the past life, I played Daniel's stepdaughter. He played Pharaoh the one that Aaron and Moses spoke to. They only destroyed Egypt because of me. Cam, well, he played my uncle and we got married." Terry stared at her. He was quiet for a few minutes.
"Is that all?" She shook her head.
"Daniel was King Herod and I was his stepdaughter, the one, who ordered John the Baptist to be killed." She looked at him.
"Do we have anything stronger?" He asked the bodyguard.
"We'll order a whole lot of wine. Just give us a few minutes." The bodyguard left to make some phone calls.

Terry stood up and looked at the Tau'ri and sighed. They were all quiet until he turned back to look at her. "Can you teach any of us how to go to the moon without a spacesuit or is that just you?" She looked down.
"I'm the only one that can activate the time traveling box, sir." She signed and he nodded.
"I see. I want you to promise me that you will never do this again." She nodded. "How long, can you live?" She shrugged.
"Ra told me that I will never die." He nodded.
"Then, according to the television show, 'Lucifer,' you've got the mark of Cain." She looked at him puzzled.
"I apologize sir, but I am not familiar with the Bible. I wasn't even familiar with Moses and Aaron until Daniel took control." He nodded.
"According to legends, anyone that has the mark of Cain, can't die." The bodyguard finally got him a stronger drink and he took a sip. "Have you ever encounter the Cain in the Bible?" She shrugged.
"If I have, I wouldn't know." He nodded.
"How far back have you been?" She shrugged.
"My earliest memory before my past life was being Cleopatra and Mark Antony's daughter." He stared at her.
"You're the daughter of Cleopatra and Mark Antony?" She nodded.
"But, now I guess my earliest memory is again, being Daniel's stepdaughter in the time of Moses and Aaron." He nodded.
"Then, you might not have been alive to see Cain because according to the Bible, Cain was before them."
"Really?" He nodded.
"Then, I don't know how you got that mark."
"I've told you; Ra gave it to me." He sighed.

"Very well. What are your plans for being in the Stargate Command center?"
"Well sir, I think you already know the answer to that question, if you really saw the game process." He stood up and nodded.
"As promised, I won't reveal what we saw on that game. What do you plan to do, once, all of these people in this room are dead, including me?" She shrugged.
"I dunno, I don't want to think about it. To be honest." He nodded.
"I don't blame you." He looked up at the Secret Service. "We might have to put this on record somewhere." She looked up at him.
"Sir?" He looked at her.
"If you're going to be living forever, someone has to take care of you, once, we're gone." She looked down and swallowed.
"Can we please stop talking about this? It's depressing." He nodded.
"I agree. I'll leave you with this, always act like you're being watched. I better not come in this room again." She nodded as they stood up.
"Mr. President." The General shook hands with him.
"Keep her here. She's safer." He nodded as his team left.
"May I be excused?" The General nodded.

She looked for the blue IPOD and took it outside to listen to, "Let's Talk About Love," by Celine Dion. While, she thought that President Terry was cruel to make her think of something that she didn't want to, he was right. She had to think about it. What will she do when Daniel, Cam and all of Stargate SG-1 was gone? How could she ever live a life without any of them? She finally found a family, only to know, she'll lose them. She could feel tears falling down from her eyes. She laid back on the grass and forced herself to focus on the music and nature. She was grateful that no one came out to check on her. She wanted time alone. Her IPOD kept playing sad songs and before she knew it, it was dark, and she could see the stars and the moon. While, she would never be able to get up close and personal again, she could, at least, still observe the sky. She could feel someone kissing her cheek and she jumped, when she saw that all of Stargate SG-1 was there and that Daniel had been the one to give her a soft kiss. He signed and voiced something that she couldn't see. It was too dark, and she didn't want them to pull her out of nature, just so she could have a conversation. She had to guess, what did he say? But, if she couldn't see his signs, he might not be able to see hers either.
"Just a few minutes more?" She signed, but she was right, no one could see her. Daniel took her hand and she knew that she had no choice, but to let him help her up.

He took them to their room and decided to give her the next best thing. He ran the warm water in the bath, and she got undressed and waited until he got in first. She laid on top of him. At least, he wasn't forcing her to sign. She didn't even know, what she wanted to say anyway. She looked up at him as he looked at her. How was it that he had knew her so well? It was almost, as if, he had been reading her thoughts. He was playing with her hair. He gave her a smile, when he saw her watching him. He sat them up and put her in front of him, while he bath her. She shook her head and wondered, if the reason he liked doing so, was because it reminded him of their experience. The experience of when she was a "child." He didn't say anything, and she decided, maybe giving him oral sex would help make her feel better. So, she began to work on him and closed her eyes. Don't think of the future, focus on now. She forced herself to imagine that Daniel would never die, and he would live with her forever. That only made her go deeper and faster. He shook his head. But then again, he couldn't complain. He watched her clean him up as usual. She looked up at him and smiled. He helped her out and they went to sleep.

He laid on top of her the next morning and watched her sleep for a bit. He had to wonder, how was she, really? He loved watching how peaceful and quiet she was in the morning. He watered his dick and put it inside of her and began to pound her. He closed his eyes and began to focus on how she worked on his dick and began to kiss her throat, her cheek and then, her lips. She woke up confused and surprised to see that he wanted it so early. She wondered, why he didn't want to talk about her feelings. She knew that they had to talk about it, but not just yet. He turned her over and waited until he was about to cum and put it in her mouth. She smiled and swallowed. She liked the possibility that he was the same way that she was. He rather be doing something, anything than talk. After he saw he was cleaned, he collapse on the bed as she watch him breath heavy. She shook her head. Sometimes, she could imagine that he thought he could handle her and then, he remembers, he couldn't. But, that didn't stop him from coming back for more. She sat up and tapped him. He looked at her. "I'm not allowed to go to the moon anymore, right?" She signed and he nodded. "What can I do?" He looked at her puzzled.
"What do you want to do?" He signed as she looked down.
"Something fun."
"Like?" She had to think, what kind of fun, did she want? She got up and looked at the window. If she could do anything at that moment, what would she have wanted to do? She didn't know, if he would go for it, but she had a strange idea. She turned around and saw that he was there.
"Did you have an idea, yet?" He signed and voiced as she nodded.
"I want to go strange and take you down with me." She signed as he looked down. Normally, he would think that she's teasing, but he knew her well enough, she wasn't.
"What kind of strange idea?"
"Can we take a shower and then, get dressed, first?" He nodded.

She wore her army hat and began to lead them to the kitchen. He was, even, more puzzled. She took off her hat and put it on the counter. She opened the refrigerator door and began to look for an egg. She held it to up to him. He looked at her. "I want us to play 'house'." She signed as she put the egg in her hat. He was trying to think of why she would be wanting this and now. Then, his eyes became wide.
"Please don't tell me, you're not pregnant, are you? Are you testing to see, what kind of father I'd be?" He signed and voiced. Sherah couldn't help; but start laughing. She nodded.
"This is why I wanted us to do it, we need to laugh."
"Seriously, are you pregnant?" She laughed again. Just then, all of Stargate SG-1 came into the kitchen. She guessed that they had heard her laughing and was wondering why. Cam looked at the egg in the hat and looked at Daniel for what was going on; but he ignored Cam. "Will you stop laughing and tell me the truth?" She sighed and shook her head.
"Like I said, we need to have laughter in our lives, and this is one way. Do I want to test you, yes." He frowned.
"Why are you not giving me a direct answer?" Sherah could tell that he was becoming pissed.
"Look, if I was pregnant, you would know. Now, will you play with me, yes or no?" He threw his head back.
"Sherah, I won't play with you until you give me the direct answer." She sighed.
"As far as I know, no, I'm not pregnant. So, can we play now?" Cam was puzzled and was thinking of the conversation.
"You guys are going to play what?" He signed and voiced and finally, Daniel looked at him.
"She," he pointed to her, "Wants us to play 'house' with this egg." He picked up the egg and she nodded. He was confused.
"Sherah, we're not in High School, last I checked." She looked at him puzzled. "Oh, that's right, you didn't go to High School here, did you?" She was trying to think of what that was and just shook her head. He sighed. "In High Schools, they pass out eggs as a way for students to practice having kids." She took the egg from him and studied it.
"How? The egg can't cry, poop or pee."
"That's a good point. But, why do you want you and Daniel to 'practice?'" Daniel nodded.
"Maybe, she'll give you a direct answer. I'm suspecting that she's pregnant and won't tell us." She frowned.
"Fine, none of you have any sense of humor. You rather gang up on me than to join me in my weirdness. I'm going to go and find a new family." But, Daniel stopped her from walking off.
"No way. You're not going anywhere." She looked at him. "I suppose, there's no harm in 'practicing,' but I want you to understand this." He looked at her to make sure, she was still watching him sign. "I'm not ready to be a father yet." She raised her eyebrows.
"'Yet?'" He nodded.
"Yet."
"Fine, if I'm pregnant, I'm keeping it to myself. Now, let me take our son outside to enjoy nature." She put the egg back into her army hat and left.
"Daniel, why do you want to date that chick? She's nuts." Daniel looked at him.
"She might not be nuts. Maybe she's pregnant and won't admit it." Cam looked at him.
"You sound so sure."
"Think about it, how many women would really do this, if they weren't?" He left the cafeteria and Cam folded his arms.

"One thing about me? I really need to stop falling for weird people."
"To think, if she was really pregnant, it would be either yours or Daniel's." Sam said and Cam looked at her.
"Thank you. I wasn't thinking of the chance of it being mine until you had to open your big mouth." Sam looked down, feeling guilty.
"Oops, I guess the deaf bling of not holding back is contagious?" Cam frowned.
"I guess it is." He shook his head.
"I'm going to practice and not tell you the other thing I'm thinking about."
"That is?" She shook her head.
"I don't want you to insult me again." She took off and Teal'c looked at him.

"You have been sleeping around with her?" Cam had completely forgot that he was in the room.
"You won't say anything to Daniel, will you?" Teal'c raised his eyebrows.
"Truth to be told, I've always suspected something was going on. But, that deep? No." Cam nodded.
"It was an accident." He nodded.
"I bet it was."

Sherah made sure the egg was in the shade from the sun and Daniel was with her. "Why do you want me to play the 'daddy?'" He asked signing and she looked at him.
"So, if you fail, I can find him another one." She signed back as he frowned. She put her arms around his neck as he put his hands on her waist.
"Very funny. Seriously, why me?" She shrugged.
"You don't have to play, if you don't want to. But, think of it this way. An egg is cheaper than having a real kid. So, which, have an egg or have a real kid?" He thought about that for a moment.
"What are we calling him?" She nodded and looked at him. She press her face to his.
"What would you have named him?" He had to think.
"Cupid." She looked at him funny.
"Why 'Cupid?'" He smiled.
"So, he could find love like we have." He went to the egg and picked him up. "Do you think he looks like you or me?" She studied the egg.
"You." He rolled his eyes and put him back into the hat.

"Would you have wanted me to carry him off world?" She began to imagine the scenario. Daniel was standing in the middle of a field with a gun and blue baby carrier that had their son. He was firing the gun as the baby looked up at him. She shuddered after she saw that.
"Oh, hell no. You're not taking our son off world. He'll be staying with me!" He nodded.
"While I'm off base, you'll be teaching him to hate me, right?" She frowned.
"No, I want him to grow up being like you." She came to sit on his lap as he looked at her. "He would be able to put up with a crazy woman like me." He smiled and looked at the egg.
"For that, he would need to be strong."
"Teach him, your secret." He looked at her.
"What do you think my secret is?" She began to touch his torso as she was thinking about it.
"I don't know, to be honest." He lifted her chin to make her look at him.
"It's easy. Love makes a person be able to put up anyone. Even a woman like you." She nodded.
"You better stay alive. I'm not going to be the one to give him the birds and bees. You do that." He coughed and choked.
"We'll wait until he's 20." She laughed.
"Yeah, 20's a good age. It's sad. Your teammates will think that you've lost it." He looked at her.
"No, I'll just blame you and say that you have." She nodded.
"Good call."
"We should take him in, it's almost lunch time." She nodded and got off his lap. He picked her hat and began to walk with it. People were giving him weird looks.

"I can't believe you're both still playing 'family.'" Cam signed and voiced to them, when he saw that they had brought the egg to the cafeteria to eat. She looked at him.
"I'll tell you, what I've told Daniel." She signed and voiced to him. "Which is cheaper, an egg or a real kid?" He looked down.
"Have you thought of a name?" She looked at Daniel and he sighed.
"I have decided to call him 'Cupid.'" He signed and voiced as Cam gave him a weird look.
"Cupid Jackson, some name." They all nodded.
"Like I said, an egg or a real kid?"
"How long, are you going to force Jackson to play this game?" Cam asked and she thought about it.
"Just until I can get over what President Terry said." She confessed as they all looked at her surprised.
"What do you mean until you can get over with what he said? About what?" She shook her head.
"I don't want to talk about it." She looked down and began to eat. He nodded and looked at Daniel, who shook his head. He didn't know, what she was referring to either.
"So, will you be taking 'Cupid' with us to off world missions?" Cam asked him and he laughed.
"She told me, no. She'll have him stay here, so she can teach him bad things about me." She rolled her eyes and shook her head.
"Yeah, I'll make a Dr. Daniel Jackson doll and teach him to twist your arms and legs, and see you get hurt." He looked at her and she shrugged. "You want to go there, I'll go there."
"You're not even into voodoo!"
"People say, 'voodoo' and I'll say, 'sarcasm.'" Daniel rolled his eyes and shook his head.
"I think I'll go to the infirmary after lunch to get a head exam." They were all trying not to laugh.
"Okay, you go and get a head exam, take Cupid with you, maybe, he needs a check up too."
"Yeah, I take this egg to the infirmary, they'll make sure I'm locked up for 24 hours. Is this some kind of secret evil plan you have for me?" She gasped.
"You've found my secret." She put her hands into her face. He just nodded and waited. "Well, I suppose now is a good time as any. I did take out a $10,000 life insurance policy for you. So, if you die, I get a lot of money." He nodded.
"Just one problem. In order to do that, we have to be married."
"If you say so, they have accepted your signature."
"You have forged my signature?" She nodded and he shook his head. "Just out of curiously, what are you going to do with the $10,000?" She thought.
"You know what, I think I'll cancel the life insurance policy." He was shocked to see her stop playing.
"Why?" She looked at him.
"I was just thinking, I don't want Cupid to be an only child. I want you to give me one more." He coughed and choked as the others did the same.
"This is all pretend, right?" Daniel finally signed, when he got his voice back. She looked at him.
"Of course, after seeing that you have hired one of your soldiers to dig a grave for me, it put fear in me. So, I won't get pregnant."
"You better not!" He began to tickle her as she laughed. Everyone just shook their heads.

That night, she went into the bathroom and took out the pee test that she had took. She bit her lip, once she saw that she was, in fact, pregnant. It was only going to be a matter of time until Daniel found out. But, she didn't even know, if he was the father. She looked at the egg that she had brought with her to the bathroom. She almost wished, it was really an egg than a real child growing in her womb.