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Writers notes; Sorry for the wait. Not Beta, thanks to Trygve11, Metal face, TDFan and Hotstreak's crossover stories for your reviews.


Last time on Total Drama Island: The campers had to embrace their extreme sides as they competed in three EXTREME SPORT CHALLENGES. Noah took a nasty fall while skydiving, Brick and Jo tamed a wild moose, and Rodney crashed and burned. In the end, in a shocking twist it was homeschool that was sent, because Rodney rig the votes. What's in store for our campers this week? I have a feeling it will turn their stomachs. Find out now on Total Drama Island."

*** Intro ***

The camera cut to a small clearing between the cabins.

"How is this helping?"

"Just breathe."

Noah rolled his eyes, not seeing the point in this looking at the other three with him. After waking up and getting dressed, he had taken a walk outside to see something he considered a little odd. The Killer Bass along with Gwen and Sky were all sitting near the woods on the ground in cross legged position, in a circle with Bridgette's tape playing sound of the ocean. He had no idea why he was doing this, but decided to try it out, sitting next to Gwen.

"Seriously, why are we doing this?"

Gwen chuckled, "Don't be so grumpy."

Bridgette smiled, "meditation is a calm relaxing exercise that helps with reducing stress."

"This is very relaxing," Sky smiled.

Noah looked over at Rodney, "You do this?"

Rodney just smiled.

The bookworm rolled his eyes then looked over at other teen. , "Cadet, you got dragged into this too?"

Brick just shrugged, "It's real calming."

"Calming? How can it be calming?!"

Gwen groaned, "Just breathe in and out and be quiet."

Noah rolled his eyes, they remain silent for a minute until Noah groaned. "I feel like an idiot. So we're just going sit like bunch of hippies?"

"HEY!" Bridgette yelled, looking offended.

"Attention campers please report for the Mess for announcement!" Chris voices rang through the speakers, but off by himself chucking.

"Let me help you with packing the matts on," Rodney offered, after everyone left and Bridgette was packing up, where Ezekiel's hat and dolphin necklace.

"Sure." Bridgette shrugged.

*** Confessional Bridgette ***

"Its strange being here without Ezekiel. But I'm not going to let it get me down. It nice having some friends, Rodney has been nice and helpful since Ezekiel was eliminated. Ezekiel sweetie, I miss you." Bridgette blow a kiss, she seen wearing his hat.

*** Mess Hall ***

The camera opens inside the Mess Hall, where Chris and Chef are standing next to the entrances giggling as the campers stumble in one by one. Duncan stops and looks around, noticing that all of the tables are empty.

"Where's breakfast!?" Duncan asked.

Noah started at Rodney blankly, "You actually WANT to eat Chef's crap?"

He just shrugged, "It's either that or starved."

"I'll rather starved." Jo interject.

"Oh, don't worry," Chris smirked with a snicker, "oh, you'll get breakfast. You and everyone else will get plenty to eat."

Everyone raised a skeptical eyebrow but shrugged and went to his seat. Chef and Chris began giggling while more teens came into the Mess Hall.

Heather crossed her arms, "What are you two so giggly about?" The two just started at her and looked at each, and just went back to giggling.

Gwen muttered to Sky, "That's not a good " Sky nodded as She and Gwen sat sat next to Noah, the Goth smiled at Noah, holding hands underneath the table.

As all the campers gather to the Mess Hall, Chris grinned, and clapped his hands, getting everyone attention."Congrats to all of you for making it to the halfway point of the competition! Next week the teams will be dissolved, but the good news is no one will be eliminated today."

The campers all cheered and exchanged high fives.

"WHOOOA!" Shawn cheered.

"PARTY!" Rodney cheered as well.

"Today's challenge is a good old fashion battle of the sexes!"

"Chris, the girls have one then we do," Noah pointed out. "How is that fair?"

"Not to worry," Chris replied. "One of the girls will sit out the challenge to even things out. But for now, I want all of the girls to move into the Gophers cabin and the boys in the Bass cabin; then you'll have a, uh, bite to eat."

Chris and Chef began chuckling, which made the teens uneasy, the campers started walking out of the mess hall while Chris and Chef's chuckles turned into guffaws.

*** Bass Cabin ***

As Bridgette was packing her things up to move cabins, she was annoyed that Rodney was trying to help her.

Shawn and Jasmine were saying their goodbyes.

"It was really fun working together." Shawn said awkwardly, at a loss for words, as he walked over to Jasmine, who was still packing.

"Yeah," Jasmine smiled as she stood in the doorframe of the cabin. "It was fun."

"You, uh, want to stay together after the merger?" Shawn spluttered. Jasmine gave him a startled look, and he wrung his hands nervously, the cabin suddenly thick with tension before he found his words again. "You know as a team, you, me can make alliance.."

"I like that idea," Jasmine was cut off as Chris appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the Amazon by the arm.

"Let's go," He dragged Jasmine off.

"Goodbye," Rodney smiled and gave Bridgette flowers.

"Aww that sweet Rodney, but you know I have a boyfriend."

"I know..." Rodney smile goofy, as the Gopher boy's arrived, and the girl's left.

"Already Romeo," Jo pulled Rodney by his ears, "Leave her alone."

"Hello my new fellow teammates," Brick smiled and gave shake their hands.

"Alright," Noah scoffed, throwing himself onto an empty bunk.

*** Confessional Noah ***

"I'm not looking forward to my new teammates, not that I was keen on Heather or Izzy. These two are besties, which could be bad for me in an eliminations."

*** Confessional Bridgette ***

"Ok, so maybe I was nervous over sharing a room with some new girl's, but I'm happy Jasmine with me."

*** Camp Grounds ***

As Bass girls were making their way over to the girl's cabin, Heather rushed over to catch them.

"Wow, your hair looks great today," Heather complimented Bridgette, "It's so natural."

"Thanks," Bridgette replied, "I-" Jasmine and Jo raised an eyebrow, Scarlett just pushed her glasses back.

"How do you take care of it?" Heather interrupted, hugging Bridgette's arm. "You have to share your secrets."

Gwen and Sky caught up to them, giving Heather a harsh glare.

"Girl, you're gonna want to watch yourself around her," Sky told Bridgette, making Heather visibly annoyed. "You should have seen what she did to get people eliminated."

"She's a slimy underhand jerk," Gwen added. "Don't trust her, she'll just use you and then have you eliminated; she will eventually ditch you."

Heather glared at the dou, who glared back; Bridgette slid away, not wanting to be in the middle of that awkwardness.

*** Confessional Jasmine ***

"I knew things were tense with the Gophers, but wow. I was there for all of five minutes and started feeling uncomfortable."

*** Confessional Jo ***

"Great, my new team is full of wimps." Jo snarled.

*** Camp Grounds ***

When the girl's entered their new cabin, the other girls were already busy arguing. Gwen and Heather were standing toe-to-toe, about to get into it, Sky was standing between them trying to keep this calm.

"NO NO NO! I'm not your f##king laborer!" Gwen snapped. "Clean your mess up."

"So what if I did?" Heather shot back, "It's not that you need anymore pounds!"

A polite cough was heard,"Girls, girls, calm down." The girls turned to see Scarlett was the one who said that standing with Bridgette and next to a slightly frightened Bridgette.

"May we interrupt?" Scarlett asked.

Still, the moment she saw Bass girl's, Heather's expression went from annoyed to cheery in an instant.

"Girls! So good to see you," Heather said as she rushed over to help the three girls in, "Come in! Sorry, we were just have a little disagreement."

"Welcome to our big dysfunction screwed-up family." Gwen rolled her eyes.

"We're gonna have so much fun with us," Heather continued. "Anything you need, just ask."

"How about all girl's alliance and we can pick off the guys one by one." Scarlett smiled, this caused a argument between the Bass.

"I really appreciate the warm welcome guys." Bridgette smiled as she went to shake the rest of girl's hand, Heather started to go and pull her back, but decided not so that a scene wasn't started.

"Yeah, it'll be fun having another girls on the team that isn't like Heather," Gwen replied, glaring at Heather. With this, the arguing started right back up, with Courtney having to get between them to stop them from become physical. Bridgette and Jasmine both stared out the window forlornly, wondering how the guys were getting along.

Over at the boy's cabin, the guys were hanging out, drinking soda pop and chips; Noah stomped out when they started a burp off.

Eventually, the campers were summoned to gather in the Mess Hall. When Rodney walked himself, his eyes immediately went to a smiling Bridgette. He gave her a shy smile back and then was startled to see Heather next to Bridgette, smiling as well.

"Hi Rodney, you look great today. Good luck in today's challenge," Heather gave Rodney a flirtatious wink, making him stammer like an idiot.

"Umm...Thanks...eh?" He said nervously, making his way over to his side.

"You're too cute when you're nervous," Heather called out.

*** Confessional Heather ***

"Do I like that hick? NO! But Chris said the merge is coming after today and I need some allies. I'm way prettier then Bridgette. Once I show him what a real girl is like, he'll be right where I want him."

*** Confessional Rodney ***

"Why is Heather nice to me?" Rodney tapped his temple, "She must love me, rights?"

*** Mess Hall ***

Once all the camper gathered in the mess hall

"Welcome to today's challenge," Chris announced.

"Uh, where's breakfast?" Shawn asked, making Chris and Chef laugh.

"Stop laughing already," Heather ordered.

"Should we tell them?" Chris asked.

Chef nodded in response, "Today's challenge is what I like to call 'The Brunch Of Disgustingness!'"

The campers looked over at the table where covered plates had been laid out for them.

"You will be served a nine-course meal," Chris explained, "Each camper must finish each dish. You will not know what each dish will be before it is served … just know that it will be gross. Oh, and girls you need to four to sit out each around."

"Please, after eating what you been serving us, how bad can this be?" Noah murmured to the boys, who all nodded in agreement.

"Well, I think we've got this one in the bag," Heather said to her teammates.

"Tell them what they'll get if they win, Chris," said Chef.

"The winning team will spend the weekend at a local five-star resort."

The excitement and noise level in the room rose with excitement as Chris continued, "The losers will spend the weekend here with Chef."

Chef gave the teens a sinister grin and waved. The campers all gasped. "Oh, we are so going to win this challenge," a determined Heather stated.

*** Confessional Bridgette ***

"An eating challenge? This will be easy. I just hope there no meat. I don't eat meat."

*** Confessional Noah ***

"Okay, eating challenges aren't my thing, but like I said, Chef has served us trash all summer, so it can't be that bad."

*** Confessional Chris ***

"Okay, Chef and I have a bet. Whichever team throws up first has to cough up 100 bucks. He's going with guys, I'm going with girls."

*** Mess Hall ***

The campers took their seats; Jasmine cleared her throat to get everyone's attention.

"You smell that, boys?" Jasmine asked, "It's the smell of victory for me and my girl's!"

"I don't smell anything?" Rodney asked.

"It's just a saying," Duncan explained.

"Wait you need two to stay out!" Noah pointed out.

"I'm sitting out!" Heather barked.

"Sorry, Heather, but you don't get to pick who sits out. I do!" Chris chuckled. "We drews names out of hat and the lucky winners that'll be sitting the first round are Sky and Scarlett."

The two took a breath of relief.

"It's time to begin the first round," Chef smiled as the plates were uncovered to reveal hunks of meat piled high.

"Meatballs?" Rodney popping one into his mouth.

"Well, you're sort of right," Chris grinned, "but these are a special kind of meatballs. Isn't that right, Chef?"

"It's Bull testicles!"

Everyone paled, with Rodney turning to his left and throwing up on Brick. The rest of the campers looked down at their plates in disgust, except Jo, who just shrugged and finished her dish.

"How are you not grossed out?" Bridgette asked her, a little freaked out.

"Eh,." Jo shrugged popping one in her mouth, causing the boy's to threw up.

Chris huffed and pulled out his wallet to pay Chef.

"I don't know if I can do this, man." Duncan groaned, "This is all kinds of f##ked up!"

Brick picked one up and was about to nibble on it, but immediately returned it to his plate. Shawn and Noah were shaking as they attempted to reach for one.

"What's the matter, boys?" Heather asked as she popped another bull testicle into her mouth, causing Shawn to threw up, "Can't handle a little meatball?"

The guys looked down at their plates in horror. Rodney was weeping, Noah was in a fetal position, and Brick reluctantly took a bite but immediately threw up on the floor. Meanwhile, on the girl's side, everyone was done except Bridgette, who hadn't touched her plate. A loud commotion was heard as the guys saw Heather yelling at Bridgette, "What are you doing? Just EAT!"

"I'm a vegetarian." Bridgette replied nervously

Heather nodded, seeming to understand, "Oh I get it, your doing this to spite me aren't you?"

"What? No!"

Gwen scowled, "leave her alone already!"

Bridgette grimaced, but steeled herself, took a deep breath and began eating her plate.

With the boys refusing to eat, Bridgette slowly finished off her plate, and Chris announced the girls won the first round.

"Right, now it's one for the girls and zeroes for the guys," Chris explained, "Time for the second round! Jo, Jasmine you get to sit out. You guys like pizza? "

"Who doesn't like pizza?" Duncan shouted.

"Glad to hear it," Chris chuckled.

Chef brought a new dish out on a cart and smirking at the teens, revealing live grasshopper pizza with anchovies. The girls looked down in horror, Scarlett and Jasmine vomit. The boys were much less grossed out by bugs and began eating.

"Nope, no, no, no, not eating that." Scarlett slid her plate away, "I'm not eating bugs!"

"What? You're not throwing this challenge," Heather yelled.

"Come on, Scarlett, just fight through it." Sky said, taking a bite, "It's not TOO bad."

"Oh I am not eating that!" Scarlett exclaimed, waving her hands. "It's not even food."

"Scarlett calm down. Maybe I can help," Bridgette said, "some meditation could help calm your mind." She ignored Noah and Heather scoffing as she carefully instructed Scarlett.

"Ignore all thoughts and empty yourself and let it slide down your throat. Nice and easy." She processed to put the a slice in Scarlett's mouth, which she swallowed with ease.

Scarlett grinned, "Wow I didn't taste anything. Thanks Bridgette."

"Who's next?"

Meanwhile, the guys were handling the pizza in their own way with some holding their noses, Brick had already finished while Shawn and Duncan rolled up there pizza into a wrapped and choked as they swallowed it.

Noah stood at the head of the table, looking firmly at the team. "I can do this, I just need some motivation. Rodney, you hold me down while Brick, you feed the slice and promise me that no matter how much I threaten or beg, you feed me that slice!"

The two boys looking at each other and shrugged. Once they stood up Noah suddenly looked nervous, "Wait!? Guys I was joking!" He was stopped by Rodney who held him tightly, why Duncan slide the slice down Noah throat. Slowly, but inevitably, the boys finished it off. The girls weren't faring so well, Gwen was only halfway through her slices, while Heather refused to meditate.

"Round two goes to the guys!" Chris said, "Heather and Gwen. You can take a break.."

The boys cheered and exchanged fist bumps, Heather blamed Bridgette for the loss, while Chef brought out the third dish.

"Round three is spaghetti!" Chef took off the tops to reveal a pile of worms covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs. Everyone looked down in shock at the revolting dish before them.

"This is too much," Brick yelled, shaking furiously.

"Pull yourself together, man!" Duncan yelled, giving him a hard slap across the face to calm him. Brick blinked and took a deep breath.

"I don't think I can do this," Sky dropped her fork, "That's way too much for me."

Bridgette started to panic, then narrowed her eyes. "GIRLS!"

Everyone, even Chef jumped from the uncharacteristically forceful tone Bridgette used and saw the normally peaceful surfer girl standing up, looking firm and cross. "This challenge is not just for us, it's for girl's everywhere! For far too long, girls have been looked as weak willed babies! So stand up, pick up our forks and knives and STOP CRYING LIKE BABIES!"

The others campers started in shock at the surfer for a minute as she down her dish.

Jasmine was gaping at her.

Noah looked a little frightened.

Rodney was staring with awe and admiration, "Go Bridgette." and gave her a clap.

Bridgette blinked and seemed to snap out of a daze. She looked to see herself standing on the table and blushed, "I don't know what came over me."

Jasmine smiled, "Your right, let's kick some butt."

Heather smiled, "Yeah, like I've been saying that all along."

*** Confessional Jasmine ***

Wow, who knew she had it in her? I did. The underdog always have a fight in them."

*** Confessional Rodney ***

"Bridgette is one strong little spitfire." Blushed, "She was so pretty taking command like that. I'm in loved. I had to vote Ezekiel off, now he's gone Bridgette is sure to love me."

*** Confessional Bridgette ***

Blushing bright red and lifting her hoodie over her head. "Oh, I don't lose control like that."

*** Mess Hall ***

The girls, encouraged by Bridgette words down their meals as quickly as possible.

Meanwhile, the boys all put on blindfolds and used clothespins to cover their noses. They all began to eat, having little trouble as they did so, but unfortunately for them, they were no able to finish before the serene girls.

"Time for round 4," Chris smiled as Chef bought out a bowl of liquid that looked like it came from the spills from Chef's kitchen, with Bridgette, and Jasmine sitting out.

The girls all struggled to make any progress with their meals. Gwen took a sip but immediately had to fight the urge to vomit. While the guys, meanwhile, quickly slurped the soup down with a funnel, thanks to Noah's quick thinking.

"That wasn't too bad, actually," Shawn commented as he finished his soup. "You could hardly even taste it."

"This round goes to the boys," Chris yelled, making the boys jumped and cheered, "Only five-course left to go!"

A montage rolled off the next four rounds, the fifth found, won by the girls, which involved having to consume balls of chewed up gum, personally chewed by Chef.

Course six-round, won by the boys, involved drinking cocktails made out of stinky liquid made by skunks.

In course seven also won by the boys, the campers were tasked with eating sandals.

Finally, round eight required the campers to eat a repulsive broth made out of mystery meat and garbage. The girls won this round after some struggle by Katie, tying the score.

By the time they had reached the final round, everyone was in gastrointestinal agony.

"Wow, it's all tied up," Chris commented, grinning at the campers' pain, with now Heather and Sky out."time for the last course."

"Thank God," Noah took a deep breath as Chef revealed the plates to the campers, only for them to find hotdogs. Everyone looked at the hot dogs hesitant to take a bite, there was no way the last course could be this easy. They all glance at Chris, who looked back with a challenging eyebrow.

"What's wrong with it?" Noah asked, "Are they expired? Dropped in the toilet?"

"Nope, none of that," Chris said, cheerfully. "It's delicious, nutritious dolphin wieners!"

"But dolphins are our friends!" Bridgette gasped and looked like she was about to cry.

"Why do you care?" Heather glared, "It's already dead, I'm not losing a five-star resort because of you!"

Bridgette began to hyperventilate, "I...I...I...can't...do this...I can't...do this." As the girls finished up their meals and glared at Bridgette.

Heather went into her face "EAT IT!"

"NO! You can't make me!"

"DO IT!"

"NO!"

Meanwhile, Noah looked at the hot dog with a raised eyebrow.

"Wow, something actually easy," Noah commented, and took a bite.

"This is tasty!" Rodney smiled and swallowed it whole, making Bridgette's jaw drop.

"How could you, EAT dolphin?!" Bridgette asked.

"Like this," Noah replied as he took another bite and finished the hot dog. and the rest.

"Who cares about a dolphin," Rodney said, making Bridgette snarl.

"I can't do this," Bridgette said. "I'm a surfer, I swim with dolphins. There's no way I could ever eat them!"

"The boys are the winners!" Chris announce.

*** Docks ***

The male campers, gathered their things and waited at the docks for their to boat arrive and whisk them away for their weekend away.

"A long weekend without a single intelligence conversation," Noah whined, "this is going to suck."

"I'm trapped on a Island with Heather, you can't complain too much," Gwen flashed him a smile before pulling him into a hug. "You have Rodney to keep you company."

"That's not comforting," Noah sneered. Gwen chuckled and headed Noah towards the boat.

"Have fun, you earned it." Sky smiled and hugged Brick.

"I'll miss you." Jasmine grinned, pulling Shawn into a tight hug, then he turned and walked towards the boat.


Remaining Campers: Gwen, Noah, Heather, Sky, , Shawn, Jasmine, Duncan, Bridgette Rodney and Scarlett.

13th Place Ezekiel

14th Place Dawn

15th Place: Lightning

16th Place: Maria

17th Place: Dave

18th Place: LeShawna

19th Place: Max

20th Place: Ella

21st Place: B

22th Place: Cameron

23th Place: Owen

24th Place: Staci

Sorry not beetle drink, but no guy here fits to refuse.