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Meanwhile back with Dan and Loona, the two were currently driving towards the burger place at a leisurely speed and enjoying each the current radio station they were listening too. The drive was only about 10 minutes but with the current traffic, it turned to about 30 minutes as Dan and Loona waited behind a truck at a stop light.
"Stupid Blitzo. Making us get lunch for everyone when it was just suppose to be us." Dan mumbled as he was at the wheel and Loona was in the passenger seat while Mr. Mumbles was laying on her lap.
She still didn't like that she had to lay on Loona's lap but she didn't want sit in the back by hersel. So Mr. Mumbles mad a chose and tried her best not to claw at Loona while Dan was driving the car.
"Look, we may not like it but we can't change it. So let's just get the food and head back. Besides, it gives us a chance to talk." Loona suggested as she looked towards Dan, giving him a small smile as the light changed to green. "So, exactly how did you get a boner for revenge anyway?"
"You know, I am glad you asked. I remember it like it was yesterday." Dan said with a refreshing sigh before telling the hellhound about his first revenge plot, in his youth as a young camper at Camp Atrocious.
As the story went on, the drive seemed to be less tedious than it was the first time as Loona paid close attention to his story, find it funny, crazy, and a little sad as she heard the event that set Dan on the path he follows now. It's unchangeable but if it meant that the guy she was falling for became someone even slightly different, Loona wouldn't change it. The duo and a pet came up to the burger place as the neon sign shined on the windshield.
"Sinful Burgers, no meat is too sinful." the sign said as Dan pulled into the drive through.
""No meat is too sinful?" What does that mean?" Loona asked Dan as they were behind two other cars in the drive through.
"Oh, that means that they use any and every meat thinkable. When I first came here, I went inside and saw their menu, I was surprise by how many animals they serve." Dan said as he put his elbow on his open window. "They've got beef, fish, chicken, giraffe, ox, bull, even whale and dolphin! It's like they've got the entire animal kingdom up there!"
"Really? I'm surprised this place doesn't have more customers." Loona said with a surprised look on her face.
"I know, especially their roadrunner!" Dan said with a smile as the drive through line moved forward. "Mmm. You've never truly loved eating a bird until you've tried roadrunner."
"When did you have roadrunner?" Loona asked as Mr. Mumbles meowed at him, known that the roadrunner was a bird and wanted to eat it.
"I had it when I wanted revenge on Mexico once, I'll tell you about it later." Dan said as they were finally next for the drive through speaker.
"Hello, welcome Sinful Burgers, where our motto is no meat is sacred. Can I take you order?" the speaker said as Dan thought about it for a moment.
"Hmm, give me a minute." Dan said as he looked a the menu for before looking to Loona. "You want anything specific?"
"I think I'll try this roadrunner burger you put in my head." Loona said as she licked her lips. "Sounds good."
"Oh! Then you are in for a treat. You and everyone at work." Dan said with a smile as he turned back to the speaker. "I'll take 5 roadrunner burgers with 5 sides of large fries, 1 fish sandwich without mayo-"
"Meow." Mr. Mumbles suddenly said as Dan turned to her.
"What was that?" Dan asked his pet/friend.
"Meow." she said again as Dan nodded to her.
"Got it." Dan said with a nod as he turned back to the speaker. "Make that fish sandwich with extra mayo. And give us 5 beers."
"Alright sir, I have 5 roadrunner combos, 1 fish sandwich with extra mayo and 5 beers. Would you like any else, sir?" the clerk asked.
"Yeah, you can get us a hand full of ketchup packets. And fair warning, I just ONE of these burgers has cheese on them, you will come to work tomorrow to see this building as a smoldering pile of rubble!" Dan shouted into the speaker before a honk from behind drew his attention.
"Move it, jackass! I'm hungry!" a male bull demon demon shouted from his car, honking his horn again.
"Oh yeah? How about a knuckle sandwich, buddy?! Dan shouted back as he waved his fist at the demon.
"HA! I wanted a big meal, not a kiddy meal!" the bull demon sarcastically shouted as Dan grew angrier.
"Was that a cat joke?!" Dan questioned as his hand started to smoke before bursting into flames.
"Dan!?" Loon suddenly shouted at the sight of Dan's flaming fist.
"What?!" Dan shouted as he turned back to Loona, who pointed at his fist.
"You set your hand on fire!" she said as Mr. Mumbles wasn't afraid of the fire but amazed by it's light.
"What?!" Dan questioned as he looked at his hand, quickly shaking it to put out the flame before it went back to normal, slightly smoking. "How-"
"Um, sir? Are you still there?" the speaker clerk asked to Dan. "Your total is $23.49, please drive forward to the window to pay and pick up your order."
"How the hell did my fist catch on fire?" Dan asked as he drove his car forwards, ignoring the hooking jackass behind him.
"Maybe it an ability of your's? Certain demons have them if their sin or sinful behavior was big enough." Loona suggested as Mr. Mumbles meowed in agreement.
"I guess that makes sense. A bit on the nose, though." Dan said as he pulled up to the window, seeing a 5 eyes blue skin demon wearing a cap with the lets S.B. on it and watching them pull up.
"Hello, sir. Your order was 5 roadrunner combos, 1 fish sandwich with extra mayo, and 6 beers?" he asked as he held up a large bag of food with S.B. on it in one hand and a six pack of beers in the other.
"Yeah, that's us. And there's no cheese on these burgers, right?" Dan asked as he took the bag and handed it to Loona.
"No cheese, sir." he said as he handed the beers to Dan before holding out his hand. "And that'll be $23.49, sir."
"Yeah, yeah. I remember." Dan said as he put the beers in his lap, pulling out his wallet and pulled out the money owed.
Dan's wallet was finally full of money compared to his life as a human, since IMP's line of work was perfect for him.
"Thank you, sir. Have a sinful day!" the clerk said as he took the money and closed the drive through window.
Dan closed his car window as he drove back to IMP, silently wondering about the new fire power he had.
'Eh, I'll think about it after lunch.' Dan thought as he saw Loona's lick her lips are the smell of the food, the smell of roadrunner working it's after before she knew it. 'Just wait until you taste it, Loona. Just wait until you taste it.'
