Rock n' Rule
Chris: Last time on total drama action. There were 4 boys, but only 3 girls. Meaning only 3 boys could make the final 6. In a fairytale themed challenge the girls were trapped at top of a castle by a fire breathing dragon, which was really only the monster from the monster movie challenge. The boys had to rescue them in order to stay for another episode. Duncan saved Gwen and told her how he feels about her and they began dating. Geoff saved Bridgette they got twice as romantic with each other. It was then down to DJ and Justin to rescue Courtney. In the end Courtney didn't forgive Justin for tricking her and pushed him off the castle allowing DJ to save her and sent Justin home packing. How will Courtney react to Duncan and Gwen being an a officially couple? Find out right here on Total Drama Action!
(Intro)
(In the boys trailer)
Duncan: Well boys Justin is now gone, and I'm now dating Gwen. Things are starting to look good for me.
DJ: Don't get to relaxed bro, you've still got your ex girlfriend Courtney who wants both you and Gwen out.
Duncan: True, but the only way she'll be able to survive if she wins invincibility.
Geoff: Putting Courtney aside, we're happy for you and Gwen dude.
Duncan: Thanks man.
(In the girls trailer)
Bridgette: Hey Gwen, are you and Duncan together now?
Gwen: Yep, he asked me out after he save me in the fairytale challenge.
Bridgette: Aww, Gwen I'm so happy for you.
Gwen: Thanks Bridgette.
(The sound of drums are heard and the castmates to emerge from their trailers to find out its Chef playing the drums)
Chris: Nice of you to join us. Today's movie genre is...drum roll please. (Chef plays the drums until Chris tells him to stop) Ok, we know! The spotlights not big enough for the both of us. (Chef stops playing) Today's movie genre is...The rock and roll biopic!
All the boy: Woohoo! Awesome!
Chris: Any good rock n' roll biopic starts with a kid humble beginnings drawn into the seemingly glam world of rock music. After overcoming enormous hardship the kid gets a break and makes it ginormous. Even bigger than me. The kid is then drawn into a scandalous world of stuff I'm not allowed to talk about with 16 year olds. A few things that any certifiable rock god needs to know that I can about...you need to learn how to rock out on the guitar, work the paparazzi and trash a hotel room. Meet me at the big stadium in 10 minutes. You can't miss it.
(A few hours later)
Bridgette: Where did Chris say the stadium was again?
Courtney: He is so going to kill us. We are so late.
Chris: I said 10 minutes, not 2 hours!
Duncan: You also said to meet you at the big stadium. And this is the dumpy gilded Chris awards theater.
Chris: Where you might get dumped! Not bad. First step to becoming a rock legend is to show up late for your own show. For your first challenge, you're gonna be rocking out on the guitar.
Bridgette: But I don't know how to play the guitar.
Chris: Not to worry, since I'm guessing most of you can't read, let alone read music, you'll be playing a guitar-shaped peripheral. The notes will be represented by colored notes on the screen, which corresponds to your guitar. You'll play simultaneously during which you'll be eliminated. Every time you play a wrong note—(Electric shock sound)
Bridgette: You mean you're going to electrocute us?
Chris: Me, electrocute you? Of course not. -The guitar will electrocute you!
(All 6 contestants gasp)
Chris: (Chuckles) But don't worry, you'll live. Thought you may never be able to play the piano again.
DJ: I can't play the piano anyway.
Chris: Or touch a little bunny.
DJ: (Screams) No!
(Confessional) Courtney: I used to play in an all girl rock band in school called The A type Psychotic Crazies. Unfortunately we broke up before our first gig. Apparently you can't start a band with 5 leads and no backup.
Chris: Are you ready to rock?!
DJ, Duncan and Geoff: We're ready to rock!
Chris: And, rock on!
(Geoff plays too fast and his guitar starts burning)
Chris: Would you look at that? Geoff's on fire. No seriously, his guitar is on fire.
(Geoff then catches fire)
Geoff: Water! Water! (Chef throws water on it and electrocutes him) Shoot.
(DJ gets over excited and falls of the stage and is eliminated)
Chris: Ouch! Well, that's 2 down. 4 to go.
Bridgette: Hey, I'm getting good at this. (Gets electrocuted)
(Gwen was doing good until her guitar simply explodes, leaving Duncan and Courtney the only two left in the challenge. Duncan plays the guitar very basically, while Courtney does a tremendous amount of tricks)
DJ: Wow, that girl can rock.
(Duncan and Courtney kept playing until Duncan then smashes his guitar)
Chris: Nice one, Duncan. You broke it.
Duncan: Oops, sorry.
Chris: Impressive both of you, but the winner is...(Drum roll)...Duncan.
Courtney: What?! But I hit every note and I played behind my head and on my knees and with my teeth.
Chris: Yes. Yes, you did. But you tried way to hard and if there's one thing rockstars don't do, it's try. Even a little. You saw Duncan.
Courtney: Yes. He played every note and broke his guitar afterwards.
Chris: Exactly!
Duncan: Watch and learn miss CIT. Maybe 1 day you'll be able to rock as hard as me. (Courtney hits in the kiwis with her guitar) Argh!
Courtney: That hard enough for you? Neanderthal.
Chris: Ok, time for the second part of the challenge.
(At the paparazzi set)
Chris: Now, in order to become a true rock immortal you must know how to work the paparazzi. First part of your second challenge is an obstacle course of fans, photogs, groupies and autograph hounds. You'll start at the lane-o-sine, walk up the red carpet, past the obstacles and finally backstage. One of you will win. The rest of the you will be celebrity road kill. Duncan, for winning the first challenge you get our backstage pass. So you'll start halfway.
(Confessional) Duncan: Too bad this isn't a real back stage pass. (Reads the pass) Looks to part. All access members buff and tone spa!
(Chris appears in confessional)
Chris: Yeah, I'm gonna be needing that.
(At the paparazzi set)
Chris: (Microphone) Ok, Courtney. You're up first. And action!
(Courtney runs out of the lame-o-sine and along the red carpet. She dodges the photographers and signs an autograph. She then waves to the a groupie and takes a shopping bag from an agent. Then turns down a sandwich from a butler, and finally comes across the bouncer)
Courtney: Do you know who I am?
(Bouncer lets her inside the hotel room)
Chris: Nice moves and good call in grabbing the bag. You get to keep what's inside.
(Courtney puts out a book with Chris's face on it out the book)
(Confessional) Courtney: Urgh. If I knew everything in that had Chris's face on it I would never had grab it.
Chris: (Microphone) Duncan, you're up. Remember you get to skip the lame-o-sine and half the red carpet. And action!
(Duncan snatches the camera's from the photographers and breaks them, then spits the autograph hound and gives the groupie his number and mouths "call me", he then knocks the tray of sandwiches out the butlers hands and kicks the bouncer breaking it)
Chris: Ouch! (Duncan enters the hotel room) Dude, dude. Major potential lawsuit action with the photographers, the autograph hound and most definitely the bouncer. On the other hand, nice touch giving the groupie your number.
Duncan: Cool. Whatever.
Chris: Someone's in a bad mood. What a rockstar. Next.
(DJ comes out of the lame-o-sine then a flash from the camera from the photographers flash's causing him to trip and start rolling down the red carpet, causing Chef to have to duct-tape the door back together)
Chris: Next.
(Gwen comes out of the lame-o-sine then a flash from the camera from the photographers blinds her, she then walks straight on only seeing a bluer of the door only to get knocked by the autograph hound and into the photographers causing Chef to put them back together with tap)
Chris: Next.
(Geoff comes out of the lame-o-sine and walks down the red carpet only to get blinded by a camera flash. As he continues to walk along the red carpet he accidentally pulls off the autograph hounds head, once his eyes recovered he realized he was holding a head)
Geoff: (Screams) A human head!
Chris: Relax Geoff it's not a real head, it's from the sandee. Next.
(Bridgette is the last to go and she walks slowly down the red carpet, greeting and posing for the fans and the photographers then enters the hotel)
Chris: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. The photographic evidence. Let's see your best shots, shell we? Courtney ducks. Duncan socks. DJ tripped. Gwen got blinded. Geoff...if that's not a scream of fear, I don't know what is. And Bridgette posed. Which means we have a winner. Bridgette!
Bridgette: Yes!
Courtney: How is that possible? I did the best job of avoiding the paparazzi.
Chris: You said you were supposed to avoid the photog? Paparazzi means exposure and Bridgette exposed. Bridgette wins an advantage for the last part of the challenge where you'll win an award for today's reward challenge.
(Confessional) Courtney: I hate, hate, hate losing.
Chris: Finally, the untimate rockstar challenge. Trashing a hotel room. You've got 30 seconds on the clock with Bridgette getting an additional 10 for having won the second challenge of the challenge. And action.
(The final 6 start trashing the hotel set, Bridgette and DJ were doing badly at trashing the place, while Geoff and Gwen were doing good at challenge but Duncan and Courtney were going abit over the top and started destroying the set. With Courtney going completely insane and Duncan was just doing the same as her just cause he like breaking things)
(Confessional) Duncan: There is nothing I like more than vandalism.
(Confessional) Courtney: If I don't win this reward, I'm gonna scream.
(Duncan and Courtney begin fighting over who gets to destroy the couch until Duncan purposely lets go and Courtney falls on the ground and the couch gets destroyed)
Chris: Time! Bridgette, you have an additional 10 seconds. Go! (The last part of the set falls down without anyone touching it) Well thanks to Duncan and Courtney there's nothing left to destroy. And since Duncan destroyed the couch before Courtney, he wins the reward of this challenge.
Duncan: Woohoo, yeah!
Courtney: What?! This is not fair! I destroyed as much stuff as he did.
Chris: True, but Duncan best you by a couch. Tonight's reward is Duncan gets a night at the movies with a friend of his choice.
Duncan: Hey pasty, wanna go to the movies with me?
Gwen: Definitely babe. (Kisses him which made Courtney gasp)
(Confessional) Courtney: I knew it! Duncan dumped me so he date that weird goth girl! Well I will get rid off those 2 if it's the last thing I do!
(With Duncan and Gwen at the gilded Chris Ceremony watching a movie that stars Chris)
Chris: (In the movie) It's not batminton. It's goodmintion. Heck it's greatminton.
Gwen: This has to be 1 of most lamest movies ever seen.
Duncan: (Chuckles) Every movie with Chris in it is lame.
Gwen: (Laughs) So true.
(The 2 cuddle each other as Courtney watches them from behind the bushes angrily)
(In the control room with Chris)
Chris: That is the last time I let those 2 watch 1 of my movies for free. What will Courtney do to destroy Duncan and Gwen? Will Duncan and Gwen survive the insane wackiness of Courtney? Tune in next time to find out on Total Drama Action!
