Still can't believe Bonnie's gone straight? Yeah...Kim and Ron can't either. Now it's time for Kim's first birthday with Ron as her boyfriend!

Oh by the way...this story, as well as 'Tweeb And The Queen Bee' are up for the Fannies this year!

Now...let's ROLL IT!


It's June 7th, Kim's 17th birthday. She was the talk of the school, as always...but more than usual because it was her special day. We find Kim at her locker, where the first to greet her was none other than her boyfriend of just over a month, Ron Stoppable.

"Happy Birthday, KP!" Ron greeted, pecking Kim on the cheek.

Kim melted, knowing Ron would be the first outside her family to wish her a Happy Birthday. "Aw, Ron!" Kim gushed, giving her new boyfriend a peck on the cheek. Monique and Bonnie soon followed.


"HBD, Kim!" Monique greeted.

"HBD?" Bonnie questioned.

"It means Happy Birthday, Bonnie."

"Takes a while to get Monique-speak, Bonnie."

"Okay, someone's gotta teach me Monique-speak!"


The first bell rang and the crew went off to homeroom...where Mr. Barkin awaited them.

"Okay people, your regular homeroom teacher Mr. Schooley, is recovering from surgery. So I've commandeered this class until he returns in September," Barkin told the class, to which they responded with a collective groan. "Also, it is my understanding that we have a birthday amongst us."

"Yes sir, Mr. Barkin...it's mine!" Kim confirmed.

Barkin gave a rare smile. "Well, in that case...class, I want you all to wish Ms. Possible a Happy Birthday!" Barkin commanded. "How old, Possible?"

"17, sir!"

"Happy Birthday, Possible..." Mr. Barkin said to the redhead. "Now, in a rare treat for you guys...in honor of Ms. Possible's birthday, there will be no homework at all today!"

The class celebrated at this declaration as birthday wishes came like wildfire for Kim.

"Now go on, get outta here, everyone! And once again, Kim...Happy Birthday."


"Thank you, Mr. Barkin!" Kim cheerfully replied as she and her friends raced off to their first class. During lunch period, there was no mystery meat. Instead, in honor of Kim's birthday, there was a special buffet set up. In it was anything and everything a teen could want.

"Oh my gosh! Pizza, fried shrimp, grilled chicken, barbecue ribs..." Kim freaked out.

"All for your special day, Kim!" Bonnie cheered.

"I don't know what to say!"

"DSA, Kim. Don't say anything..."

"This is all for you, KP. Go on...you go first. It's your day, after all."


Later in the day at cheer practice, the birthday wishes continued.

"Make way, everyone!" Ron called out in his Mad Dog costume.

"Birthday girl incoming!" Bonnie added as Kim walked into the gym in full cheer uniform, Ron heralding her entrance with a Mad Dog howl.

"Okay, Ron...that's quite enough. Heel..." Kim said to Ron, putting an end to his Mad Dog routine.


As soon as Kim entered, she was swarmed by her fellow cheerleaders - Tara, Hope, Marcella, Jessica, Crystal...everyone wished her a Happy Birthday.

"Happy Birthday, Kim!" Tara greeted.

"Got anything special planned for your special day?" Marcella asked.

"Aw! Thanks, Tara!" Kim gushed. "And I have no idea, Marcella. Parents are keeping it a secret from me and I don't like it one bit!"

"Okay, the Dr.s Possible keeping secrets from you, KP...that is SICK AND WRONG!" Ron interjected.

"For once, I agree with Ron. I get that your parents are trying to surprise you, but they should at least provide you with some sort of clue, Kim!" Bonnie added.

"I guess I'll find out after practice."

Kim and her fellow cheerleaders worked on many routines, some even including Ron as the Mad Dog. After practice, Kim, Bonnie and Ron headed over to Kim's house, where they were greeted by Mrs. Dr. Possible.


"Oh hello, kids!" the brain surgeon greeted.

"Hi, mom!" Kim greeted cheerfully, hugging her mom.

"Hi, Mrs. Dr. Possible!" Bonnie greeted.

"What up, Mrs. Dr. Possible?" Ron greeted.

"Oh...just made reservations for Kim's surprise birthday dinner..." Mrs. Dr. Possible said...but then realize she just blabbed the surprise. "Oops! I just blabbed what we were planning for Kim!"

Even more bad news, Mrs. Dr. Possible! Kim overheard!


"Alright...what's this about a special birthday dinner?" Kim asked.

"Honey, you better tell her..." Mr. Dr. Possible told his wife.

"Oh, fine. Kim...I just made reservations for all of us at Buffalo Bill's Wild West Steakhouse!"

"Oh my gosh! That's my one of my favorite places in Middleton!" Kim cheered.


"Kim, you're making out like a bandit here!" Bonnie remarked.

"Believe me, Bonnie...I've had better birthdays. Example: my 12th birthday - that was my first mission."

"So that...actually happened?" Bonnie asked, shocked that she was disproved in her theory that Kim was lying. "All those missions you went on...they all happened?"

"Uh, yeah..."

"Kim...please forgive me for calling you a liar all that time. I had no idea how rough you had it until we got stuck together by Dementor's Bond-O-Ball."

"Water under the bridge, Bonnie. Now, everyone get changed...we got 7:30 reservations! Oh, and Ron...Bonnie..."


"Yeah, KP?"

"Thank you...both of you...for making this a birthday I'll never forget."

"No prob, Kimula!"

"It's no trouble at all, K!"

"I'll meet you guys at Buffalo Bill's at 7:30, 'kay?"

"You got it, Kim!" Bonnie called out.

With a big birthday dinner on the docket, Kim only had one thing to say..."17th birthday? SO NOT THE DRAMA!"


As usual, she was right! She even got her favorite cake after her birthday dinner - red velvet with strawberry icing! When asked to blow out the candles and make a wish...

"Guys, I already have what I wished for - a great family, great friends...and an even better boyfriend..." the teen hero said, kissing Ron.

"Aw! Happy Birthday, KP!" Ron gushed, kissing Kim once more.


'Grandpa Possible, where ever you are...thanks for watching out for me...and for blessing me with all that I could ever want,' Kim thought to herself, looking to the sky as Bonnie, Ron, her parents and her twin brothers swarmed her. If this is what 17 will be like, Kim can only imagine what her 18th birthday will end up being like next year!


Took a while! But that's chapter 4! Chapter 5 will be the end of Junior Year! Stay tuned and...CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME!