Kazuma and friends quickly caught up to Subaru and friends.

"What the heck is going on here?" said Kazuto.

"It's a bit of a long story!" said Subaru. Rem and Ram were hurling magical attacks at the invisible Stand.

"Hey, who's this?" Emelia looked at Kazuto.

"My name is Kozu! I am a holy warrior of Axis!"

"He's my little brother," said Kazuma.

"Interesting…" said Subaru. "A little brother would imply that Kazuma has been demoted to supported character rank, but we're still all front and center! Now I have an even less sense of who the main character is!"

"Crystal Shotgun!" Emelia shot another round of crystals that shattered in midair. "It's no use! This Stand is way stronger than Misa's!"

"Wrathful Smite!" Kozu pulled out a fake sword and struck the invisible being, sending an explosion of light in every direction.

"Tinder!" Kazuma shot a bolt of fire that pathetically deflected off the entity.

"Oh, he must be weak to Holy Magic!" said Subaru. "Aqua! Use Turn Undead!"

"You're not the one giving orders here!" said Aqua.

The Stand sent a straight punch to Aqua's stomach.

"Doh!"

"Ugh, seriously?" Kazuma groaned. "Megumin! Let's start charging!"

"Got it!"

Aqua quickly got her sense together and somehow pulled her staff out of nowhere.

"Turn Undead!"

A beam of light shot out of the ground.

"It missed!" said Emelia.

"It's not my fault!" Aqua whined. "I can't see it!"

"I've got it!" Kozu pulled a small card out of his pocket. "Come forth! Chunchunmaru!"

"Chunchunmaru?" said Kazuma.

A small black bird flew out of Kozu's item bag, spreading its wings above the Stand.

Puck mewed. (A Yokai Stand! Specifically, a Yosuzume!)

"Since this foul creature is a god of death, then a death bird is definitely the best way to defeat it!" Kozu proudly stated.

"Are you sure about that?" said Ram.

Chunchunmaru cawed and dive-bombed the Kami Stand. If Kazuma could actually see what was going on, he would see a furious exchange of blows.

"Now's our chance!" Subaru pointed his fingers in a gun shape. "Spirit Gun!"

A red sphere of energy shot out of his fingertips and blasted off the Stand, which was distracted by Chunchunmaru. they quickly escaped soon after.

"Come forth, the Kingdom of Demise!" said Megumin

"Arise, land of all hope!" said Kazuma.

"Join the eternal bonds of unity and split the universe down the middle!" They shouted together. "Combination attack: Double-Helix Fission Explosion!"

A fantastic burst of colors and spirals danced across the air, striking the Stand with an expansion of light and heat, culminating in a tremendous shockwave.

"Phew!" said Aqua as their running slowed to a walk. Kazuma and Megumin fell down next to each other.

"Hey, Kazuma?" said Megumin.

"Yes, I'm Kazuma."

"Let's go on a date."

"Okay." I'm not the spineless type who'll say "What? Now?" I won't play dumb after all that. And besides, long drawn-out confession speeches are overrated.

Just then, Aqua dashed over and yelled "Sacred Turn Undead" before immediately running back. "See? I just finished off the Stand!"

"You're amazing, Goddess Aqua!" Kozu said with sparkles in his eyes.

"I think you did most of the work," said Subaru.

"Hey!" said Aqua.

Rem took a glance at Kazuma and Megumin giving each other loving expressions while lying on the ground.

"Subaru, I like you!" she said.

Subaru's eyes widened in surprise.

"What?!"

"Let's go on a date, Subaru-kun!" she gave him a warm smile.

"Uh… thanks Rem." Upon closer inspection, Aqua noticed that Subaru seemed genuinely afraid, almost as if he knew something horrible was going to happen. "But I love Emelia!"

Emilia's elf ears perked up.

"What?!" she said.

Rem's eyes fell.

Subaru shuffled over to Emilia.

"So…" he said. "Wanna go on a date?"

"I'm flattered…" Emelia cringed. "But I love Rem."

"WHAT?!" Subaru and Rem exclaimed simultaneously.

The three involved parties stood in a circle.

"Well… Who could've seen this coming?"

Darkness rubbed her chin.

"I get the weird feeling we're forgetting something…" said Darkness.

"I think I may know what that is," said a strange new voice.

Everybody turned and noticed Roswaal staring at all of them

"While I'm quite satisfied as to how things turned out, I have a feeling that things could have turned out betteeeeer," he chuckled. "That's why I think it's best we start from the beginning once more!"

"Huh?" said Subaru.

Roswaal clicked his fingers.

Okay… now for an explanation.

Since I started this story, I've learned a lot about writing comedy, themes, and other things. I realize that if I could do this story over again, I could make it a lot better. So, I'm scrapping the current plotline, and starting fresh with a new one. Now, I'm going to ask everyone to add their suggestion. Should I start the new story on this story, or should I make a new one altogether? Either way, I'm making a new version of this story with Re: Zero.

Now… forgive me for sounding needy, but PLEASE write SPECIFIC reviews! I need the best criticism I can get from this site!