"AAHHHHHHHH!" Gay Greg screamed, waking up in a cold sweat.
He franticly looked around, and quickly realized he was in his room. The posters of Gay Niggas and Dick Paintings were dead giveaways.
"Wow… What a horrible nightmare! I sure could use a cock right now."
Just as he began fantasizing about cock, he heard a knock on his door. He grabbed some lube in preparation for some surprise butt sex and answered the door. To his surprise, it was Gay Uncle Grandpa along with a pack of Gay Niggas.
"Good morning Gay Uncle Grandpa! Welcome to Hell!"
Gay Greg was quite taken back by this. So much so that he stopped focusing on one of the Gay Niggas crotches.
"Wait, this is Hell?"
Gay Greg walked outside to have a look around the place. He wasn't sure what Gay Uncle Grandpa was talking about, they were still in California.
"Before you ask, yes this is indeed Hell. Though, this Hell is called 'Helifornia'." Gay Uncle Grandpa explained.
Gay Greg didn't look convinced.
"It's true dawg, turns out California was modeled after this Hell." A Gay Nigga added.
Gay Greg had quite the Gay smile. He saw Dick Flags proudly hung on an Elementary school, everyone looked like they had some form of STD, and Gay Bars were all over the place.
"Wow! In hindsight, this makes sense!"
"Oh yeah, talk about Hell on Earth! Wanna go see the others?" Gay Uncle Grandpa asked.
"Gay Pizza Steve has some new salami he wants to show you." A Gay Nigga Added.
Gay Greg was brought to tears. He was ready to give Gay Uncle Grandpa a big Gay hug when he noticed Straight Belly Bag was gone.
"Where's Straight Belly Bag?"
Gay Uncle Granpa and the Gay Niggas laughed Gayly.
"You silly butt, Straight Belly Bag is Straight! So he went to Heaven." Gay Uncle Grandpa explained.
Gay Greg smacked himself in the head.
"I should have known that! I'm really going to miss him…"
"Yeah dawg, his dark sense of humor was the best." A Gay Nigga added.
They all looked down and thought about Straight Belly Bag.
"Well, enough about him! Wanna go to that Gay Bar with us?" Gay Uncle Grandpa asked while pointing at a Gay Bar called "Gay With Benefits".
Gay Greg pulled his buttplug out and got his lube ready.
"You bet you're fine ass I wanna go!"
Gay Uncle Grandpa blushed.
"Ohh you! I knew you'd say yes."
"Yeah Dawg, it'll be just like the good old days." A Gay Nigga added.
This caused Gay Greg to think about his time on Earth.
"I still can't believe Alex Jones undid Gay America…"
Gay Uncle Grandpa put his hand on Gay Greg's shoulder.
"Aww, it's ok. No one could have guessed that Alex Jones was the true Second Coming of Christ."
Gay Greg was almost left speechless.
"He- He was?!"
"Yeah dawg, think about it." A Gay Nigga replied.
Gay Greg did just that.
"You're right! Damn, how did we miss that?"
The Gay Nigga shrugged.
"You know what they say." Gay Uncle Grandpa started. "Hindsight is like a woman, she's a big cunt bitch that's definitely a Heterosexual because 'Lesbians' are only doing it for the attention!"
Gay Uncle Grandpa grew progressively angrier and angrier as he spoke.
The Gay Niggas, along with Gay Greg, grew just as angry.
"Dammit dawgs, now I'm pissed off!" A Gay Nigga roared.
"So am I! Let's go to that Gay Bar so you Gay Niggas can Black me! Just like Sweden!" Gay Greg angrily suggested.
They angrily, yet still Gayly, made their way to the Gay Bar. This anger quickly vanished though when he went inside. He couldn't believe his eyes, all of his friends were there.
"Surprise!" Everyone exclaimed in unison.
"Y'all ready for some Sax?!" Gay Black Jesus exclaimed.
The Gay Bar filled with Gay Sax music. Gay Greg shed a single tear of joy at the wonderfully Gay display before him.
"We wanted to give you a Gay welcome to Hell." Gay Uncle Grandpa explained seductively while grabbing Gay Greg's ass.
Gay Greg returned the favor by grabbing Gay Uncle Grandpas crotch.
"I know where this is going."
Gay Greg turned his head towards Gay Uncle Grandpa, and the two French kissed. Gay Gay Gay members cheered them on. Gay Pizza Steve wanted in on the action.
"Hey Gay Greg, I bet you already heard of my new salami."
Gay Greg looked over at him and loved the look of his salami.
"Oh you know it"
...Enough of that Gay shit though, this is a Christian AND Muslim story. I'm actually here to tell you about the time when the two religions came together to go on the first-ever "Ji-sade".
"Hear me, men!" General Straightlord commanded.
The Ji-saders all kneeled before the Great Straight General of The Westboro Baptist Church.
"Today, we slay the evils of Hell! Today, we finally purge this world of all who God-lah has deemed to be only fit to rot in Hell! Today… No… God-lah has just spoken with me… AND HE SAID TO ATTACK NOW!"
The Ji-saders stood up and marched towards their first target in Helifornia. The "Gay With Benefits" Gay Bar.
A very Gayly loud alarm activated and could be heard all throughout Helifornia. Inside the Gay Bar, everyone began to panic.
"What's happening?!" Gay Greg screeched out.
"I don't know, but I've got a baaaad feeling… Gay replied, not even trying to hide the fear in his voice.
Gay Uncle Grandpa looked out the window and saw the Ji-saiders closing in.
"This is bad! This is bad!" Panicked Gay Uncle Grandpa.
Everyone ran up to the window to see. Gay Greg wasn't sure why everyone was scared.
"What's the big deal? We're in Hell, so we can't die."
Everyone gave Gay Greg sad looks.
"Sorry man, but that's not true. Once you die in Helifornia, you go to actual Hell." Gay Black Jesus explained.
The hope drained from Gay Greg.
"Look out dawgs!" Warned A Gay Nigga.
It was too late though, as a crossbow bolt shot through the window, and nailed Gay Uncle Grandpa in the head.
"NOOOOOOO!" Gay Greg cried out, falling to his knees over Gay Uncle Grandpas' body.
Many more shot through, killing everyone in the Gay Bar. Well, everyone except for Gay Greg. He could only watch in silent horror as everyone laid dead all around him.
"DIE YOU FILTHY HERETIC!" General Straight roared, flying sword first through the window.
Gay Greg had no time to react and was impaled through the chest. General Straight pulled his sword out, causing Gay Greg to cough some blood up.
Blood poured out of his wound and mouth. Gay Greg knew this truly was the end.
"...I declare you purged."
General Straight rose his sword high in the air and chopped Gay Greg's head off.
...And well, that's the end of Gay Greg. He died never knowing what Helifornia's fate would be, knew that all his friends died.
The End
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The first fanfic I ever wrote was Hankidot. A story where Hank fucks Peridot.
Now that Steven Universe is over, I wanted to say thank you to Rebecca Sugar for creating it. I never would have gotten into writing if it wasn't for Steven Universe.
I also want to thank you all for reading Gay Greg. I hope you all enjoyed. :)
