A/N: Thanks to WritingGoddess12 for suggesting this! Ah, I remember singing this song in fifth grade chorus. Anyways, sorry for the mini hiatus. Things have been messy lately, with the COVID-19 and online classes. I don't know how, but I managed to have art class with Zoom. Without further ado, here's your parody!

Connor: I've learned to destroy the brake

Before I even ruined the key

Travis: Before I screwed up a mistake

Before I pranked with the best of me

Percy: Give them a reason to stare

No slipping up if you've already did

So I got some sarcasm to share

Persassy'll never be rid

Leo: Step out, step out of their view

If you keep getting caught

Step out, step out of their view

Because you've been spot because you've been spot

Connor: On the outside, always spying in

Will I ever be less than I've always been?

'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass

Travis: I'm breaking into a cabin

I try to speak, but everyone can hear

So I wait around for a drachma to appear

While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass

Leo: I'm breaking into a cabin, oh

All: Can anybody see, is anybody cussing back at me?

Percy: We start with stars in our eyes

We start believing that we belong

But every sun doesn't rise

And the pranksters tell you where you went wrong

Leo: Step out, step out of their view

If you keep getting caught

Step out, step out of their view

Because you've been spot because you've been spot

Connor: On the outside, always spying in

Will I ever be less than I've always been?

'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass

Travis: I'm breaking into a cabin

I try to speak, but everyone can hear

So I wait around for a drachma to appear

While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass

Leo: I'm breaking into a cabin, oh

All: Can anybody see, is anybody cussing back at me?

Connor: When you're sneaking through the woods and everything is blank

Do you ever really crash, or even fail a prank?

Travis: When you're sneaking through the woods and everything is blank

Do you ever really crash, or even fail a prank?

Percy: When you're sneaking through the woods and everything is blank

Do you ever really crash, or even fail a prank?

Leo: When you're sneaking through the woods and everything is blank

Do you ever really crash, or even fail a prank?

All: Did I ever fail a prank?

Did I ever fail a prank?

It's like I never made a sound

Will I ever make a sound?

Connor: On the outside, always spying in

Will I ever be less than I've always been?

'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass

Travis: I'm breaking into a cabin

I try to speak, but everyone can hear

So I wait around for a drachma to appear

While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass

Leo: I'm breaking into a cabin, oh

All: Can anybody see, is anybody cussing back at me?