A/N: This has happened and you know it. Rated T
"Are you trying to seduce me?"
She's standing at the dining room table, lost in what she's doing when she feels him come up behind her, pressing himself against her. His lips an inch away from her ear. "What are you talking about? I'm literally just folding clothes."
"Mmmhmm. Yeah, you are."
"Are you serious right now?"
"Gonna fold those towels real nice."
"Umm."
He rubs his nose against her skin, inhaling the fresh scent of her body wash. "Maybe color code them when you put them away?"
She can feel his excitement pressed against her ass. Her brow raises in confusion. "They're all white."
"Yeah, they are."
"Yeah. They are." She state matter of factly. "Seriously, how is this making you horny?"
"What are you talking about? You always make me horny."
She knows this conversation is gonna be to over soon as he makes his next move. The moan that leaves her mouth when his hands make their way under her top, up her stomach, stopping as they reach her breast and begin to massage her soft mounds. "I'm just folding clothes in a pair of joggers and one of your t-shirts. It's like the least sexiest thing ever."
"You're the most sexiest thing ever. No matter what you're doing."
"Even when I'm peeing while I floss my teeth?"
His lips find her neck and work their way down. His teeth playfully nipping her skin. "So sexy."
"You really are insatiable."
"No, I'm just an idiot in love with his hot as fuck wife."
"So, are you just gonna keep talking or-" She lets out a contagious belt of laughter as he picks her up, throwing her over his shoulder in a fireman's carry and hurriedly walks towards their bedroom.
